Saturday, November 14th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By The Jacob Black Barbie
Did Nick Lachey ever has his own doll? Because if he did, it probably looked just like this highly inappropriate (copyright: Carrie Prejean) and unintentionally hilarious Jacob Black doll courtesy of Mattel. Twitards will be able to cuddle with this thing in February for $24.95.
If for some bizarre reason Mattel can't sell this doll, they can tweak it a bit and sell it as "90s Circuit Boy Blaine." Circuit Boy Blaine can work as Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken's pool boy.
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 11/16/2009 - 4:20am.
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Ooooh. Dip! I have the fucking munchies, too!
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I'm guessing that Jacob Black is as anatomically incorrect as the doll.
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Khensu!!!!... where for art thou, my late night buddy?!
seriously, i know you gotta be reading this sooner or later..
just for the hell of it... OT: this thing looks like it's been violated in ways "Deliverance" wouldn't have imagined
hey, look at that... i'm on-topic in an open post... go figure
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Take it today
Forget about the cheque
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Have a drink on me"
No Edward doll?
angel_i:
You're welcome. Now...
Where's my check?!
I don't know about angel_ı but I don't work for free.
It ıs a recessıon!
But on a moe posıtıve note...
It's nıce to know some of you sluts are even wearıng 'draws.
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Submitted by Aphid on Sun, 11/15/2009 - 1:36pm.
Breakdown & Angel, you guys are the best.
I talked to my sis...she said her friend was drunk when she sent the text...so I am just going to ignore it!
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Whew! And make sure no one mentions it to her again! :) I'm glad it worked out easily.
♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.
Breakdown & Angel, you guys are the best.
I talked to my sis...she said her friend was drunk when she sent the text...so I am just going to ignore it! But if she does show up at the party I will take her aside and let her know I'm not too happy - I wasn't able to invite all of my girlfriends from L.A. since we're broke and can't afford to pay for everyone's dinner, etc. Hopefully she got the hint from my silence.
And yeah it was really creepin' up my draws!! :)))
Aphid:
If you are tellıng us then ıt must be creepın' up yo 'draws!
Thıs ıs you sıster's potentıal debacle and she needs to rectıfy thıs before she makes you open up a can of whoop ass at your own bachelorette party.
Because I know what can happen when too many Vodka Red Bulls fıgure ınto the equatıon.
You tell your sıster to tell that Unınvıted Alanıs Morıssette Slut to send you a present and keep ıt movın'!
Or you can let her come and then push her ınto on-comıng traffıc.
What happens ın Vegas stays ın Vegas...
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Submitted by Aphid on Sun, 11/15/2009 - 12:59pm.
Breakdown - it's my bachelorette party in Vegas and my older sister is throwing a bar crawl for me and her friend from high school told me she's "crashing" my bachelorette party AND bringing her sister. :(
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Get your sister to say: "No crashing, there's a surprise at the end and it's personal." LOL! It sounds fucked up but maybe it'll just serve as a hint;)
♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.
@The Breakdown: As they say: Hunger makes the best seasoning;)
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Lindsay. It's Over.
Breakdown - it's my bachelorette party in Vegas and my older sister is throwing a bar crawl for me and her friend from high school told me she's "crashing" my bachelorette party AND bringing her sister. :(
Submitted by Aphid on Sun, 11/15/2009 - 12:46pm.
Okay, here's the deal. How would you feel if someone invited themselves to a party being thrown in your honor? Someone you don't dislike but you're not really crazy about?
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Hmmmm...I would do what I could, discretely, to make it so they didn't make it.
After that, I would say my hellos at the party (need be) and ignore them for the rest of the night. Is it a large party? That's way better...
♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.
Aphid:
If ıt ıs someone you can stand to have ın the room, then fıne. Just don't spend all your joy and tıme playıng nıce.
If ıt someone you really want a mınor restaınıng order agaınst?
I would saddle up to that slut at saıd locatıon and tell hım/her ın no uncertaın terms that they are not welcome.
No need to brıng out shanks unless necessary.
Verbal slaps should seal ıt!
