Hot Slut Of The Week: Patty From Dallas Divas & Daughters
Birthday: 1974ish
Age: 34 (in real-life human years)
Birth Name: ?
Original Date of HS of the Day: November 9, 2009
Claim to Fame: Patty is the Kim Zolciak of the Style Network's Real Housewives' knock-off Dallas Divas & Daughters. Patty is an unemployed single natural beauty, but is always driving fancy cars and wearing expensive clothes. And just like Kim Zolciak, Patty's hair was rescued from an animal shelter.
Where is she now? Patty is most likely at her local church where regular people come to pray to her celestial eyebrows on a daily basis. If you take a few shots of tequila and squint, you can see Jesus' palms in her brows.
Why is she HS of the Week? Um. EYEBROWS. And because Patty is so misunderstood. On this past episode, Patty showed up to a party dressed like Dianne Wiest in Bullets Over Broadway (more like Bullets Over Compton). But those dumb bitches in Dallas couldn't wrap their simple heads around Patty's glamour:
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Dallas Trailerpark Diva, is more like it!
She is fugly!
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34???
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No shit, this is "new money wannabes..." Anyone who has been born and raised in Dallas knows what true society is, just saying.
The mother daughter team that has the mother who is so fucking ugly and the daughter looks like Ross Perot's long lost love child make me gag. the daughter has ears that stick out of the sky, and the mother has an overbite that would rake a mans lip off if she sucked face with him.
The only one I like is the blonde wife and the daughter Hannah..She is a true Dallas society bitch. Yes I watch this shit b/c I wanted to see how accurately they portrayed Dallas society. FAIL!
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 11/17/2009 - 9:06pm.
Hehe~ you and I probably went to Hockaday together and I lived on Beverly and Auburndale, and Im sure you didnt live far, sistah!
The closest this ho has gotten to HP is being a maid. She repulses me...
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she is in her 50's.
I bet she loves the Freestyle 'ChaCha' music. I could see her getting down to some Stevie B with that hair and them brows.
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addicted to the chisme
You should have seen her last week when she posed for a portrait for her daughter's graduation gift.
Wearing nothing but a couple of daisy shaped nipple stickers, she layed down on a table and a guy air brushed paint on her including abdominal muscles and a kind of Greek goddess outfit. Then he posed her in front of a painting of angel wings and took her picture.
She presented this nightmare portrait to her daughter in front of all of the graduation party guests. Her daughter was expecting a car. The daughter cried, but I think it was more due to the humiliating awful painting.
What the hel is wrong with her face? freak.
that's some grey gardens rip-off shit right there.
I was wondering is this SIMS refugee was really from Dallas. Miss Ellie would certainly not approve.
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Bottom-feeder.
Someone said Mesquite...........and I have to agree that that is a possibility! Wherever these wannabe's live, I can assure you it is not Dallas. They come to Big D to play. Maybe!
Since I was born and reared in "Dallas"
I feel as though I am certainly qualified to pick these "wannabe"s" apart. Who the hell are they and where the fuck did they come from? Any Broad that lives in Far North Dallas is in no way consider part of "Dallas" society. Maybe and I really mean Maybe Colleyville or Friso but, NOT Dallas. This show is the prefect example of what new money will do to a person...........make them think they are special and entitled in some way. I have watched this show twice and became so nauseated both times that I refuse to watch it again. These women and their daughter's are a joke to the real Dallas Society! What pisses me off is the fact that they are representing MY city. Somone needs to pull the plug on this show and quick before these wannabe's are laughed out of it.
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Paris Hilton has found her next sidekick! Wonk eye and all!!
A 34 year old woman is fresh as a daisy, this bitch is as fresh as a blown into tissue!
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Why are her eyebrows crooked?
Tore up from the floor up...
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Waahahahah margaret cho
She's my age, in her 40's there's no way she's in her 30's. I can see her growth rings from here.
