Thursday, November 19th 2009

Mimi Wants Kittens, Butterflies And Doves

The Butterfarty Rainbow Hello Kitty Princess agreed to turn on the Christmas lights at the Westfield Mall in London, but she had a list of demands that made the organizers throw her a "How old are you again?" side-eye. Mimi's list included everything that a 6-year-old girl requests for her birthday party.

Basically, Mimi wanted them to Cornify her in real-life. Mimi's demands included:

20 white fluffy kittens
100 white doves to be released into the sky upon her entrance
Pink butterfly-shaped confetti to fall on her upon her entrance
A pink carpet instead of a red one
A Rolls Royce to drive her to the mall
80 security guards
A magical wand

Why couldn't she just use the magical wand that is stuck up her Hello Shitty? Anyway, the organizers managed to get a hold of everything but the white fluffy kittens. In the end, they were told that bringing kittens into the mall would not be possible due to health reasons. The mall said, "We do not allow pets into Westfield - that rule would apply for everyone." I guess that means Nick Cannon has to stay at home too.

If the organizers really want to make Mimi's soul explode, they would go above and beyond by getting her the elusive UNICORN CAT!!!!

It's well known that unicorn cats queef out white doves AND butterfly-shaped confetti, so the organizers would get everything in one.

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After reading this I had to throw up.

I'm sure she demands for her aid to shape her turds to make them look like hello kitties and butterflies before flushing and wiping her ass.

I fucking hate this cunt.

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Bitch was going to adopt all the kittens of course. Ya, right!!

the Blinding's picture

they could've gotten some poor intern to bedazzle some Spanx and put out some Popeye's and got Beyoncé to do it. dumb fucks.

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Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 3:00pm.
A magical wand? What the hell is she going to do with that?

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Curl her unruly eyelashes?

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Bottom-feeder.

Whatever's picture

A magical wand? What the hell is she going to do with that?

angel_i's picture

Ok, I was with her until she got to "magical wand". The 80 security guards totally make sense to me - you gotta know if you're that crazy that you're gonna attract a lot of crazies to your side.

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Lindsay. It's Over.

i can't believe mooooooooooooooriah's son made people's top ten sexiest men.

freshfacestripper's picture

Pleco looks hot!

Freak Speely's picture

I'd laugh if the pigeons pooped upon release.

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Submitted by yatoukezhan on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 12:40pm.
Are you looking for a pair of fashionable shoes, to make you comfortable and charming?
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Why, yes, yes I am! But I am looking for them specifically to make me comfortable and charming while I kick them up your spamming ass!

OnT: anony54321 -Unlike those lycra/spandex dresses she adores, "Idiotic" fits Mimi. To a T.

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Bottom-feeder.

anony54321's picture

i think it is a made up list. its idiotic.

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anony54321's picture

i think it is a made up list. its idiotic.

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jack-n-the-hat, that is hilarious.
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kate773's picture

Ok....

And what was to happen to the kittens when she was done doing whatever she was going to do to them?

Vern's picture

I'm guessing the kitties and boids are a defensive move, everybody's allegies would kick in, and with all the coughing and sneezing, no one would see how fat she is!

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zomay's picture

Is this for real?

20 white kittens?

100 doves?

This can't be real.

Did Jesus Christ RSVP?

Insane in the brain.

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GlitterKitty's picture

She's clearly never been to that part of London (it's across BBC TV Centre and pretty drab) because even 100000 doves can't make that place look magical....

TEE's picture

its called mad cow disease

The Sunshine Gang's picture

I really don't see the problem here.

The British tabloids always make up fake demand lists when Mariah is there. It's not true.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 11:59am.

fishsticksfan: and that, my dear, is where GOOP comes from!

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Cute avie! I love that pic of Miley Cyrus.

Plecostomus's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 11:59am.
fishsticksfan: and that, my dear, is where GOOP comes from!
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ZING!

And OnT: Not pictured - the 3-ton crane supporting Mimi's weight, and the 5-ton crane supporting her ego.

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MizRo's picture

Ha NoAnjl! *muah* She has a custom-made scale so that it ALWAYS reads 120 lbs! Just like she has size 4 labels sewn onto her clothing.

Catch me up via email, if you can sweets - I hope all is well.!

HollyG's picture

@MizRo & Snowpiece: ahahahaha!

I miss the Dreamlover/Musicbox Mariah. That bitch just sang instead of all this other stuff. :(

"Because when Abuelita gets ready to slap a bitch, her hand suddenly becomes a Zales display case."-MK 11/5/09

NoAnjl's picture

MIZRO DAHLINNNNGGGGG XOXOXOXO

Miz, the only thing that says "No" to her is her scale....No, no, no, please get off!!!!.....LOL

MizRo's picture

hollyG: they will poop all over as they fly away hopefully!

snowpiece's picture

fishsticksfan: and that, my dear, is where GOOP comes from!

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wtf are 100 doves gonna do after they're released? all build nests in the gumdrop forest a few miles away and live happily ever after with queen frostine? And what is the point of the kittens?? I'm all for cute and cuddly but I have no idea what her vision for all this shit is. augh! I'm surprised the little twin stars weren't also requested.

"Because when Abuelita gets ready to slap a bitch, her hand suddenly becomes a Zales display case."-MK 11/5/09

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 11:25am.

lmao ahahhahahahahahhaha are you in HS ahahahahah a pee and poo shower ahahahahhaha

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1) One time, I was in a parking lot and a bunch of pigeons flew up all at the same time - maybe 100 of them. I thought it was be beautiful until a bunch of them SHAT everywhere including on my shoulder.

2) I have been around kittens enough to know they they don't come out of the womb little box trained and 20 of them could make quite a mess.

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

I could send my crazy sister in her mini van, she is carrying around a real dove in her purse.
With poo-encrusted feet.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 11:23am.
Can you imagine trying to hold a conversation with this one? It would be like talking to a Teletubbie.
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LMAO!!!!!!!! "Nee nee noo noo naa naa?"

*snorts*

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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me

MizRo's picture

NoAnjl, Sweetas, Deb: good afternoon my treasures!

Carey's emotinal and mental growth must have been stunted between the ages of 8 and 10.

The problem is no one says "no" to her.
How extreme she is in her fantasy world.

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Submitted by tojo on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 11:37am.

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Hi fishy! No Mama or Morb sightings yet?

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Hi! Nope, not yet. I'm also hoping to see Jizz, Strap, laurie, luna, BLIXXX, Lory, Ano, or anyone else. Thanks for asking. I'd better mention MIMI'S name otherwise, I'll be offtopic.

little_rascal's picture

@ Flatbush hooker

LMAO at "Tell her Doves shit pink butterflies" !!!!!!!

snowpiece's picture

ahahahahahhaah yurmomma!!!! ♥♥♥

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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

NoAnjl's picture

Poor swing.

loozer's picture

I do declare, Pleco's avie has caused me to be overcome by the vapors.

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I always wondered if she dresses up as hello kitty and have flurry sex with Nick

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Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 11:39am.

and I had no idea he was Muslim. ;)
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Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 11:37am.

Almost back to normal, thanks for asking! They took out the nose straws so whistling Dixie is over. lol I lost the sense of smell (hopefully that's temp) as well as 3/4 of my sense of taste. I did, however, manage to devour a grab bag of Doritos (I think it was more like a makeout session haha) the other day. Real food....mmmmmmmmmmmm!