Bitch Can't Do It Like Martha
Martha Stewart is caviar and champagne while Rachael Ray is a plastic cup of lukewarm Faygo and a plate of saltines with a melted Kraft Single on top. That's basically what Martha Stewart said about Rachael in a new interview with Nightline. Martha being a cunt is always a good thing.
In the interview, Martha said, "Well, to me, she professed that she could -- cannot bake. She -- just did a new cookbook which is just a re-edit of a lot of her old recipes. She -- and that's not good enough for me." Martha went on to politely piss all over Rachael by saying that writing a cookbook is "a unique and lasting thing. Something that will really fulfill a need in someone's library. Rachael is different. She is more of an entertainer ... with her bubbly personality, than she is a teacher, like me. That's not what she's professing to be."
Translation: "Rachael Ray is a piece of trash used by a hobo to wipe his ass after a disastrous bowel movement."
When asked what she thought about Martha's remarks, Rachael said, "Why would it make me mad? Her skill set is far beyond mine. That's simply the reality of it."
Rachael may have a voice like a trucker who eats children, but even she knows not to fuck with Martha. Martha has been in prison! Bitch is gangster. Not only can she whip up a five-course meal on a radiator, but bitch can also make a shank out of a tampon applicator.
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To me, Martha and Rachel Ray have two totally different approaches to cooking. Martha was being honest when she said that Rachel Ray was more of an entertainer.
I have also heard RR say on TV that she does not bake and does not profess to be a "professional" chef. I think Martha took it a step too far in her comments, though.
There are audiences for both of them. There's the audience with people who like to "do it all" with decorating, cooking, and entertaining, and there's the audience who just wants to cook a decent meal and be done with it.
I used to work with someone who did PR for celebrity events, fundraisers, etc. She confirmed what I already suspected. RR is nothing but a fraud. That whole bubbly girl next door is an act that she puts on for the camera. Behinds the scenes she's a demanding, stuckup bitch, who never even acknowledged or spoke to anyone around her.
Yeah, no drama, she'a just a Cunty Con.
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It amazes that Rachel Ray says she doesn't/can't bake and yet she is selling her own line of bakeware.
Martha wasn't harsh at all, everything she said was spot on. And clearly, Rachel knew that because she agreed. No drama here, just the reality of life.
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You're not the only one who just smiled like a farting toddler~~ MK
Well, first off Martha's exactly right; RR is an entertainer first and foremost while Martha is a dusty set of encyclopedias. The irony is that she didn't really slam her but we want to have this disdain for Martha for slamming her.
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"Not only can she whip up a five-course meal on a radiator, but bitch can also make a shank out of a tampon applicator."
hahahahahahahahaha this was great!
They're both hobby-jobists (meaning neither are real professional chefs who put time in actual restaurant kitchens), but Martha has a lot more cred than the hideous Rachael Ray. Martha's background is as low-rent as Ray's, but she remade herself in the Ralph Lauren mold (who is also a big WASP wanna-be faker) and therefore seems much classier. However, a pig in a dress is classier than Ray, and will always be. I can't express how offensive she is to all real professional chefs. She's a McDonald's/Walmart-like commodity which has been sold relentlessly to the undiscerning masses. Bleh.
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Love Martha, too.
I hate RR with the fire of a thousand super novas. But Martha thrashing RR is like stomping a diseased, brain dead kitten. It just makes you look stupid.
RR has come out and said she wasn't trained chef. Her recipes are a step above Semi-Ho made's bile. If mutants want to buy her shit, have at it.
I love Martha being the ratty cunt, but this was a waste of her cunty-ness.
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I love you, Michael, so please don't make disparaging comments about Faygo. It's better than most of the shit put out by Coke and Pepsi.
Martha Stewart for the win. Sandra Lee for the HEART! Ho-made 4EVA!
Ahhhhhh, Michael.... you just put me in laugh induced coma. Love you. Will send you a hospital bill once it arrives.
