Glamberace Got Oral With A Girl Once
Out Magazine named their 100 honorees, and Glamberace was hailed as the breakout of the year. Since Out is a gay magazine, I would expect them to ask Glamberace about how Ryan Gaycrest would always offer to give him a bikini wax with his tongue. You know, interesting things like that. But instead, they got to talking about his experience with the other kind of vagina.
Are you toying with perception when you talk about how you could be bi-curious? Or are you generally attracted to women?
I will make out with a girl at a bar. I mean, after a couple of drinks.[Laughing] That doesn’t make you any less gay. Get three mai tais in a gay boy and he’ll make out with a girl. Sex is something different.
That’s why I say I’m curious. There are gay guys that gag and go “eww” at the thought of having sex with a girl. I’m curious about it, because I’ve never done it.Have you ever had any sex with a girl?
Oral.You went down on her?
Uh-huh.Was it gross, or it was just not what you wanted?
It was a little gross because I don’t think she was as clean as she could’ve been. It wasn’t the act of it that really turned me off. I don’t really remember. I was 18 and I was drunk. Or maybe I was 17... The point of the matter is that I would not rule it out. The idea is intriguing.And it’s threatening.
Well, it’s threatening personally because you start identifying as a certain thing for so long, the idea of kind of going outside of that is scary because you’re like, “But that’s who I am!” Being curious and embracing that curiosity is all a part of what I’m about. You don’t have to be any one thing. You can kinda just be. Just live your life -- and play.
If it was Glamberace's first time at the clambake, how did he know if she was dirty down there or not? I sampled from the oyster buffet in the 90s (WE ALL DID), and it didn't make me want to reach for the barf bag or anything. Mostly, I just closed my eyes, clicked my heels and wished that a 9-inch peen would pop out.
I'm guessing that stank snatch is just like stank dick. When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August. Your nose hairs curl, your tonsils start throbbing and your slut skills are put to the test. You have to ask yourself if licking peen is really worth spending the next few days scraping dick butter off your tongue. And if your tongue comes across a big chunk of foreskin cheese, IT IS ALL OVER. MAN DOWN CODE 10.
And don't ask me how I went from Glamberace licking on vag to the dangerous world of dirty dick sucking.
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why did the interviewer even ask the questions? he seems to be asking/answering them all on his own.
This fat fucking redheaded pock marked slob should just shut his damn mouth. Yeah fatass, I'm sure burying your face deep into some dude's asshole is a lot cleaner than a vag.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Glammy needs to come over to mama's house. by the time i get done with that boy, he'll be straight a mutherfucking board. he'll be like, "dick who?"
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gotta tell you, I'm tired of his bs.
Glamberace gave us a little too much information. Great to see the retard spammers are having fun.
MK that is fucking gross even for you
Don't understand what is the significance of this discussion for Glamberace, is he looking to grab the "Clay Aiken" crowd. If that's the case, he's doing an awful job of talking about going down on a stinky snatch.
Where is his publicist to tell him to "shut the fuck up!".
I'd be glad to step into the job if need be.
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Great to see the spammers still have control! I quit reporting it because it didn't seem to make the least little bit of difference.
Glamerace can say what he will, I'll never go south of four feet above any female's cranium!
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Submitted by blixicles on Mon, 11/16/2009 - 6:47pm.
how come nobody says peen in the speaking world?
My husband does. LOL
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I'm more shocked that MK did oral on a girl than I am by Glamberace's confession. But, that dirty-dick stuff made me wanna hurl!
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Submitted by Granny Clampett on Tue, 11/17/2009 - 8:00am.
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SO, I wonder...when gay men call Goopy "fishsticks", are they still being sexist, or just observant?
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Bottom-feeder.
I have a good friend who is gay who I had to bitch slap to get him to stop referring to women as "tuna". Granted he worked with a bunch of annoying Valley girls who needed a big cock stuffed down their throats so they would shut the fuck up.
