Tuesday, November 17th 2009
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Now I know why my abuelita thinks public displays of affection are sucio and should be illegal. Hand me a petition, and I'll sign it in blood that came pouring out of my eye holes when I first saw these pictures of Brittany Murphy kissing on her screenwriter/conman husband Simon Monjack at LAX today.
Aw. I shouldn't dry heave all over their love. They look happy (?). I mean, Simon is kissing on Brittany like she's a Twinkie Casserole. And she's kissing him back like he's a Collagen needle, so that's all that matters.
However, that poor dog is about to stage her own death.
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Ok... While I agree that he could dress less like a homeless person and I wouldnt be attracted, you people have no idea what this man is like as a person. Maybe she just got tired of all of the bullshit from the men she was dating and wanted someone to love her. Looks fade on EVERYONE and if you dont love a person for who they really are on the inside you havent a chance..
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The fuck?! He looks like Artie Lange.
Imagine the sex between these two...
Why?!?! She's not a bad looking girl. I mean she was so cute in the movie Love and Other Disasters. Why the hell would she marry this troll?
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Love the plumber's butt. That looks like a creep from here.
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Breakdown, every photo of Slime'n Simon Monjack is disgusting from what I can see. The man simply doesn't photo well. Too much hair in the wrong place and pimples among other issues.
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MegaFault showed what a truly horrible actress Britney Murphy really is. She can't play anything other than a bimbo and she tries she still looks like one. That aside, Jewish men treat their women well so I've heard. She probably has to stock up on RID though.
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 11/17/2009 - 6:51pm.
He probably prepares her breakfast in bed. Washes her hair. Massages her shoulders daily. Lights candles.
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Possibly, but could all that spoiling even be enjoyable if the guy doing it looks like this ugly, fat slob? It kind of ruins the whole thing...She isnt all that, but something here still isnt right.
That is NOT Britney Murphy, can't be. That strange woman looks nothing like her; unless she had an absolute face deconstruction.
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I just puked my hot coffee in my mouth.
I really for one fucking time, so I can die ion peace in the distant future would like to see, ONE JUST ONE FUCKING TIME an ugly woman, hell I'll settle for plain woman dating a hot guy, hell I'll settle for mildly attractive guy.
Why is it that pretty women marry, fuck, date, etc fugly mofos but men never do!?
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He must be doing something right, I never thought they would've lasted this long!
Britney still feels like the homely chubby girl inside. That's why she fell for a guy like this.
OMG. I was hoping Brittany's face would have settled down by now. How completely sad. What on earth did she do to herself?? She used to be cute and have her own look. Now? Geez. Not cute, not quirky, not pretty....and doesn't even look like the old Brittany. Again, what a shame.
You know she went home after that fuckery and hid some chicken under her bed.
*bleaches eyes* Yerp, that fuckery is still here!
Brittany Murphy and Heidi Montag now have identical faces. This is so bizarre. I miss Tai from Clueless! Her husband looks like a fatter, slobbier John Belushi. But I bet he's not nearly as funny. I wonder how the dog feels in this situation?
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at first sight i thought she was liv tyler.
guhross!
he is so PHINE!
Ok, for all of you judgmental skanky bitches making fat guy jokes...
FUCK All Y'ALL! You nasty twats aint shit. There aint nothin' wrong with chubby dudes.
(They're cuddly, snuggely, squishy, and awesome. :))
Werd.
man, oh man! somebody has some sort of serious low self-esteem disorder n ways thats she most likely also has a BIG crush on and a lot of stuff creatures all over their home resembling Shrek!!!!!!! there has to be some kind of mental name for this kind of madness,,,,, SHREEEKENSS Disphormania???
The pap who snapped the ASS phote gets the PU-litzer!!
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She must be wishing she was kissing the dogs ass in stead of his nasty stinky mouth, blah
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
He din't always look like that - altho he was on the way when they got together.
http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/simon-monjack-britta...
It could be that they both went off whatever she was doing...
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Lindsay. It's Over.
I've dated some men below my league but wow...he better be funny as hell, unexpectedly well hung, or if he's anything like my not equally attractive ex, both.
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nooooooooo this can not be for serious! brittany.. your husband.. WOOF!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 11/17/2009 - 6:17pm.
Couldn't she find a Fucking good looking conman???
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Good question. At least Ann Hathaway's con was douchey hot.
oh ewww plumber crack, NOT right while snacking >_<
Brit who? WTF?
Seriously M.K. what kind of
drugs are needed to create this mess?
That dog looks humiliated.
A photo...
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Post Ashton she got engaged to Jeff Kwatinetz who I believe at the time was her manager. If I'm not mistaken he owns a huge talent agency - briefly repped Brit Brit and dumped her the day after her infamous MTV "comeback" disaster....I digress but I remember her with Jeff walking the red carpet I think at the Academy Awards wearing an awesome Dolce number and flashing a huge rock. I wondered how she landed that dude because I have heard that he has not only cash - but a huge dick. So after Ashton she upgraded. This dude is not only a downgrade but something serious had to have happen for her to have ended up with this gross stanky nasty hideous - make my skin crawl - man. I'm thinking more serious than drugs.
Yuk she must be desperate
What does that fat, balding, ugly man have on Brittney Murphy that she is forced to stay with him?
Nobody would willingly fuck that man. For real.
He looks like the kind of dude who rolls with a case worker who has a big ring binder with his med list in it.
This marriage will be over within 3 months...once Brittany M. realizes that she is better off without that mass she calls her hubby.
Seriously, any negative info/photos he may hold over her cannot in any way equal remaining married to that . . . . . . . BLOB.
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Her lips are deflated now, which is better...her teeth look like dentures though, not her natural teeth anymore. Also she seems to have had more "work" done on her nose. Hair is growing back at the temples/hairline. Weird.
She's been on something for a long time. And I'm hoping she looks so weird cuz she's coming off it just now...it's always been in her eyes...she's always had those ultra dark circles but now they're just bags - myself, I call that progress. I hope she stays off whatever it is cuz I think she'll get better looking over time.
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Lindsay. It's Over.
Damn, she doesn't even look like herself! I wouldn't have recognized her. Okay, and what about that husband? TOTAL cutie, I know.
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You danced up on me so hard. Your face looked more angel than human. The music pierced through me like an x-ray. Your Mercedes looked more rocketship than car.
ALIANA: Well first off, she got her lips done ala Meg Ryan. They look horrible.