I think she's one of those chicks who shoplifts and sells all the stuff on eBay. That would also explain her disjointed wardrobe.
I need more purifying vodka after looking at that pic.
No way in hell this bith was born in 1974. 1964, maybe. Good night, those eyebrows!!!
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
Daryl din't make hot slut of the week? Booooooooo! I'll respect the chola brows. But only because I'm askird of a shankin'.
I can't find this bitch's bio on Style's website, but how fucking young was she supposed to be when she birthed her baby? We're not talking Dallas toddlers ... wasn't she the one who had herself photo'd nekkid as a grad gift to her daughter?!? She looks like an aged hooker with a meth habit ... the only way she was born in 74 is in her dreams. More like 64, bitch -- and even then, she looks rode hard and put up wet.
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Dag, that's some funny 5hit, MK.
She looks like the mutant lovechild of Rosie O'Donnell & Margaret Cho.
Holy. Shit.
This woman is younger than me!!! She looks like an 70-year-old woman who got back-ally plastic surgery in Mexico!!! If her lips were bigger, she'd look like a banged-up Cher.
This woman paid to look like this. Imagine what mental illnesses she has!!!
RIP Fifi........ I will love you forever.
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 11/17/2009 - 9:06pm.
Don't worry about it, I said the same thing earlier ;)
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
poeple in dallas are usually pretty good-looking. i dont where this bitch came from.
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I'm Dallas born and bred...private schooling, exclusive zip-code, cotillion and country clubs. Anyway, there is NO WAY this elderly wonk-eyed skank lives in Dallas. She's prob from Mesquite or Arlington or some spare suburb that no one cares about.
Thought I'd let the snob in me come out and play for a bit :)
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There's no WAY this bitch is a year younger than me.
Is it me or does she have a wonky eye?
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She grew up into a gorgeous white swan. :-)
She is 34??? Hahahahahahaha
First of all if this bitch was born in 1972, i m willing to insert my entire right arm up to my elbow into my rectum...(slim chance that thats happening). Second, this is some serious wonk she got going on , and i mean SERIOUS... bitch needs glasses or something to level that shit out QUICK!!
Submitted by yeeeahright on Tue, 11/17/2009 - 7:30pm.
Actually, most of the girls in Dallas are really attractive. That's why I left and live in NYC cause I always felt like an ugly duckling ;)
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For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
If they mated: Roseanne + Margaret Cho = this Broad.
Not only does she have wonky eyes with eyebrows to match, but the beotch needs some serious stylizing, from A to Z. What a fucking hot mess this lady is!!
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She was born in 1974 -- no fucking way! She's easily well into her forties. She is the most fascinating one on this show. Has anyone noticed that all the daughters, except Patty's, are super fugly?
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puffy face, it doesn't move much, I'm thinking Botox
She is a little weird, shows up late for everything, and the other divas dislike her, so she is more like Danielle than Kim
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 11/17/2009 - 7:38pm.
What lobster place has a seafood buffet?? I wantz to know!!
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I may be travelling ON Thanksgiving Day. I was planning on having seafood, but my plans have been thwarted and I'll be lucky if I can find an open Waffle House. *horrors*
Imma gonna call this lady "Miss McFace"
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 11/17/2009 - 7:38pm.
What lobster place has a seafood buffet?? I wantz to know!!
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If you put your hand over the eyes, you see the WINGS OF A BIRD! A water bird cuz those are the birds whose wings have a "crook" in them.
Also, she looks like a mash-up of Rosie O'Donnell and Margaret Cho.
What lobster place has a seafood buffet?? I wantz to know!!
can't hate , perfect chola brows !
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She has McDonalds golden arches style eyebrowns.
No amount of fake raising the eyebrown line is gonna make the eye wrinkles and swelling go away or look less bad. FAIL.
Our puffiest slut yet.
"seafood buffet at Lobster House?" thats really 'code', isn't it, stoli? grin