Anyway my friend was turned off by vagina, but geez if a woman smells fishy, she's got a damn infection, it's not normal. A lot of gays will happily suck on a dick that's just been in someone's ASS. Think about that.
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fine you win. my face is all screwed like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle. I am trying to erase the mental images that have been scarred into my brain bitch.
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Tue, 11/17/2009 - 5:43am.
I SO agree.
I had a gay friend back in Berlin who worked for the Sergay -a discontinued gay mag. The more we wrote for them, the more hostile he became towards women in general, not only straight ones. I'm not saying all gay men hate women, but sometimes, when reading the things posted in the gay media, it scares me. Well, I guess it's the other way round as well, some lesbians are totally anti-men and I don't get that either.
Me, I'm playing for both teams too and don't know why people can just get on with it and have fun! Teheheeee....
I hate gay media.
Gay magazines, gay newsgroups, gay websites - they all horrible.
Underlying their vacuous and banal chatter about sucking dicks (which is apparently the only thing that gay men can understand) is a very real, and very disturbing misogyny.
Gross? Are they really going there?
Next time you read a piece of gay media, count the number of times that women are referred to as 'bitches,' how many times there are jokes made about the apparent horrors of having a vagina, and how gleefully they revel in women being shat on by cheating men.
God, I really hate stupid people and they shit that they shovel into their empty heads without a hint of irony.
Brangelina's constant sex talk (if I read more more word about the grotto...) is bad enough, but at least they don't set out to defile half of the population's sexual organs.
BTW, this douche is a nightmare on legs.
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This is all pretty silly. No, kids, he didn't hit the seafood buffet even once, just said something to give the impression he did. This is for the mall girls in the flyover states, the ones that politicians private call idiots or worse... the ones who say, "OMG, I'll just DIE if Clay Aiken doesn't marry me! Yes, we're going to be MARRIED! And you're all invited! We'll have two normal children, a special needs child, and adopt a Peruvian orphan. Right after Clay Aiken MARRIES me! Uh... what's that you say? He's what? Really? Oh, well... OMG, I'll just DIE if Adam Lambert doesn't marry me!" What's that old expression, there's nothing new under the sun.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 11/17/2009 - 1:05am.
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I'm reading it at 9.15am with porridge, it's still fairly wrong :O
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That's the funniest post I've read all day :)
It's 7.18 AM over here in the Netherlands. I should have known better to read this story over breakfast.
What I want to know is, if man down code 10 is dick cheese, what the hell are codes 1-9?
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"I'm guessing that stank snatch is just like stank dick. When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August. Your nose hairs curl, your tonsils start throbbing and your slut skills are put to the test. You have to ask yourself if licking peen is really worth spending the next few days scraping dick butter off your tongue. And if your tongue comes across a big chunk of foreskin cheese, IT IS ALL OVER. MAN DOWN CODE 10.
And don't ask me how I went from Glamberace licking on vag to the dangerous world of dirty dick sucking."
MK, I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/11/09
wow im sorry about your first kiss lol thats nutts I never been with someone smelly, i do know this one guy at work everytime he would get up from the seat, it was a dirty ass smell it was the worst the air from him getting up would make it linger in the air aww man it was gross
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My first 'partner', when I was a teenager, was fucking rancid. He would have even already taken a shower that day and still have an unrelenting smell. So after him and an experience with another (circumcized) guy, I assumed uncircumsized penises were gross. Totally not true! They're actually pretty great, haha. I have been with more than one other uncircumcized dude since and neither had any odor issues.
Also the same guy with whom I had my first kiss. He was sweaty. How disgusting is that? So while most peoples' first kiss memories are good, mine just makes me think of a sweaty upper lip.
LOl someone asked what does a guy do in the dirty puss situation, I onced asked my man about that shit if he ever ran in that prob and he said that he would finger the chick and get a quick wiff on his finger and if its all good the eating will begin.
