Saturday, November 21st 2009

Birthday Sluts


Bjork (44)
Jena Malone (25)
Ryan Starr (27)
Cherie Johnson (34)
Ken Griffey Jr. (40)
Troy Aikman (43)
Nicollette Sheridan (46)
Cherry Jones (53)
Lorna Luft (57)
Goldie Hawn (64)
Harold Ramis (65)
Juliet Mills (68)
Marlo Thomas (72)

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karen's picture

hated the sugarcubes 20 years ago when i was forced to listen to them in the record shop i worked at... hate her screechy as voice too.iand that stupid bird dress. always hated her always will. her music is horrible!!all that screeching. give me kate bush anyday if i'm in the mood for screeching

CandyPerfumeGirl's picture

Niiiice Bjork....

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LuxLuv's picture

Submitted by Caladonia on Sat, 11/21/2009 - 10:47am.
The reporter had been stalking Bjork for days and trying to take photos of her child. The reporter was asking for a beatdown. You don't mess with Bjork and her offspring. She'll cut a bitch.
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Exactly. Celebrity is beside the point here. In most places this would be stalking/harassing/child endangerment, regardless of whether the person being stalked/fucked with is a public person/famous. So this is a righteous beatdown, literally.
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I need a fierce bitch like this in my life RIGHT-FUCKING-NOW. Actually, I'm working on channelling up her fierceness myself... And FUCK WALMART SHOPPERS! I am SO out of that place the first chance I get.

*rant over*
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TheBreakdown's picture

ProfessorVP:

I'm from Dallas and so I know ALL about Miss Troy and his DL days in Big D.

He went through a string of rent-a-sluts before his personal account for doing that dried up and he had to just marry the source.

And he can't leave her since the tell-all will be more than any alimony he can afford.

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ProfessorVP's picture

I hate to bitch & moan... no, I love it... but the life of Troy Aikman, who was once a great footballer player, should be a relic of the past, but isn't. It wasn't any particular secret when he was playing for Dallas that he was on Our Team, yet he did the usual-- publicity dating, and then married- surprise- his publicist. This was several years back. When, oh, when will it end. It is two thousand effin nine going on ten already! Like Birthday Girl Marlo Thomas was all about- "free to be, you and me."

Janet Planet's picture

she got pissed because the reporter was talking to her son.

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Albatross's picture

Thanks for the birthday wishes, angel and pleco! *blows kisses*

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LuxLuv's picture

*bows to Bjork*

Been keepin up with her since The Sugarcubes days.

*happily thinks back to 20-something *kid* crimes committed to Sugarcubes music*

Good times, good times...
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Plecostomus's picture

HB, Albatross!!!

HB too to Troy Aikman, Harold Ramis, Marlo Thomas,Nicolette Sheridan, Lorna Luft, and Goldie, even though she unleashed Kate Hudson on an unsuspecting world.

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angel_i's picture

HUFFY BARFDAY, ALBATROSS!

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Albatross's picture

It's my barfday, too! Whoopee!

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easyaspie2's picture

I like Bjork. She is an true artist unlike those copy cat losers like Lady Caca.

Pearl_Necklace's picture

Submitted by Caladonia on Sat, 11/21/2009 - 10:47am.
The reporter had been stalking Bjork for days and trying to take photos of her child. The reporter was asking for a beatdown. You don't mess with Bjork and her offspring. She'll cut a bitch.
----------------------------

Exactly. Celebrity is beside the point here. In most places this would be stalking/harassing/child endangerment, regardless of whether the person being stalked/fucked with is a public person/famous. So this is a righteous beatdown, literally.

Happy birthday Bjork, myth of the millenium.

And yes, that cunt reporter defo deserved to lose her wig to those divine claws.

Pearl_Necklace's picture

Happy b-day, Bjork you bad ass <3

peaches80's picture

bjooooooooooooooooooork!!!!!!!!!!

"Pagan Poetry"

Pedalling through
The dark currents
I find
An accurate copy
A blueprint
Of the pleasure
In me

Swirling black lilies totally ripe
A secret code carved
Swirling black lilies totally ripe
A secret code carved

He offers
A handshake
Crooked
Five fingers
They form a pattern
Yet to be matched

On the surface simplicity
But the darkest pit in me
It's pagan poetry
Pagan poetry

Morsecoding signals (signals)
They pulsate (wake me up) and wake me up
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On the surface simplicity
Swirling black lilies totally ripe
But the darkest pit in me
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Swirling black lilies totally ripe
Pagan poetry

Swirling black lilies totally ripe

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She loves him, she loves him
This time
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And he makes me want to hurt myself again
She loves him, she loves him
She loves him, she loves him
And he makes my want to hand myself over
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peaches80's picture

bjooooooooooooooooooork!!!!!!!!!!

