Michael Lohan Enters Papa Joe Territory
Michael Lohan might have been the only bitch who truly enjoyed I Know Who Killed Me. He might have enjoyed it a little tooooo much if this story about him is true. Warning: Sucioness ahead.
Elliot Osher, the former owner of Scores strip club in NYC, tells Rush & Molloy that Michael Lohan once ordered up a LiLo look-alike to dance for him . Elliot said, "Lindsay Lohan's father once sat down and described the kind of dancer he was looking for. We sent some girls over. Funny, they all seemed to look like Lindsay."
Michael immediately queefed on Elliot's accusations, "No girls danced for me. The last thing I'd want to see is a girl who looked like Lindsay. I don't even look at the magazines where she's done some risqué photos."
But Elliot stands by his claim, "Maybe he just doesn't remember. The next week, Lindsay wanted to meet the girls who'd danced for her dad."
If Michael waits a few months, he can probably get the real thing to dance for him at the Spearmint Rhino during the morning shift. Just looking at a picture of Michael Lohan makes me want to call a hotline for help, so this rumor doesn't really surprise me. This is why you can never trust a tampon in a mesh shirt!
Seriously, the Lohan fuckery must come to an end. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. And by "someone," I mean our souls and appetites.
Here's LiLo looking like the picture of sobriety while showing up to a house party at 4:30 in the morning. Don't worry, she was there for sunrise bible study.
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Submitted by Grace Disful on Mon, 11/16/2009 - 7:36pm.
This story sounds like it was cooked up between Lindsay and the owner of Scores.
Yeah and maybe Dina threw her two cents in also.
A lame attempt though.
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This story sounds like it was cooked up between Lindsay and the owner of Scores.
Apparently, as part of her "research" for I Know Who Killed Me, she spent some time at Scores getting to know the dancers there and giving them free publicity in the form of the various articles written about this research (one fact that apparently escaped her was that strippers usually remove their clothes while onstage).
Maybe she just decided to exact some petty revenge for all of these tapes Dad decided to release by slinging a little mud Michael's way.
I think he's earned it, although they could've come up with something more believable or creative, like how during his time in prison, he used to exchange autographed photos of Lindsay for blow jobs.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
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Creeepy though he is I don't believe this. He probably just ordered a few generic skanks, ie spray tan, long plastic locks and fake tits. Only in that way did they probably resemble Lindsay.
In that creeps defense, he obviously likes a certain "type" chances are his daughter fits that b/c she is a product of him and someone who we assume is his "type". I mean he is a creep, but I hope he isn't that big of a creep!
The Washington Post excerpt said, “[Michael Lohan] is now a spokesman for GodMen, which holds events designed to help Christian men renew their faith. Lohan said he doesn’t care if people question the sincerity of his religious convictions.”
Sheesh! GodMen When Faith Gets Dangerous!
Is watching your daughter’s doppelgänger stripper writhe around on a pole - a religious conviction? Or just a perk of GodMen membership?
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I want her gone. completely gone.
She's a danger to herself and others: I think the world would be a better place without the entire Lohan family.
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Thats how they bought blow
Michael asked a stripper for blow stash/Stripper got the goods/Lindsay got there to pick up the goods......
Silly Lohans!
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ooh look at her pinned eyes in the last photo. Definitely a junkie.
Stop with the leggings. STOP.
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Michael Lohan kind of turns me on. I bed he looks pretty good naked. Damn, I'm so fucking horny today.
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I don't know what I'm more grossed out about. Asshole wanting a girl that looks like his kid or Lindsay wanting to meet the strippers that danced for her dad. WTF?
I am hopıng he asked for a dancer who resembled hıs ex-wıfe, sınce Hohan and her skank ass mama look alot alıke.
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This whole family is a bunch of fucktards. The mom is an attention addicted delusional gold digger who wants us to believe that she was once in the rockettes (nope, didn't happen). Dad is a fame addicted convicted felon who thinks that releasing private conversations recorded on the phone between himself & his daughter "helps her". Lindsay is an alcoholic, a drug addict, a cutter, a binge/purger, an attenion fame whore, a belligerent arrogant little piece of crap who has flushed her career down the toilet with all her selfish drama. Her younger sister is a fame addicted 15 year old who looks 40, who is doing all the "fame whore" tricks to get attention, yet has absolutely NO TALENT to back it up; she's an empty suit.