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Hey now....
*lines up some Mai Tai's for Glamberace*
*sprays Binaca on toungue*
Ima ret to go Glamberace.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Angel_i... it was called Miss March...
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
MK u totally grossed me out lol! Adam is so cute. Everyone should take a shower daily.
You are only only ONLY supposed to go down on anyone if and when they're clean. And if in doubt, you clean them.... that's fun too, btw...
sounds like they didn't follow rule no.one....
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/16/2009 - 7:57pm.
Where the hell is Snowy at a time like this!?!?!?!
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That's it! And if you watch that you don't really need to see the movie! That was all the good parts, right there! Except the part with Hef - they totally spliced that into a lie about the movie. That line was WAY funnier with what really preceded it.
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cheesy dicks are an acquired taste. Cheesy clams.. hmm ..I think GlamHomo just expected it to taste like dick and it didn't.
I really don't think he should be going around giving interviews about how unclean the clambake is if he's only done it once.
All body fluids have an odor, its life, deal with it.
Adam! Come out to Orange County! I'll take care of that curiosity, and I'll make sure it smells like roses!
Submitted by Bossy on Mon, 11/16/2009 - 7:36pm.
TheBreakdown--I looked up your 86 (yeah, sorry, didn't know what it was, not a sexpert) and this is what I found: http://christiannymphos.org/2009/09/18/position-86-the-buttler/
Iiiiiinteresting.
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I think he meant 86 as in "quit":
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It really was love at first hate. ~ MK
i don't believe this story for a moment. he's tried this "i just might be bi" ploy before because he wants to keep the teen girls thinking that they stand half a chance with his gruesomeness and buy his awful cd.
this pudgy, pockmarked show queen may have had to get drunk to get the nerve to force himself on someone, but that would have been a someone with a dick..certainly NOT a smelly puss!
Haha Bossy. I took a lot of heat that day, actually the Starkist comments were on the second day I ever posted on dlisted, maybe a Monday or a tuesday. Stoney was hard on me, but it was a fun day! It was a month ago or so.
I'm sorry I missed that open post. It sounds like it would have been great reading full of hilarious comments. I stalked you David L. and looked at which open posts you've posted in but after one or two it was too much trouble (each one has a zillion pages). Plus I only started reading open posts in the last week or so, so I guess I deserve having missed out.
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Yeah Bossy, I was pretty upfront with why SHE claimed she had to call ofF the
engagement. I bluntly said what I said and then she flipped out and the whole relationship was DONE and DONE!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 11/16/2009 - 6:39pm.
Yeah I am pretty curious about the puss too.
And if you ever encounter a stank anything, you move it to the fucking shower, just tell em about how fucking hot it is to do it in the shower and all that shit then you're ready to go. I was the victim of an insanely dirty ass in my face once and I moved that shit to the shower, holy shit.
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Man that has to take mad craftmanship and courage, how can you avoid being obvious? exact words fail me, I want a scene transcript ~heh.
Oyster buffet! LOL
MK kills me!
Submitted by jennagirl on Mon, 11/16/2009 - 7:46pm.
Flame away, but that pic of him above is hot. Where are the other Glamberace lovers here?
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ITA...very good picture! I like him a lot, and it's because of my daughterI had to pay attention to him because of her, and I realized that he was really good...she was in LOOOOOOVE with him, and she refused to believe he was gay...not that she loved him any less when she found out he was gay (and she wouldn't believe her mother, she had to read it on the internet to believe it!), but it just wasn't the same girly fantasy for her anymore, I suppose.
My brother in law is gay, and he told me a long time ago that he did have sex with chicks earlier in his life, and it was not bad, but he just liked it more with guys...which of course led me to ask if he was perhaps bi...he's never considered himself bisexual, and I don't think he's been with a girl since we had that conversation, which was over 20 years ago...I guess he was just open to anything (and a self-described slut in his younger days LOL).