Thursday, November 19th 2009

Puck No!

UsWeekly is saying that Ceiling Eyes has bagged another hot piece. According to their asses, Ceiling Eyes is now looking up to Mark Salling (aka Puck the MILF lover from Glee).

Some hos spotted Ceiling Eyes and Puck getting close at Voyeur in Los Angeles last Thursday. The two spent 45-minutes talking into each other's ears and laughing about how she can never see her own toes. Ceiling Eyes and Puck left in separate cars, but apparently followed each other to continue the fun and games elsewhere.

Just add Puck to Ceiling Eyes' long list of prime dick including: Chris Pine, Corey Bohan (no relation to Blohan) and that Justin Bobby douche.

What the hell is the secret to Ceiling Eyes fuckcess? Maybe dudes are charmed by her permanent case of "dick sucking" eyes? Or maybe she just has a really good publicist. Yeah, my nipples are pointing to the latter.

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I can so tell her tits are fake. She's got that lumpy side boob thing going on....
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DR.FUNK's picture

The very thought of of Audrina...on her knees...mouth full...looking up at you.WOW!

Caladonia's picture

I'd fuck him. She, on the other hand, looks like she didn't fully develop in the womb.

david Letterman- Staff fucker's picture

She is kinda weird looking, but I'd still play "just the tip" with her!

Capitanne's picture

His breasts are bigger than ones God gave her.

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He shaved the 'hawk and turns out making some horrible mistakes.....
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Hey when in doubt - fuck!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't go over to the dark side Puck!

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at first i thought it was Puck from the Real World. you know, the one who would pick his nose and then put his finger in the jar of peanut butter.

MizRo's picture

Yes MK, I always follow my nipples when I have choices to make! Lol.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 11:47am.

KD you don't see that crease up her tata?
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The one up the side? That looks more like a shadow to me, but it could be something else. To me, the dimple on the inside part of her..right one, I think, is more noticeable. Or at least more irrefutable.

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Submitted by KD on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 11:34am.

u dont really see it here but girls with breast implants get a ribbed effect on their boobs.

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KD you don't see that crease up her tata?

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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 11:09am.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 11:03am.

lol. they do have that ribbed juicer look
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I don't see it. Are you talking about the bumps on her swimming suit? That is just the fabric bunched up..

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Are her boobs "ribbed for his pleasure"? LOL.

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from Justin Bobby Pube wig to Pucks landing strip
this bitch evolving like a Porno industry
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Hi snowy , simple is good !!!!
Drama gets you reporteduh!!!!!
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Provolone's picture

i actually thought this guy was wooooooahhh joey lawrence

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When i saw the title of this post i thought MK was talking about Puck from the Real World many years ago.

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LOL @ "simple"
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 11:03am.

lol. they do have that ribbed juicer look

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i like her she is not bitchy and ok she id simple but it works for her plus i don't see the problem with being simple and happy , good for her plus she has a nice body !!

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If by "publicist" you mean big tits, then yes, that would probably be it.

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http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/and-starring-audrinas-boobs/4

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What is that in his L hand?
He looks like my brother when he leanin' over in his chair to fart. He is even squinting one eye like that helps squeeze it out...

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

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Her boobs look mangled. But she does always have them out there on display and guys get completely retarded in the presence of boobs, even mangled ones.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

LOL at suze.

SNOWY!! I think they do look a little dented. I hate when you can see the outline of of the implant. All the damn ridges make the boob look like one of those things you use when getting freshly squeeze orange juice.

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He's probably going to think she's staring at his weird haircut all the time.

Disraeli_Ears's picture

They look like they make a cute couple...I wish them the very best of luck in their (no doubt) long future together.

LOL. Can you imagine the "conversations" between those two?
CE: "So, like, do you think I'm, like, pretty?"
P: "Sure, whatevs...can I see your tits?"
CE: "No...oh, that Cosmo is, like, totally too much for me...like, seriously!"
P: "Ok...*hmph*...you should probably get tested...I just came in your ass."
CE: "Like, whaaaaat?"

Wait...that also sounds like Miley Cyrus and....I dunno, Billy Ray? Gross.

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 10:54am

Thank you!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 10:54am.
they don't look a bit dented to you?
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 10:54am.

Yes. I like the dented look.

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@ Jack

HEY! It only happened to me ONCE, and I swear it was because I was on antibiotics.

Tex Perkins.
Google him you dumb fuck!

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provy: they don't look a bit dented to you?

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Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 10:26am.

He looks like he would look great in a pair of handcuff and spreadeagled naked on my bed.

I think what works for Audrina(witch name)is that she probably does all sorts of nasty things in bed and is very casual about it. She gives me a vibe that she will allow herself to be used as deluxe dick cozy. That her rack.

Her eyes do look like they are stuck in 'looking up while giving a BJ on my knees' position.

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To me, she looks totally fuckable. Those ceiling eyes means she doesn't have to get wrinkles while she "open your eyes!"ing for some guy.

She's slim with huge titties and long hair, has her own money and a busy social life. She's not very bright but can construct complete sentences and if you wanna act the asshole, she's most likely, gonna shrug her shoulders, say you're not good enough for her and move along. Easy Peasy.

And this:
"I think what works for Audrina(witch name)is that she probably does all sorts of nasty things in bed and is very casual about it. She gives me a vibe that she will allow herself to be used as deluxe dick cozy"

I think any girl who gets herself a rack like that is PROBABLY just like this.

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s&f: kaleidoscope eyes!!

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Till later - be well all! *muah*

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 10:48am.
yeah her boobs look horrible here but all i ever hear about her is her great tits

look good to me.

Submitted by suze on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 10:41am.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 10:37am.
she must step in a lot of dog shit

Is dog shit a deal breaker?

of course not. kick off your stripper heels when you walk in

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yeah her boobs look horrible here but all i ever hear about her is her great tits

Oh and Jacko, you forgot to add the MUSTACHIO!!!! to your list of requirements

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LOL suze... one of those that barely drink the neck of a half pint of Everclear and starts going "OMG I'm SO wasted... llalallollolal (annoying ass laugh)" then, by 7:30 is crying and puking out in the front yard blabbering about how much everyone means to her....
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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 10:37am.
she must step in a lot of dog shit
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she gets all these hot guys cuz she's a slut (duh)
guys will fuck anything after a night at da club