The only one of the WHOREhan family worth saving is the son. He should be pulled out of the family house by Child Services & placed somewhere white oprah & her idiot family can't get to him. Otherwise, he'll turn into one of them.
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This is so creepy on so many levels. I feel as though I need an all body spritz of hand sanitizer.
Her dad is a little bitch.
It is sad really. I bought Mean Girls yesterday...never seen it, but alot of hot sluts on here said it was good, so I bought it. *note: $5.00 at Wal-Mart. Seriously.$5.00.
Anyhoo, she was pretty, I like her stupid raspy voice and it is a damn shame that she has no self freakin' control.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
"Sunrise Bible study."
I like that. I'm going to use that excuse the next time I want to go out and do hood-rat stuff and not get home until 7:00am (if I get home at all).
good god, her face is dissolving.
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Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 11/16/2009 - 11:49am.
*hands urmomma visine*... you really don't wanna let that bleach set!
OT: one pole or another... it's Lindsay's destiny
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 11/16/2009 - 11:39am.
i don't blame Michael.. he just want's to feel like a Disney executive
... that made me want to wash my hands just typing it
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That's okay, the whole article made me want to wash my eyes.
Gross.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
She's still alive?
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 11/16/2009 - 11:33am.
OMG LOL DPC!
this is another story about Lindz's thieving ways
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/11/16/2009-11-16_lindsay_lohan_ha...
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"She kept saying 'I don't pay for drinks! This is ridiculous! I'm freaking out!'
L.O.L. at "I'm freaking out!"
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i don't blame Michael.. he just want's to feel like a Disney executive
... that made me want to wash my hands just typing it
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"So don't worry about tomorrow
Take it today
Forget about the cheque
We'll get hell to pay
Have a drink on me"
Maybe it's just me, but that main pic looks more like britbrit to me. except she's not that skinny.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 11/16/2009 - 11:00am.
Please. Blo is so fucking generic looking now with her blonde extentions, fake tits and spray tan, most strippers look like her.
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Exactly. It's not like it's a fucking stretch.
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OMG LOL DPC!
this is another story about Lindz's thieving ways
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/11/16/2009-11-16_lindsay_lohan_ha...
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
"We sent some girls over. Funny, they all seemed to look like Lindsay. We ended up having to show him to the door."
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
What makes this even worse is the dancer they brought out was Ali.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 11/16/2009 - 11:21am
;-)
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 11/16/2009 - 10:54am.
Why the hell did she want to meet the bitches who danced for HER DAD!!!!!!!!!? And how the fuck did she know he was at strip joint getting lapdances by hoes that looked like her? Did ML tell her? Did the secret keeper of the club tell her? This is nine shades of wrong I tell you.
WTF????? But everything else the Lohans do is so above board! Jack, you just made me LOL long time!
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 11/16/2009 - 11:14am.
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Who hasn't?
I'm appalled they're Irish somewhere along the way :(
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 11/16/2009 - 11:14am.
Oh yeah, you're totally right. Just a couple years ago I was chasing people down with my car, smuggling cocaine into jail, stealing thousands of dollars of jewelry, drinking on probation, staging home break-ins...
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ALL AT 4:30 IN THE FUCKING MORNING TOO
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Submitted by over here on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 4:22pm.
Sickest. fuck. ever.
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Wish i had a young junkie poledancer daughter. I'd rent her out to people! Yes, i would.
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21? i'll buy it.
British people age really really fast. xerquina 11/15
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on Mon, 11/16/2009 - 11:12am.
Oh yeah, you're totally right. Just a couple years ago I was chasing people down with my car, smuggling cocaine into jail, stealing thousands of dollars of jewelry, drinking on probation, staging home break-ins...
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MiHo needs to go back to prision. He fits in there.
Uh, Lindsay doesn't exactly have a look? I mean she barely keeps a hair color for more than a week.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Her father's gross.
As for Lindsey let her party. Who didn't fuck, suck, snort, smoked or drink at that age? Good for her. God bless her.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
At this point if Michael Lohan camped out in front of Lindsay's building, did a naked sparkler dance, and lit a fart for the paparazzi it would not surprise me.
every day that I see a headline about her that does not involve her dying of an overdose, I am surprised.
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