Katie Price Takes On Chelsea Handler
Alex Reid's full-time cock tucker, Katie Price, went on Chelsea Handler's show last night to promote how she flies all the way to Los Angeles to get fucked in the face with a Botox needle. File this under: You might be a famewhore if.....
The Sun seems to think that Katie Price was left "humiliated" after Chelsea destroyed her during the interview, but I didn't see it that way. First of all, she's Katie Price, so she humiliates herself as soon as she leaves the house (Harvey will get me for that one). Second of all, Chelsea was kind of easy on Katie. She only said that Katie will take Alex straight to the middle (true). And that she should be proud of herself for writing 33 books, even if they are for children. Those burns aren't going to leave a mark. Besides, Katie even puts make-up in the insides of her ears, so I doubt she even heard Chelsea dogging her.
And yes, it is totally fitting that there's a ticking time bomb countdown at the top of this clip.



Why was this lady on this show? She had nothing to say.
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Oh and I thought it hysterical when Chelsea said "you'll bring him right to the middle" *arched brow*. How effin' wonderful.
I finally watched this last night: Jordan is disgusting and Chelsea didn't know WHAT to make of her. She was just defiant and had no conversation skills beyond "I don't care, I don't care, I don't care."
Now we know how much work she has done: every 6 months she gets botox and extensions.
I await her death.
Katie Price is prety much a joke, some people like trash that's why she's popular in the UK, and we have our own Pam Anderson. Chelsea just tells it like it is!
There are so many women in the UK that LOVE this woman! It is so weird!! In fact, you go to any club in the UK and you will see Jordan,Posh,and that other naked blonde bimbo.
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I'm glad someone's taking a dig at her... She's a self-minded old bat. Yeah i used to find katie price funny, but everything she does is for publicity. Poor Peter Andre i would've treated him better. she will never find another bloke like that again in her life-time. I predict she will end up like kerry katona, because it's not long until katie goes down to the bottom after all she has done!! Those poor kids as well, at the end of the day it's them who are suffering most. Besides who honestly likes a woman who shamelessly gloats about her money and everything she's got whilst there are people in the UK who are suffering from the recession?
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Katie maybe plastic but at least she admits to it! She doesn't lie and say she is 100% natural - I'm looking at you Nicky Kidman! And I am sure Chelsea has had the odd procedure or two. So she can't really point any fingers. Plus she was in Playboy which makes her a complete hypocrite for getting snarky with Katie.
I watched this interview last night and never thought Chelsea was making fun of her.
Seriously, to those that believe everyone here in the UK loves her, get real. Do you guys love Parasite Hilton? She's a figure of fun to almost anyone with more than one lonely braincell and her cuntiness since leaving Peter Andre hasn't helped her.
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Looks like Chelsea didn't do any research to find out WHO Katie was, so she didn't know what to ask her. Aren't you supposed to research every guest and have some questions ready beforehand? I would if I had that job.
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Katie Price is a national treasure! at Cunts-r-us anyway!
You've gotta respect any bitch that can be so rich and so famous for getting her tits out and being a whore.
Plus she gave us Harvey so she is indeed a role model for the ages. Right up there with Nomi Malone.
Submitted by Meeshie on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 12:42pm.
Who is the Katie Price bitch and what was she promoting?
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There's no fucking humiliation there. The only thing was that I got to see how useless Chelsea is for the first time. But Katie comes off alright. She could work on her eyebrow game but that's about it.
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I did like the Kardashian and KP comparison because they are both worthless celebrities famous for virtually no reason.
I cannot stand KP there is absolutely nothing appealing about her at all. She is so ridiculously fake looking. It does not take much to become a celeb in Britian does it? I am so glad she does not get the press coverage here like she gets in the UK otherwise I would never pick up another magazine again.
I will say though, she held her own during the interview and did not sound as stupid and bitchy as I thought she would be.
I'm sorry? There was nothing mean about it. Katie I think has a good sense of humor about herself (though I wouldn't call her self-aware), and Chelsea always interviews like that. I don't see how anything in that interview could have been taken so seriously since it was all so deadpan, and isn't that a Brit humor thing anyway?
