Wednesday, November 18th 2009

And Now It's Carmen Electra's Turn....

Here we go again. A new totally staged clip featuring Carmen Electra, some dude and some ho has "leaked" onto the internet. The clip is basically the welfare version of McSteamy and the Noxzema Girl's non-sex tape. It features Carmen guzzling on a champagne bottle, dancing around like a post-seizure chimp on No-Doze, making out with the other skank and unzipping the pants of the dude filming this mess (teaser for part two, I'm sure). And just like the McSteamy tape, there's NO dick.

Not even the tip! What is wrong with this world?! Suddenly bitches have a case of the shies and want to keep their dicks to themselves. Are we pilgrims all of a sudden? Shit, I'm sure even the pilgrim dudes proudly waved their dicks around when they got to Plymouth Cock Rock.

Anyway, I'm sure Carmen Electra will clutch her pearl necklace (smearing it), put her hand on the bible and cry about how she can't believe that someone she thought she trusted would do something like this to her. Then she'll hire a pretend lawyer and file a pretend lawsuit. In the end, Carmen will consent to the tape, because she's "so tired of fighting." Blah blah blah blah... Same old whore song and dance.

Wake me when Spaghetti Cat's "sexy tape" leaks.

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What?!? Carmen Electra has sex????
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Carrie Prejean just spontaneously came in her undies because this sex tape will knock her off the gossip pages. The masturbater lives to be a right wing, judgmental prig on Fox and HNL for another day.

I will laugh when I see her stupid book in the dollar bin next week, because her core church going fans are not going to be putting dollars in her stinky fingered hand anytime soon.

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stopped 15 seconds in...isn't carmen too old for this?
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violet-violence's picture

that was completely unsexy.

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A rather boring tease, I've seen her naked anyway so what do I care.

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Zedrie's picture

You mean this is her first? Seriously, Carmen Electra?
Huh, somebody's tardy to the party aren't they?

Stan Hooper's picture

Ah...I have to say, it made me sleepy..I appreciate a good snooze. Thanks Carmen.

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Otter Pop's picture

The otter is sexier and more believable as an actor!

HoityToity's picture

Could this be anymore staged? Me thinks that the Hollywood labor union should sue for bypassing them while filming this fuckery.

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Kandykane's picture

Scratching ass.
**yawns**

"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."

Violet's picture

cougar porn haha

Big Bertha's picture

she looks good for 45 yrs old!

I couldn't even watch the whole video - boring, boring, boring!

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I'm sorry to inform you but that was the new info-mercial for Carmen's striptease DVD! Skanktease!

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 12:08pm.
Quıte frankly I am a tad dısappoınted ın Carmen Electra cuz I fıgured she would have tossed her hat ınto the HOlympıcs by now.
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Bitch shoulda been tossin' salad.

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Bottom-feeder.

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That was exciting as watching paint dry!

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Quıte frankly I am a tad dısappoınted ın Carmen Electra cuz I fıgured she would have tossed her hat ınto the HOlympıcs by now.

Thıs aın't even bronze calıber skankerfıcatıon.

EPIC FAIL!

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Mittmah's picture

Okay no nudity and she's not into the girl at all. So fake.

And I thought she was engaged or married to someone new since Dave Navarro?

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madam s.'s picture

What a shame that "accidentally" got released to the public! You can tell it was filmed specifically to be a precious and private heirloom to be passed down through the generations of her family.

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SilentWitness's picture

Desperate to be relevant.

I hope she made some good investments unless she's planning on making this smut for the rest of her life.
No one stays with this broad - big hype and no substance.

madonnabeso's picture

she doesn't even look like she like kissing girls.
also she's just so boring

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Submitted by SoulTaker on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 11:12am.

Prince bought her that rack.
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I thought the guy from Cypress Hill bought it??

I'm kind of glad we can't see the guy, because she sort of has a thing for ugly guys. Cypress Hill guy, Dennis Rodman, Dave Navaro, etc.

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Submitted by Baho on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 11:21am.

I have it on very good authority that she's actually a real dud in bed, she just lies there, and doesn't "do" fellatio because she thinks it's gross. She's all show, no blow.

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I got the same impression from her. I can see with blind-folded eyes if a woman is bi or if she pretends in order to get male attention. She's the latter case....

Baho's picture

I have it on very good authority that she's actually a real dud in bed, she just lies there, and doesn't "do" fellatio because she thinks it's gross. She's all show, no blow.

That would explain her relationship flame-outs: false advertising. Men don't particularly like marrying a mirage.

Talking smack about CE aside, she has gorgeous eyes, I'll give her that.

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Submitted by SoulTaker on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 11:12am.

Prince bought her that rack.

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LOL! Then he turned around and wrote "Unpretty" Ha!.

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Lindsay. It's Over.

So contrived, how unimaginative. The girl looks like a man, Carmen should have picked better. Wow, these Hollywood types must have super empty lives.

Going out and raking the back yard is more exciting than watching this rerun...

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Mother Superior

LOL!
got it , anyways is just the avie !
danke !
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SoulTaker's picture

Prince bought her that rack.

tonta vodka van driver's picture

Mother Superior !!!

My 1st though was the same bra and knickers non match = EPIC FAIL

Second thought....WAHT SHIT MUSIC .....Like a kid was playing a computer game nearby...what the fucks wrong with some Marvin when its time to get pussy happy??
AND....Dudes shoes are fucking TERRIBLE look like walmart plimpsols...

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

angel_i's picture

How is this news? I've seen Carmen Electra do this hundreds of times.

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If you decide to come and visit, please let me know - it would be great to meet you and have some Thai food or something!

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Submitted by peaches80 on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 11:03am.

Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 11:00am.
THE BRA DOESN'T MATCH THE KNICKERS!!!!!
MY EYES!!!!
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mother superior i went to nun school , yer avie makes me behave all nicely and stuff.
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SoulTaker's picture

She's such a uninteresting loser.

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MizRo

eviscerate means ausweiden...

Thanks so much! I learn a new English word every day! Today's eviscerate was brought to me by: MizRo.

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Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 11:00am.
THE BRA DOESN'T MATCH THE KNICKERS!!!!!
MY EYES!!!!
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mother superior i went to nun school , yer avie makes me behave all nicely and stuff.
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Peaches!! :)
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Miz Ro, I am in Austin, TX now. I lived in NYC for about 5 years on 81st Street, UES, and worked for McGraw-Hill in midtown.

I then took a job in Boston and was up there for about 8 years and now I'm down here!

I like it here but I miss home tons. I don't miss those freezing winters, though.

I visit a few times a year, so I get my fix. Always make sure to get up to New England for some skiing, I miss that alot, too.

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Mother Superior's picture

THE BRA DOESN'T MATCH THE KNICKERS!!!!!
MY EYES!!!!

rukiddingme's picture

Hmmmm, I think we should try to figure out which old dried up has-been ho will come up with one of these "private" leaked sex tapes next....Pammy Anderson, LiLo, Jessica Simpson....

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centy !!!!!!

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Thanks Pleco and Disraeli -

I am a video whore, and will watch anything (as long as the bacon-ranch nachos don't run out), but this sex tape thing has gotta go...whats' next? "Accountants Gone Wild"????

Paris started this shit and she ought to be forced to stop it. I think she should be taped having sex with Dick Cheney, (dressed in a black neoprene suit) which should effectively KILL the need to make or view cheesy amateur sex tapes ever again.

Is nothing sacred???? Leave PORN to the professionals God-damnit!!!

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