This Is What Happens When Beyonce And Lady CaCa Get Together
If Derek Blanks shot an Alter Ego-inspired commercial for Nerf, it would look just like Beyonce and Lady CaCa's "Video Phone" video. And it's not a coincidence that at the beginning of this shit Beyonce looks like NeNe Leakes channeling her inner Alien Princess RiRi.
The wig stores are going to be working overtime this week, because the Glittery Gays of YouTube will be storming their shops to buy up their entire inventory in order to recreate this mess. Beyonce used all of the wigs (i.e. homegirl Bettie Paige, Double Trouble, etc...) in her archive!
And now I know why Lady CaCa (aka Zombie Donatella Versace) always runs around wearing bird cages on her face and half of Michael's craft department on her head. But I will give it up for her tuck game. Bitch finally shoved her junk between her ass cheeks and commanded it to stay. Well done!
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I actually like the song, it has a good beat.
.::runs away::.
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I wasn't kidding when I said I loved this - I can't get enough of it. Here's something for all y'all tho - at 3:23 when Gaga's doing her spastic Gaga moves she looks like she may have actually fallen down...we only get to see the beginning...
Now - there's a damn lot of editing in this vid and it's tight. How much you wanna bet Bey Bey asked them to leave that half-second in there just cuz she's fun like that?;p
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Lindsay. It's Over.
ooohhhh the gurls are mad...
Well done Bey! WELL DONE :-)
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Did Gaga just say "hubba hubba"? What, is she my mom talking about Burt Reynolds in 1974?
putsomestankonit on Tue, 11/17/2009 - 9:55pm.
Is this Gaga before her nose job?
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For real. I, honestly, don't even want to try to imagine what that snoz looked like before...well...I don't have to - here it is:
http://dlisted.com/taxonomy/term/357?page=3
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Lindsay. It's Over.
Is this Gaga before her nose job?
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The best trailer ever!
And yes - it bothers me too when people write songs that will, inevitably, be selling some useless product in the not-so-distant future.
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Submitted by donnamartin91 on Tue, 11/17/2009 - 9:47pm.
Second: That's Lady Gaga's face. Gtf over it! Yes her nose is not a button, I personally appreciate that fact.....
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Werd. I don't think everyone needs to be "pretty".
But - so you know - this is BeyBey's vid and Gaga's just in it.
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First: Can we get off the weight comments? Both of their bodies are fine, and for those of you calling Bey fat, I'd love to see a side by side comparison of her stomach and yours!
Second: That's Lady Gaga's face. Gtf over it! Yes her nose is not a button, I personally appreciate that fact.....
But I have to say that this video is a mess! The only reason I watched is because I was because I was curious to see her and Gaga interact, but of course Bey dominated the whole video, which I mean I know it's her song but she could have shared the spotlight a tad bit more...... I guess I shouldn't really be complaining though because the song is shit regardless....
And what's with this whorey song in the first place? I hate the fact that Bey would put this mess out with all the impressiniable girls who look up to her (well hell impressionable people) and think being captured on some dude's video phone is cool..... Smh
those are two stoopid-ass bitches.
Submitted by MuffinAmy on Tue, 11/17/2009 - 1:47pm.
"As a listener this hurts my ears.
As a musician this hurts my soul."
*a tear slowly falls down my face*
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If Lady Ga-Ga is 23, I'm 13...wtf kind of lying is that...I didn't know Wikipedia let the authors be the person they're giving information about? This is a match made in hell, I'm glad to see all you Dlisters are with me. The Armageddon is upon us...!
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
Holy fuck.
I was going to post on the video but out of sheer boredom, did a wikipedia on Lady Gag. She's 23?! In what fucked up universe is this bitch 23.
For sure I would have added 10 years and a penis onto her.
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
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I love Bettie Page!
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"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
I'm sick of B.
Beyonce has been in the game too long to be making crap like this. The damn song isn't even good.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
An 'insolent sex party' indeed.
@ the blinding:
yeah but at least ga ga doesn't parade around saying she's a lady and has class unlike beywhore who thinks she can have it both ways.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
you're saying GaGa isn't a whore? isn't she the one making out with everything in her videos? anyway, she only looked good here: http://www.dlisted.com/node/30253
Beynaste brings the strip club wherever she goes!
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What a BORING song. IS Lady GaGa really a man?? Can anyone answer this 100%?
@the blinding:
beyonce looks like ghetto trash and she's channeling one of the said to be biggest whores in the world: beatty page.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 11/17/2009 - 1:51pm.