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Who is the Katie Price bitch and what was she promoting? She's just another talentless whore who is famous for absolutely nothing. What's wrong with the world today when cunts like this, Heidi Montag and the Kartrashians are actually considered celebrities? The world would be a better place if all of these attention-starved twats would just drop dead.
Wake me when someone interviews HARVEY. He will really drop a dime on mommy dearest.
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Katie Price is the cum dump bin for all of UK. She's an ugly bitch who dresses like a drag queen. Chelsea Handler was TOO soft on her, she really could have put that skank through the ringer.
Please ... Chelsea could have dissected her in 15 seconds flat. Katie Price is a self-obsessed moron. She was so breathtakingly tone-deaf and rude on Graham Norton that I wondered for a few minutes if she wasn't being ironic. Then I realized she doesn't know the meaning of "ironic."
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Or for christs sakes.....what the heck does ANYONE say to a nitwit that shows up for an interview on national television painted ORANGE, with shotgun makeup and talks about flying overseas every 3 months for botox and hair extensions......she looked like a fucking whored up rodeo clown! Chelsea was KIND.
I think the problem was Katie P is so used to being famous, comments that would have been cheeky or funny in the UK sounded so egomaniacal that the audience actually gasped once or twice (her boyfriend is considered a celebrity because he's seen with her).
I love Chelsea, but she could have been a little less aggressive and dissapproving. KP is over the top, but I've enjoyed seeing her on Graham Norton when she was more appreciated. After all, she was a guest and should have been treated as such.
What might work in the UK most of the times doesn't work in the USA (except for the Beatles) The americans already have Paris Hilton and they are sick of her. So I think it's best to stay in the Uk Katie.
i think this Chelsea woman is not that funny and actually that kind of attitude on a foreigner has racism written all over it.
She needs evisceration, this cunt is a piece of indelibly soiled trash.
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Submitted by mike on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 11:26am.
The worst part is the rotating panel she has in to comment on current events. They SUCK! Any number of dlisted commenters would be funnier.
Yes...*fake laughs* HAHAHHAHAHHA!
I don't think Chelsea was mean to hear, I just think she's a shitty interviewer. She always acts as if she's bored and if she's that bored, go get a real job. Hooters is always hiring.
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Chel always does her interviews in that sarcastic way. Obviously Katie's people should have told her that in the beginning. I still don't think Chel's show is funny, nor is she, but this was fun to view.
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Chelsea was actually nice to this slag in comparison to what she does to other guests. Chelsea probably couldn't book anyone else and that is why she had a spot for Katie...I never heard this Katie trick speak but she sounds awful (like she has marbles in her mouth) and she looks really used up for 31yo...31yo??? REALLY???!!! bitch , please. She is as full of shit as Kim from Atlanta. I guess it is true what they say, that fucking a lot ages people prematurely. I still don't get why is this bitch famous in the UK.
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Chelsea Handler could have been a lot meaner. That wasn't very nasty at all, really.
Submitted by ginger_t on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 11:23am.
Thanks, cause I didn't get that either. LOL
d-nice: It's a play on taking someone to the top. She's implying that KP is a mid-range celebrity hack at best, and the farthest she can take someone on her coattails is the mid-point, the top being A list celebrity status, a bonafide artist, someone people respect.
Submitted by peopleperson on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 11:11am
She seemed nervous and I'm sure the digs didn't help. I know Kate can be a bit of a cunt sometimes but Chelsea Handler taking digs at her? She's a good sport and is well up for a laugh, she'll laugh at herself so making her look like a fool on US tv is pretty shitty. Especially since people can't form their own opinions of her because she doesn't have anything in the US.
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bringing him to the middle...does that mean gender wise?
kp's carbon footprint is out of control, coming to the west coast every 3 mos to get poked & extended!
it must be a real status symbol for a Euro to come to LA to get work. i mean come on, the brits can't even fix the teefs let alone cos procedures.
she speaks all aloof as if she is so worldly but she is an insecure attn whore scrog.
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That wasn't that mean. And dare I say, I liked Katie in this interview. *ducks*
Chelsea's original show on E! was funny, but her current "talk show" is not. The worst part is the rotating panel she has in to comment on current events. They SUCK! Any number of dlisted commenters would be funnier.