"Pagan Poetry"

Pedalling through
The dark currents
I find
An accurate copy
A blueprint
Of the pleasure
In me

Swirling black lilies totally ripe
A secret code carved
Swirling black lilies totally ripe
A secret code carved

He offers
A handshake
Crooked
Five fingers
They form a pattern
Yet to be matched

On the surface simplicity
But the darkest pit in me
It's pagan poetry
Pagan poetry

Morsecoding signals (signals)
They pulsate (wake me up) and wake me up
(pulsate) from my hibernating

On the surface simplicity
Swirling black lilies totally ripe
But the darkest pit in me
It's pagan poetry
Swirling black lilies totally ripe
Pagan poetry

Swirling black lilies totally ripe

I love him, I love him
I love him, I love him
I love him, I love him
I love him, I love him
She loves him, she loves him

This time
She loves him, she loves him
I'm gonna keep it to myself
She loves him, she loves him
She loves him, she loves him
This time
I'm gonna keep me all to myself
She loves him, she loves him
And he makes me want to hurt myself again
She loves him, she loves him
She loves him, she loves him
And he makes my want to hand myself over
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Don't speak unless you can improve on the silence.
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Green Is Good's picture

Holy shit! That's an epic beatdown!

DeeDee's picture

Happy birthday Bjork! I've been a fan since your Sugarcubes days.

Bjork - New World
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjYKbIk5MKM

Mornin' MK ♥

lovely
that's how it should be done

BillyKK's picture

Björk is adorable :)

Bjork You's picture

Let's sprinkle some Icelandic magic today!

(Whatever the hell that means. Happy Birthday, Bjork!)

madam s.'s picture

You go Bjork! Those paparazzi and reporters that harass and stalk people who don't want it like that are so scary and terrible and deserve any shit they get.

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angel_i's picture

Submitted by cuntygolightly on Sat, 11/21/2009 - 10:35am.

i feel sorry for the poor reporter, i guess bjork is forgiven because she's bjork, which is very unfair
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HELL no! Don't feel sorry for that bitch! She followed Bjork around for 3 days screaming in her face every where she went. Poor Bjork, man, who couldn't take it anymore.

♥ Threadkilla!
"This piece of art caused me to have an emotional reaction. Is that normal?!" ~ Tom Haverford: Parks and Recreation.

howcomebubblegum's picture

Happy birthday Bjork!

Caladonia's picture

The reporter had been stalking Bjork for days and trying to take photos of her child. The reporter was asking for a beatdown. You don't mess with Bjork and her offspring. She'll cut a bitch.

The Sunshine Gang's picture

The reporter deserved it. Love Bjork

TexnDoc's picture

Dawn French does Bjork:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41iySHgV_iI
"Everything frozen.....why can't I buy anything FRESSSHHHHH?!"

Caladonia's picture

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BJORK! I love that ho.

This is my favourite Bjork song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjAoBKagWQA

mike's picture

Happy B-day Harold Ramis and Marlo Thomas!

cuntygolightly's picture

i feel sorry for the poor reporter, i guess bjork is forgiven because she's bjork, which is very unfair

i wonder how much she'd like it if someone beat the shit out of her like that?

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Happy BD to the following slutz:

Lorna Luft (57)
Goldie Hawn (64)
Harold Ramis (65)
Juliet Mills (68)
Marlo Thomas (72)

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Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
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ImpertinentVixen's picture

My favorite Bjork song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1A_uSEjTIQ

I liked the Sugarcubes too.

♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me

Plecostomus's picture

Mornin', hos!

That video of Bjork attacking that chick never grows old - unlike her. Still, I love the Icelandic loon, so HB you crazy diamond! Shine on!

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angel_i's picture

Aha! Awake! *cracks whip*

Get to work, bitch! I need entertainment!
Altho you've started well with my all-time favourite Youtubie:)

HB, Hos!

♥ Threadkilla!
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TheBreakdown's picture

LOVE Bjork.

HB to all the other sluts too!

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Good afternoon, Mr K :p

Happy birthday, Bjork. You're nuttier than a Snickers bar but still love you.

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