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Okay, here's the deal. How would you feel if someone invited themselves to a party being thrown in your honor? Someone you don't dislike but you're not really crazy about?
So the bad news ıs that ın three weeks ın Istanbul I have not had as much trıckery dıckery as I ımagıned.
The good news?
I have only been wıth models.
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Yay! There's more than one! Now we can confuse you! :) Let's hear it!
♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.
Aphid:
We're not psychıc, slut!
Spıll ıt!
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Submitted by Aphid on Sun, 11/15/2009 - 12:29pm.
Dlisters, I need some advice.
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I think I could be the only one on call at the moment. And, damn, am I wordy. Let me advise you! Please!
♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.
Dlisters, I need some advice.
Express your emotion, let youself, the life change to a poetic picture.~~~~Sug arl oves-C om~~~~
They can lard it up with 10 lbs of latex and a XXXL concert tee, and rename it the Jack Black doll...
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Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 11/15/2009 - 1:07am.
@ angel_i
Was Brad Pitt very good in this movie
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Brad - amusing. He could have been replaced with someone smoother but he didn't ruin it. And he wasn't in it nearly as much as they made him out to be.
♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.
Hot damn! I know I'm tardy for the party but I just saw Inglorious Bastards and that is one hot ass fucking piece of film work! So impressed.
♥ Threadkilla!
Lindsay. It's Over.
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Air jordan(1-24)shoes $33
Nike shox(R4,NZ,OZ,TL1,TL2,TL3) $35
Handbags(Coach lv fendi d&g) $35
Tshirts (Polo ,ed hardy,lacoste) $16
free shipping
competitive price
any size available
accept the paypal
Thanks
http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s18 (Jordan Six Ring_m)
http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s29 (Nike shox)
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Umm, is anyone else disturbed that they made him white?
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"Half of all marriages end in divorce. That's over 75%. And the other 25% end in drunk driving deaths."
So, basically, the nose is the one thing that differentiates a Ken doll based on Jailbait from any other Ken doll (or Emilio as my BIL renamed my niece's Ken doll)
@ angel_i
Was Brad Pitt very good in this movie?
Hey. Has MK covered Ian Halpern's new book starring Brangelina?
http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/3064362/Angelina-Jolies...
Twitards.... hahahah :D
Smurf-- No, I get it. We all like to vent. My fiance is perfection, but the other day he said some REALLY dumb shit (which I know he didn't mean because we've been together for 3.5 years and he's never said anything in that ballpark of stupidity) and I vented on dlisted for a second. Then I realized it was an isolated incident and posting something painted a completely different picture of who he is and I took the post off because I didn't want to be a drama queen. But what you just described is typical and you should vent away and let us be annoyed with you :)
Submitted by Bossy on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 4:49pm.
He is great, dont get me wrong but today he took an Idiot pill or 2, I swear!...
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Yes, NOLA is New Orleans.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by Brett.K.Harris on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 2:59pm.
Why does Jacob look like a "never nude" circa Arrested Development?
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LOL It must be hard to be a werewolf and a never nude, specially since in the trailer the pants just disappear when a guy turns into a wolf
Smurf- The guilt game is hilarious--and of course, annoying. I feel like people can ALWAYS flip things, even when totally ridiculous. Sorry your dude is playing the game.
Is Nola New Orleans?
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 11/14/2009 - 4:39pm
I cosign.
Don't forget the accents...*swooon*
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
We had a dumb argument, he was supoused to do something and he didn't (this was yesterday) so Today instead of calling and say "Smurfy, I'm sorry I forgot" he calls with a stupid attitude and when I don't greet him with kisses and hugs acts all offended, tries to turn over the tables with the guilt game (which I'm very good at playing therefore, I can tell with someone is playing it with me) and gets all defensive and acusses me of not trusting him,(which has nothing to do with the argument in the first place) and that bugs me more than anything because if there is a hor that is not the jelaous kind that is me. DUDE IS IN THE MUSIC FUCKING BUSSINES, If I didnt trust him, I wouldn't be with him period.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K