Friday, November 13th 2009

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

He is the lead actor of a current television series. He comes across as such a nice normal guy that it is hard to believe he is really odd behind closed doors. He likes it rough. No, not like “spank my butt” rough. More like “use your stiletto heel to step on my privates” rough. He can’t get his wife to engage in these activities, but there are several women on the side with four-inch heels at the ready. (Blind Gossip)

I really hope he prefers lucite heels or I just can't with him. My guesses are: Jon Hamm (we all wish, or do we?), Matthew Fox, Michael C. Hall or Tony Shalhoub?

This actress/member of band/reality star recently had an operation to restore a good portion of one of her ears. She and her boyfriend got into an argument. He got her in a headlock and pulled all of her earrings out without removing the backs. With makeup and her long hair she can hide it from a distance but up close it is a mess and parts of her ear are a different color than others. (CDAN)

THE FUCK?! You guess while I go sing my ears a comforting lullaby.

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Ouch & Ouch. Cute shoes tho.

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I wish it was that fucktard Avril Lavigne.

Brigitte Nielson? She was on Flavor Ho's show, she's sort of an actress, not sure about the band part.
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KikiChanelConspiracy -- yeah, Mark Harmon played a doctor on "St. Elsewhere" and he was a total slut on the show. He picked up a 'ho, shagged her, she cut him up with a razor blade (I've never forgotten that!) and he ended up with AIDS.

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"Wasn't Mark Harmon also on St. Elsewhere? Not that anyone here is probably old enough to remember it. I barely remember it but it was a big show." He sure was. His character is famous for being the first character on a big TV show to be diagnosed with AIDS. His character was supposedly a huge whore on the show. His character later died from it (I think. I was a kid when the show was on).

My guess is Steve Carrell.
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HammSandwich & EatYourVeggies -- like I said before, No. 1 HAS to be Patrick Dempsey. He strikes me as being the type that likes to shag on rubber sheets while wearing diapers. Just sayin'...

Mark Harmon was also in a great made-for-TV movie; it was a remake of the Hitchcock classic, "Shadow of a Doubt." Highly incestuous overtones. I'd shag him if he were my uncle -- hah!

Chatham's picture

Mark Harmon starred in one of the greatest movies ever, "Summer School," oh yeah! He also did a short stint on Moonlighting, playing an astronaut that Cybil Shepherd's character was dating. He was the bestest Ted Bundy. Mmmmmm.....

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As for the crushed nuts fetısh?

It ıs always the uptıght, pent-up, over-worked, over-stressed types that go for thıs nutfuckery.

I would never let anyone domınate my boys lıke that!

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Mark Harmon was also on Flamingo Road (in the 80s, primetime). That was my first memory of him. He's been in a lot over the years.

I think he and Pam have been married for many many years, too.

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PS. Oh, yeah. I think Mark Harmon's sister was also the official spokesperson for Tic Tacs in the 80s. Don't you remember her? She looks like him. Actually, the Nelsons, the Harmons and Pam Dawber are all cut from the same cloth lookswise (IMO, of course).

Wasn't Mark Harmon also on St. Elsewhere? Not that anyone here is probably old enough to remember it. I barely remember it but it was a big show. He's been working constantly over the years but is much lower profile now. He's married to Pam Dawber (Mork & Mindy) and I believe is the brother of Ricky Nelson's ex-wife, which makes him uncle to Gunnar & Matthew (I Can't Live WO Your Love & Affection) as well as their sister who was in that Father Dowling series with the dad from Happy Days. Yeah, I'll probably head on over to TWoP now...

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Submitted by Bossy on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 11:10pm.
Who is Mark Harmon???
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He's this 50-something actor who plays the lead on that way too popular show NCIS. He was on that other show Once and Again with Sela Ward too. He's a pretty handsome dude for someone who's older than my dad.

HammSandwich's picture

#1 is not Jon Hamm - he's not married and besides, he's perfection. Instead, I'll go with Patrick Dempsey - he gives off the vibe he is into the freaky stuff... or maybe I'm confusing him with my ex bf who looks exactly like him (a Latino version). LOL.

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I think the guy who likes to have his nuts stomped on is the same guy who is holding that ghey drink in his hand.

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Submitted by Bossy on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 11:10pm.

Who is Mark Harmon
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I remember him from a few things but the only thing that comes to mind clearly is Stealing Home - I think that movie's from the 80's....

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 5:32pm.

mcnightmare - *ahem* any rational, sane, man will tell you that it sometimes hurts just to *graze* the boys, much less STOMP ON THEM. My opinion is they're either not men, cannot feel pain or have already have lost their testicles to an unfortunate fence climbing accident as a child... does.not.compute.