I've tried both Rachael's and Martha's recipes. R's are okay but not all that exciting. However, I do like RR and watch her travel shows. She's better as a travel show host than a tv cook. Martha, personality-wise, I can take or leave, but she (and Rachael) worked her way to the top. Her recipes are better, but quite frankly she doesn't have much room to talk. I saw Martha's True Hollywood Stories, and a reporter said that when started putting out cookbooks, her recipes didn't work.
Rachael gets a couple of class points for her response. At least she's didn't respond like some arrogant twit like Beyonce or Miley would.
Fucking LOVE Martha. I can't stand that over excited clown face Rachael Ray. She annoys the crap out of me.
My grandson Joey made a diaroma with Rachel Ray being beaten and raped by hot (plastic) Israeli soldiers.
Love Martha. I wonder what she thinks of Sandra Lee. *snort*
TEAM MARTHA 4EVER!!!!
Although I occasionally cheat on her with Giada. Giada's Citrus & Herbs de Provence Turkey is TODIEFOR, and perfectly juicy all the time.
Load shit up with Cheese and Oil and you have a RayRay dish.
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I love Martha Stewart and I don't care who knows it!!! She's amazing and she is right about RRay!! Yes, it's true that Rachael never claimed to be a trained chef but she also has never tried to improve herself!! Martha started out as a caterer and turned herself into a lifestyle brand, and that was after she was a Wall Street broker!! What else was Rachael going to do but reply nicely to Martha's diss? It's all true and she can't deny it.
Another thing . . . what's wrong with trying to out run your bad childhood? Everybody knows Martha Stewart's life story. It's not a secret. The woman simply chose to not dwell on her past. She has earned millions and she took her mother and her sisters right along with her. She didn't leave them behind so she couldn't be ashamed of her past; on the contrary, she appears to be proud of rising above the poverty she was born into. Nothing wrong with that, in my book.
Martha may be a hateful, mean, bossy old cunt who eats babies for breakfast and would shank you for a crooked place setting.
But anyone who pisses all over Rachael Ray is fabulous to me. I'd rather sit with that old, frigid ex-con than have to deal with Rachael, who is the most talentless, pointless, annoying twat to have ever graced a television screen. She talks in circles, looks like The Joker and sounds like 70s era Suzanne Pleshette after a bukkake gargle.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 9:46pm.
Of course I'll marry you dear. Pudge can walk me down the aisle!
But unfortch I must now flee....book club.
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Yeah, Martha has valuable skills. She knows how to lie, cheat, get caught, go to prison, and bend over and spread em. Martha is a high-class con!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 9:46pm.
Of course I'll marry you dear.
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Thank you, you have made Jimmy very happy!
Night love.
Of course I'll marry you dear. Pudge can walk me down the aisle!
But unfortch I must now flee....book club.
See you later, dahlinks.
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
Martha Stewart, born Martha Kostyra, was the second of six children in a Polish-American family. She grew up in a working class neighborhood in the small town of Nutley, New Jersey. Her father was strict, demanding, temperamental, and disappointed with life; her mother (also named Martha) was a cold, unhappy, resentful housewife. This volatile combination of parental forces, along with the constant threat of poverty, imbued Stewart with a permanent yearning for power and comfort, desires that would manifest themselves as an endless devotion to perfection and a chronic, insatiable ambition for material success.
Sourcee:http://www.harley.com/writing/martha-stewart.html
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
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DEL BOCA VISTA PHASE V
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Will you marry me????
Jimmy says that Mrs. K. is the one for me!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 9:34pm.
My pants fit loose, though!
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Congratulations!
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
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So, I actually buy Martha Stewart bed stuff at Kmart. So maybe I hate on her, but I have done my part to make her rich.
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 11/18/2009 - 9:30pm.
DD--
You might want to throw something green into the mix every once in a while...I'm jus' sayin'...
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I do loathe vegetables!! LOL
I get peas, apples, bananas and summer fruits when they're available. I take a multi-vitamin cuz I'm such a food slacker. You know what I ate today? Hot chocolate and a muffin for breakfast and hot chocolate and a croissant for dinner. And lots of water. I'm in a weird living situation right now, so food is a low priority. I'll make up for it soon. My pants fit loose, though! That always makes me happy.