Wednesday, November 18th 2009

If Only This Was Real

Don't go running through the streets shouting "FINALLY! PRAISE JESUS" just yet, because this shit is faker than Brooke Hogan's rubber vagina. Sorry to break your heart like that.

At a press conference for Hulkmania in Australia, Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair got into a brawl which ended in tomato sauce being shed. Bitches are so dramatic.

Either the McDonald's ketchup packet hidden under Hulk's bandanna popped at the right time or he pulled a Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler by taking a razor to his head. Bitch should've taken a razor to that peroxide weave of fug instead.

In real-life, Hulk could destroy Ric just by flashing one of his roidy-filled veins at him. Shit, I think most of us could win in a battle against Ric. Look at that pepaw! All we would have to do is distract him by throwing a warm compress in the corner or dangle a bag of Metamucil chips in front of him.

Posted by: Michael K


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Bitch should've taken a razor to that peroxide weave of fug instead.

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Im suprise MK didnt say anything about that cinturon Ric flair hitting with,Im thinking it only counts if its an abuelita doing the whooping.
I dont think I would cut my forehead to promote something,It seems like hulk cut too deep.

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MizRo's picture

I feel so bad for that kid in a coma.

Hogan and his family were talking trash about that poor boy - bastards. I loathe them.

NitWitty's picture

Gosh, he's obviously serious about his famewhoring skillz.
Wonder how'd Hulk feel to compare these pics next to those of the kid his son totaled with his drunken driving?
He needs to put that truck that moved his whole useless family to Beverly in reverse.

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Killam All's picture

Wrestlers don't use "ketchup packets," they blade.

Also, I'm disappointed by your lack of excitement at the appearance of Val Venis. Who can forget his late 90s toweled appearances as the porn star turned pro wrestler. "Hello Ladies!"

Whatever's picture

YAWN! Hogan is an attention whore.

Submitted by Mrs. F. on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 12:38pm.
Who saw Rowdy Roddie Piper on "It's Always Sunny" a week or two ago? He was great.
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He was! I didn't know who he was until my husband told me. That is such an awesome show.

looks like this shit was sponosred by clorox. that stupid fucking hair. line up, losers, because i need to dish out some fake blood beatings to all your fat, white haired asses.

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The Nasty Boyz in action. Nice.
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HIT HIM WITH THE CHAIR!!!!

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letinstar's picture

ric flair got beaten up by his own daughter and i'm sure brooke could choke the hulkster out at anytime too...these old dudes should be ashamed of themselves...
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Bright Lights, pretty ladies???

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nono's picture

Gotta make that paper

Plecostomus's picture

Yes, now back to that hot number in the sheer viscose shirt and the Ed Hardy jeans.

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Bottom-feeder.

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Submitted by Highly Critical on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 12:48pm

Bored now. Done with you.
Go have an orgasm.

M.E.'s picture

*IGNORE*

Highly Critical's picture

It's a TV show, Ass.

"Mother, tell your children not to look my way."
Danzig

ImmaAlt's picture

Great, I see the always cunty little girlie-boy is back with a new name. How exciting.

Highly Critical's picture

Try again. What bores.

"Mother, tell your children not to look my way."
Danzig

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Submitted by Highly Critical on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 12:44pm.

Nice reference to a Jeff Foxworthy show. Shows how highfuckingbrow you are.

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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 12:34pm.
What type of gathering was this?
A douche convention, judging from the jeans on the guy in the main pic. Who the hell would wear something like that?
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I can totally see Highly Critical rockin' the look at 2 a.m. on Wilshire.

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Bottom-feeder.

Highly Critical's picture

Doubt it.

Most of you aren't smarter than 5th graders.

"Mother, tell your children not to look my way."
Danzig

DonkeyPunched's picture

Submitted by Highly Critical on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 12:38pm.

Actually, this is prime recruiting grounds for MENSA.

Mrs. F.'s picture

Who saw Rowdy Roddie Piper on "It's Always Sunny" a week or two ago? He was great.

Highly Critical's picture

Just goes to show the quality of people attracted here. IQs of 95 at most.

"Mother, tell your children not to look my way."
Danzig

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Submitted by Highly Critical on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 12:34pm.
Why don't you wastes of life wait for the open post with your idiotic and incredibly stupid banter? Morons.
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Because idiotic and incredibly stupid banter just can't wait, honey. Unlike your shit-stirring.

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Bottom-feeder.

music lover's picture

shit, that's gonna stain the 'stache.

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

What type of gathering was this?
A douche convention, judging from the jeans on the guy in the main pic. Who the hell would wear something like that?

Highly Critical's picture

Why don't you wastes of life wait for the open post with your idiotic and incredibly stupid banter? Morons.

"Mother, tell your children not to look my way."
Danzig

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 12:29pm.

Open a new e-mail box, post it, exchange info then delete it.
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Thank you!!!

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Submitted by over here on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 4:22pm.
Sickest. fuck. ever.

Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

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LMAO snowy... you snobby BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
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Submitted by KD on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 12:28pm.
Is his HAIR real? It looks so funny to me!
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Oh, KD! Sit down, honey, I've got to tell you many things about...the real world.

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Bottom-feeder.

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Submitted by KD on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 12:28pm.

Is his HAIR real? It looks so funny to me!

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Green Is Good's picture

Dude, that's NOT ketchup. Ick.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 12:24pm.
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 12:18pm.

And we havent even PM'd yet.
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FORUM NO WORK.

I AM THINKING OF SOMETHING.

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And if your coochie stops coo-ing, what's the point of anything?

Mother Superior's picture

I would like to receive a sick e-mail too.
Pweez.

KD's picture

Is his HAIR real? It looks so funny to me!

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Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 12:26pm.

Fuck it whatever.
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OH GOD DELETE IT, I SENT YOU AN E-MAIL

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Submitted by over here on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 4:22pm.
Sickest. fuck. ever.

Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

Plecostomus's picture

@ Raul:

OW!! So foul and yet so funny! Ahahahahaha!

*choke-holds Glamberace*

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Oops 4th thumbnail, I've been eating the brown acid again.

DonkeyPunched's picture

Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 12:24pm.

Fuck it whatever.

theboy's picture

HULK HOGAN TURNS ME ON BADLY
(at least when he's wearing his bandana)

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Centaurious's picture

Matt Lauer's Luke Skywalker is a dead ringer for Flair.

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