HAHAHAHA I told a guy about the blind item and he winced and physically looked hurt by just hearing the story. Which clearly works with your "just grazing hurts" comment. Hilarious. I also read him your comment and he laughed because of how true it is.

Bossy's picture

Who is Mark Harmon???

EatYourVeggies's picture

For some reason I have a hard time picturing Dexter enjoying getting his junk stomped on. I think it's someone else. Probably Patrick Dempsey, just because he married his friend's geriatric mother that one time. He seems like a kinky bastard, no matter how normal he pretends to be.

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Submitted by Madam Pince on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 6:59pm.
For #1, the possibilities are endless. Simon Baker is my favorite choice. Chris O'Donnell would be an intriguing choice as well -- I've always wondered how he carved out "me" time with five babehs.

Leave Michael C. Hall out of it, though -- he lost the nice & normal mantle when he married his sister-on-the-show. As far as I'm concerned, that's fucking incest.

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Nautilusjv's picture

I am thinking Chris O'Donnell for the first one, or maybe I'm projecting...

suzanita's picture

its bruce bitch...

MK how dare you denigrate the name of Jon Hamm in my presence (ok not really, but what ever) Jon Hamm is waaaaaaayyyyyyy too perfect and wonderful and when he does a David Caruso and leaves his hit show for Dlist movies just to come back to a crappy show.. THEN you can spread these FALSEHOODS about him!!! but p.s. hes not married so its NOT him...

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Submitted by xtinawasmynamefirst on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 8:11pm.
how the hell is that a fat girls leg? wtf?
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xtinawasmynamefirst's picture

how the hell is that a fat girls leg? wtf?

babybunny's picture

that is a fat girls leg...she could really hurt someone with that...and what kind of man really wants his balls squashed in that way...men...pffft...too weird at times...

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where can I get those hot shoes?

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For #1, the possibilities are endless. Simon Baker is my favorite choice. Chris O'Donnell would be an intriguing choice as well -- I've always wondered how he carved out "me" time with five babehs.

Leave Michael C. Hall out of it, though -- he lost the nice & normal mantle when he married his sister-on-the-show. As far as I'm concerned, that's fucking incest.

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1. Steve Carell

2. No idea. Kelly Osbourne? Isn't she in a band or is she solo? And right now she's still on DWTS

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yikes! ears are probably the hardest tissue in the human body to fix/regenerate...the cartilage never heals well and I knew someone who had pieces of his butt literally sewn into one of his ears to replace the damaged parts that would not heal after a car accident he got in. Needless to say, that ear still does not match the other. I wonder if it farts now...lol

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jk.tunamelts's picture

i thought #2 would be Aubrey O'Day but if it was she would've twatted it by now

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what reality show was juliet lewis in?

stolidog's picture

#1 is Peter Griffin

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#2 Miley. Someone needs to rip her body parts off
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#1 - Steve Carell
#2 - Juliette Lewis

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SallyTomato now that makes sense

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Hi Miz!! NCIS - it's one of BH's favorite shows, so, I have to watch it too...but that's ok. Marks easy on the eyes!!

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 11/13/2009 - 5:32pm.

... does.not.compute.

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i have a friend that i IMed who is a dominatrix - i don't know if this is in her 'repertoire' but maybe she can point me in the right direction. if i find out anything interesting i'll let you knoq.

i think there are men who are intact and physically normal who enjoy this, somehow...i just don't understand. it seems like asking someone to punch a screwdriver into your kidneys, but i'm not a man so i figure i must be missing something (haha).
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SallyTomato's picture

I'm going with Aubrey O'Day for #2.

M.E.'s picture

I had NO IDEA Mark Harmon was married to Mindy from Mork and Mindy.

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Joel McHale doing naughty stuff? Oh, God, ngggh, mrpff, need change of panties.
I love that man. Cute as a button, yet so fucking sexy with that quirky look and razor sharp tongue.

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There are some guys out there that like getting hit in the balls. I met this one dude years and years ago via Craigslist who wanted that shit done to him. I was too depressed to humor him and walk away disgusted though. #2 is horrible, who would do such a thing!? She needs to dump that asshole STAT! And pull out all his piercings, WTF?!

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April's picture

#1- Simon Baker?

#2- Courtney Love?

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mcnightmare - *ahem* any rational, sane, man will tell you that it sometimes hurts just to *graze* the boys, much less STOMP ON THEM. My opinion is they're either not men, cannot feel pain or have already have lost their testicles to an unfortunate fence climbing accident as a child... does.not.compute.
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