Tuesday, November 17th 2009

Needs More Pepper

And here's St. Angie giving us FACE! FACE! FACE! FACE! on the poster for her new movie about the dark-sided life of the Morton Salt Girl (I wish).

Instead of spending their time trying to figure out how to put the word "salt" on this shit as many times as possible, the poster makers could've just moved her face over a little to the right. It's making me twitch.

And I also just want to take a dash of salt and sprinkle it all over her slug lips.

Source: JoBlo via Best Week Ever

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Gross..

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Love you MK! Do not like "slug lips". Nice to see your turn around. Other than being tabloid fixtures (next to Kate and Jon), Skankalina and StuPitt are box office duds.

MyFingersHurt's picture

I'm not a fan of Angie Jo, but I have to say this photo is hot. It's probably airbrushed to shit, but whoever is in that picture looks beautiful...

Angelina looks just like this chick who is on shovio.com... weird

PeachPie's picture

And I also just want to take a dash of salt and sprinkle it all over her slug lips.
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Shit, I thought I was the only one!

Kandykane's picture

Saw the trailer for this and no one was impressed.
Angelina's career can be assessed thusly:
Rinse and repeat ...

"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."

lizzieb's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 1:00pm.
lizzieb YOU!? I'm eating cold pasta salad with slugs of eggplant it it!!!!

Is eggplant Aubergine? If so then you only have yourself to blame. Aubergine is horrid.

This film will die on it's arse. She looks like her lips are the only part of her body with the strength to lift anything. Yes she’d make a great spy. One you can outrun by breaking into a fast walk or be disarmed by an irate toddler.

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lizzieb YOU!? I'm eating cold pasta salad with slugs of eggplant it it!!!!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 12:53pm

It's her to the life.It also made me feel sick.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 12:53pm.
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YAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! That's clever!
And you know what happens when you put salt on slugs, riiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhtttt?

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Submitted by heima on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 8:19am.
"this reminds of the cover of an italian whacky rock band album:

http://files.splinder.com/5374ec3282487b8f62c94c7208db0552.jpeg

OMG that's so sick and funneh!!!

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lizzieb's picture

Or

Sanctimonious

Attention seeking

Loser

Tart
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lizzieb's picture

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 11/17/2009 - 7:27pm.

Stop
Annoying us with your
Lousy
Theatrics

Ha ha. Could I add....

Sucky
Actress
Lying
Trollop

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God I hate this bitch
She is HEINOUS

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Submitted by cadebra1961 on Tue, 11/17/2009 - 7:45pm.

YOU ARE SICK.
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WOW she is so gorgeous, I don't know how you HENS can deny this fact. She is truly the most beautiful woman alive. No wonder Brad left that hag. No one could resist this kind of beauty.
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Wasn't this movie finished like 2 years ago? Guess it takes a lot of manhours to erase her veins and bones in the editing process.

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julia pan's picture

WHO IS ANGELINA JOLIE ???????????????????
A MANIPULATIVE WOMAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a great poster, but if anyone got a chance to see some of the stills from the set you would know she doesn't look anywhere near this good.

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Word. I saw them and she looked like someone's GRANNY.

freshfacestripper's picture

Submitted by vidz on Tue, 11/17/2009 - 6:22pm.

Angelina's skin is GLOWING! She will always be a NATURAL BEAUTY!
HER eyes are sparkling like the diamonds from her AWESOME protector collection!
I LOVE her lips! I just can't stop staring at this AMAZING picture! I would KILL for a face like hers!
Angelina is fanstastic in EVERY role she plays. SALT WILL BE the blockbuster hit of summer 2010!
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I look like Angelina and didn't pay for it! HAHA

freshfacestripper's picture

brad and her lookd so miserable together at that art shit.

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Mother Superior's picture

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Green Is Good's picture

"Who is Salt". Who gives a crap?

Is Hagalina going to whip out her scary, suck-ass British accent this time, too?

beakers bitch's picture

She must've written it into her contract "Must make me look hot or you WILL DIE!!". AJ's always been attractive, but she hasn't looked like that in five years, like some hos already pointed out. They can't show her looking kickass because she looks so thin and gaunt that nobody would believe she'd be able to hold a gun up with those arms. I think I've seen this movie before, though. Maybe even twice.

cheetahstripes's picture

Huh, is she one of the new villains on that alien show "V"? The show with the reptilians?

Pearl_Necklace's picture

So did they hire Professor Megan Fox as face-double for this poster? Because seriously that's who I thought it was first.

Dgrin's picture

Like MK said someone really needs to straighten up this cover for real,after all this photoshop I can't imagine why they'd leave this lopsided like that it get in my nerves.

angel_i's picture

Submitted by vidz on Tue, 11/17/2009 - 6:43pm.

@Teri Ann

Yes, TEri, these people don't know WTF they're talking abt. JENHAGS the lost of them. Shut your lying mouths!
Only lies about Awesome Angelina come out of them! LIES!
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little_rascal's picture

@ vidz

People who say Angie is a natural beauty have never seen her "before and after" pictures. They are all over internet. She had her nose made smaller and much more narrow, she had her upper lip made as thick as her lower lip, she had a boob-job.

Submitted by vidz on Tue, 11/17/2009 - 6:22pm.

Angelina's skin is GLOWING! She will always be a NATURAL BEAUTY!
HER eyes are sparkling like the diamonds from her AWESOME protector collection!
I LOVE her lips! I just can't stop staring at this AMAZING picture! I would KILL for a face like hers!
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@peopleperson

DUrrr. NO sane person will ever say angie is a natural beauty. Visit JJ for shits and giggles. They are JIZZING over her pic pver there.

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Dammit, that shit is lopsided! Don't those photoshoppers know what CENTER looks like?
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Submitted by vidz on Tue, 11/17/2009 - 6:22pm.

Angelina's skin is GLOWING! She will always be a NATURAL BEAUTY!
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