And For Her Next Trick....
LiLo uses her fingers for all sorts of things (i.e. clitty tickling, cokey sampling, Twittering etc...), but using them to take out her to pay for things is not one of them. Usually, when LiLo snatches something, she just walks out with it like it magically dropped out of her snatch. But at Hollywood's Crown Bar last week, LiLo pulled out a different trick.
According to Pop Tarts, LiLo ordered a bottle of champagne towards the end of the night. When the cocktail waitress asked her to pay up for it, LiLo pointed at Kellan Lutz from Twilight and told her to put it on his bill. Shortly after that, LiLo waltzed out of the place without ever paying for the bottle.
Ha. I'm tempted to try that trick, but with my luck I'd end up in the basement of the club with two gigantic hairy men standing over me. It would not be rainbows and kittens. And I also really don't need another anal rejuvenation surgery.
Here's our little champagne robber at some party last night and also leaving Nachos' (Wonky's ex) house at 7 this morning. I will simply say that she looks like she recently had a whore bath in the sink of an AM/PM restroom, so she's looking better than usual.
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Why does this not surprise me? She has a long history of "borrowing" (stealing) items, so this is par for the course. No talent, no morals, no future -- I wish she would just put herself out of her misery and over-dose now, because we all know it is just a matter of time.
Nice one. Show up uninvited to a party and let somebody else pay the tab...isn't this some wedding crashers shit? Oh yeah...friend of the groom...I mean bride...whatever!!
Anywhorebath, I think I'm gonna have a SHOWER & then stagger off to bed. WM kicked my ass today. Thank G-d I have excellent managers. At least my masters & mistresses treat me well.
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I love *new* words and phrase - whore bath-! Another Dlisted item I'm gonna have to remember.
Felt like I was taking whore-baths for a week until the ol' clawfoot & water heater FINALLY got installed and working (by US--cuz we're too broke to pay someone else to do that shit).
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why the fuck does she dye her hair blonde? why?!
LiLo needs an urgent appointment with Dr. Kervorkian...so do all the Lohans...including Nana Lohan...She spawned 1/2 this corroded gene (cess) pool...
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She and Pamela Anderson should team up and advertise on Craigslist for mother/daughter 3somes.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Dirty skank smell. Ew.
What a fresh lookin' daisy she is here! I bet she reeks of coke-starvation breathe. And her fingers are stained with....? Heroin?
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
Thief. Whore. Addict. Liar. Crazy.
What a tragedy.
Well blimey, she looks a bit less corpse-ish today!
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Um Lilo, Kellan is already attached to a bag of bones named AnnaLynne McCord.
*hoses dirk down with lysol*
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OMG! I "whore-bathed" yesterday without knowing it had a name (besides lack of hygiene)!
What is the scrag holding?
I know she have some hygiene problems. She looks funky
Gross take a bath
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I love the term "Whore Bath" ... I haven't heard that in a while.
I can't understand why no one is helping her (meaning her mother). She's going to die. Doesn't anyone remember how awesome she was in Mean Girls? She must be totally strung out to walk around looking like she does and not give a shit. I'm embarrassed for her.
I normally do not like violence, but this girl needs to get the crap kicked out of her.
She looks like a crone from an old fairytale, and bitch is about a year younger than me.
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Zomay, the old cokey coke-han, the one from parent trap. The good one....
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She looks kinda hot here, but sort of like what the drug cocaine looks like if it were personified. I mean really, I don't put this past her and it's actually something I would LOVE to do one day. It's kinda funny....LOL...!
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ah the old "put it on that guy's tab" trick. This is not news
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She told me not to step on the cracks
I told her not to fuss and relax
Well, her pretty little face stopped me in my tracks
But now she sleeps with one eye open
I feel bad for her, but I hate thieves. So that really pisses me off. Fucking don't buy if, it you can't afford it bitch!
Doesn't this bitch have a probation officer? He should just follow her around & issue her tickets for every violation. Cali's budget deficit would disappear like that!
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 12:44pm.
I always tell them to put it on Johnny Depp's bill...right Nic?
HAW!
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Fucking skank. And a thief, to boot.
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That also explains why her feet look so gross. Your extremities get way splotchy on the bad shit.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 1:10pm.
Yes, when using meth it is absolutely possible to stay up for 3 weeks +.
Been there.
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Also, on the fingertip thing. Lots of cocaine gives you very poor circulation that shows up as red splotchiness in your hands and fingers.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Yes, when using meth it is absolutely possible to stay up for 3 weeks +.
Been there.
mandamanda, She has half of a 'best friend' necklace on... Wonder who has the other half???
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
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Submitted by d-nice on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 1:01pm.
Brown fingertips are very common for folks on the crackpipe.
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Fishsticksfan, I took a picture of Rhianna's hair once to a stylist.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Submitted by koala on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 1:03pm.
You too could stay up for three weeks snorting meth to achieve those junkie undereye circles.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Coke. It's not just for breakfast anymore...
The funny thing about being a porn star is that everyone automatically assumes that they can sleep with you. This is what I do for a living. I don`t just let anyone get into my pants.
fucking snowy!! lmao
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