Beyonce meets Lady Gaga is vomit inducing. It's like David LaChappelle gone wrong. The mix of ghetto and Warhol is not good.
And Beyone copying Lady Gaga makes her look like the tired, played out, old bitch she is. Move it along Grandma. Leave it to the kids.
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you delusional GaGa fans need to check your shit cause Lady GaGa is the one copying other artists. if you knew anything about music or fashion you would know that GaGa has ripped off so many other people who did it BETTER. Madonna and Róisín Murphy mostly. at least Beyoncé looks hot.
and channeling beatty page? perfect for beyonce. beatty was said to be a huge whore.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
No wonder Lady Gaga has to dress-up in fucked up attire because it takes the ugly away from her face, she looks like a damn drag queen without all that crap on her face.
oh my god the queen of the ghetto does it again! that said, this was garbage! lady ga ga do yourself a favor and stop working with artists who are beneath you and who only want to jack your style and steal your fanbase!
AND I LOVE YOUR SONG TEETH GA GA!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
What a fucking disaster
Submitted by anniekiirstan on Tue, 11/17/2009 - 12:33pm.
I love how everyone loves to comment on how GaGa is ugly, is she really or are you just jealous that she is going to make more money than you will ever see in your life? Criticize someone's art but leave her alone, you're prob just as busted.
btw the Song
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Hey genius, do you realize you just called Lady Caca busted after criticizing others for doing it?
GiveIt2Me:
you're a big joke if you think beyonce is innovative.
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
i am genuinely sorry that my kid has to grow up in a time when this trash is considered anything other than trash. even with the sound off, i couldnt watch it all the way thru.
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The McCanns Did It
i am genuinely sorry that my kid has to grow up in a time when this trash is considered anything other than trash. even with the sound off, i couldnt watch it all the way thru.
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The McCanns Did It
what kind of garbage is this? well, the good that came out of it is at least i see beyonce for what she really is. and lady ga ga is ok in my book.
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
in tears after reading this LMFAOOOOOOOOO
Damn it mk!!
This song is really bad. It is not even at least catchy like B and CaCa's other songs. How much ya wanna bet this is a hit?
Dumbass song. And I'm gonna have to call out Beyonce for ripping off M.I.A with that lame puff-paint t-shirt job. FAIL.
My epilepsy medication usually works really well, but this motherfucker tested the limits. I had to turn the shit off. I'm gonna have to take your word that it sucks.
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Dang man, that was horrible! When it first started I thought it was just a segment clip b/c of the sudden way the song just started - sounds like it starts in the middle of a song. B looks pretty chunky in this video and I was thinking that before she was next to LG who is pretty thin. I think B's costumes had some padding in them; you can see some sort of weird butt-pad thing in her white body suit when she and LG are side-by-side. LG's nose jobs have really transformed her into a semi-decent looking girl and not sooo tranny-like like I used to think she was. Either way, this song sucks major ASS and will be SO fucking annoying to listen to on the radio while driving. (yeah, I'm po' like that, no CD player, no new mp3s in a long time.)
fat beo-wolf had the makeup artist make Gagas nose look bigger and thinner. what a bitch!
runaway from the hippity hop scene caca, RUN!
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But I was feelıng B's Cleopatra look.
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Beyonce meets Lady Gaga is vomit inducing. It's like David LaChappelle gone wrong. The mix of ghetto and Warhol is not good.
And Beyone copying Lady Gaga makes her look like the tired, played out, old bitch she is. Move it along Grandma. Leave it to the kids.
"There are three things I'm afraid of clowns, homeless people and drag queens" - Jeff Lewis
MissJ said: "they look hot, haters! I don't like either one, but I give credit where it's due. Trying to hard? Yeah. But have you looked in the mirror lately?"
Like your namesake, you must be getting your sense of style from Tyra Banks, who's also clueless and tacky as all hell.
There's no credit due here because their stylists were clearly still tweaking and filled with jizz from whatever circuit party they were at the night before and decided to share their misery with the rest of us.
As for looking in the mirror, I looked in my toilet this morning and what I saw still looked better than both of these TIRED whores.
By the way, I make my own money and don't envy either of them, just calling it like it is. Get a clue.
As a listener this hurts my ears.
As a musician this hurts my soul.
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"Kirsten suspected she might be knocked up when her monthly batch of menstrual berries weren't delivered to her vagina dock. " -- Michael K.
I like Lady Caca's songs/videos but this is shit. And yeah, Beyonce is about as sexy as a wet fart.