Thursday, November 19th 2009

The Church Of Sugartits Is Invitation Only

At Mel Gibson's Holy Family Chapel in Agoura Hills, CA, he is God, Jesus and all of the saints rolled into one. What Mel says goes. That means Mel gets to pick and choose who sits next to his drunk ass in the pews.

Radar Online reports that Mel is making all new parishioners fill out an application and go through a security check before he offers you an invitation to join his church. Apparently, Mel is paranoid about hos blabbing about his holy ramblings to the media.

The one-page application states that it "must be accepted by security in order to gain admittance" and that it's "not open for negotiation by guests/attendees." It also adds that membership can be revoked at any time for any reason.

You know, I kind of understand why Mel is pulling this fuckery. It's a privilege to "pray" with Mel. His church is probably a non-stop party and who doesn't get tingly for a party? The holy water is spiked with top-shelf vodka, the communion wafers have been soaked in rum, and Jesus' blood comes in your choice of white, red or sparkling wine.

And the seventh commandment, "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," has been replaced with, "Thou Shalt Party With Your Peen Out." So I totally see where Mel is coming from.

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You know, I'd still hit it. And I feel gross for even typing that.

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paris herpes's picture

Mel looks like a wet piece of shit here.

"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."

Granny Frump's picture

I've hated this racist, anti-Semetic(sp) fuck ever since the first time I saw him. He said his father moved the family to Australia when he was 12 to get away from the situation is the U.S. Right away I knew what time it was.

What an ass.

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Untamed Shrew's picture

"I'm Henry the 8th I am,
Henry the 8th I am, I am."

scisan60's picture

Ok Mel I can deal with the wrinkles cuz men with plastic surgery look stupid...but I can see you got hair plugs...so if you are OK with improvements...why not get some Crest whitestrips to make it look like you dont smoke 2 packs a day?

Whatever's picture

LMAO MK!

david Letterman- Staff fucker's picture

Mel should keep his mouth closed,especially when it's full of corn!

Twat Muffin's picture

I just wonder when his new whore, er, girlfriend, is going to take him to the cleaners. She's nothing but a star fucker, and she landed on a cash cow in Mel. He used to be so cute back in the day; now he's wrinkly, sweaty, bug-eyed & balding -- YECK!

Cindy Salerno's picture

Off topic but a rerun of Mad Max was on this weekend. Dayum...Mel was FINE back in the day.

SoulTaker's picture

I like how that woman in the background aiming the camera at Mel isn't even actually looking at him...it's like she's scared she might burst into flames or turn into salt if she looks directly upon him!

Plecostomus's picture

Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 1:25pm.
why is mel so sweaty?
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Maybe deep down inside he thinks he's still hot.

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Bottom-feeder.

suze's picture

URGH

I can't believe there was a time i would've effed Mel senseless.

He's so gross (and not just physically) now I pray for a giant heart attack to take him away for ever.

Tex Perkins.
Google him you dumb fuck!

letinstar's picture

why is mel so sweaty? he sure did fuggly up...
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stoney: so the poor dear is just having an allergic reaction? Oh then that explains it all, LOL

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 12:53pm.

But she's "allergic to alcohol!"

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SpiceDong's picture

As an adulterer, he is already in the Vatican's shit list and a candidate for excomunion. so it kinda makes sense he now has his own church or cult if that is indeed the case. he gets uglier everyday...can't believe that hottie Mad Max and this are the same person.

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Jeepster's picture

Music Lover -

An astute D-lister said Mel looked "like a glazed doughnut"

I am thinking more like a glazed cruller. He is covered in sweat...it's even in his (thinning) hair. Could be vodka-sweat. It happens. Completely disgusting.

"vaya con huevos mi amigos"

snowpiece's picture

KD I haven't seen the vid but from what I read she was allll kids of effed up, either just drunk or on meth or who knows what

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music lover's picture

snowpiece: so true. maybe it's just me, but i'd rather not hear about celebrities' period habits. just sayin'.

OT..why is his upper lip so wet? ew.

Jeepster's picture

ah aha hahahaha

STONEY!!! I just saw your reply to the spammer!!!

Priceless!!!! I am wetting myself here!

"vaya con huevos mi amigos"

KD's picture

snowy- did she seem sober? ...is she ever sober? She has a career? This creates too many questions about someone I really don't care about!

on-topic: so is there any way for anyone to just visit his church to see if going through all that rubbish is worth it?

Stefanski's picture

--Stefanski---

HAHA! i work here in Agoura hills,ca and i had no idea his church was here, now i do work down the street from where he got his dui, makes sense.

jonnobaas_sea's picture

Rough, very rough. "You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."

snowpiece's picture

music lover hey at least it wasn't a dirty pad like Brit Brit!

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Stoney's picture

Submitted by Poopele on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 12:43pm.

So Obama is an invisible man in the sky? Exactly how fucking retarded are you?

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music lover's picture

omg snowpiece. that's just nasty, especially about the tampon. gross.

Stoney's picture

Submitted by yatoukezhan on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 12:42pm.

I'm looking for a chainsaw to lop your fucking head off with.

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Poopele's picture

Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 12:40pm.

...Why would anybody join a group of hypocritical bigots singing to an invisible man in the sky anyway!....

I don't know, but the Democrats voted him in, and now we just have to live with it for three more years.

Stoney's picture

Why would anybody join a group of hypocritical bigots singing to an invisible man in the sky anyway!

*reports self*

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Plecostomus's picture

Submitted by music lover on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 12:33pm.
pleco -

you look very elegant
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Why, thank you, dear! That's why I need 20 fluffy white kittens and 100 doves. To maintain my youthful beauty and stunning elegance.

I must have innocent blood - or there will be blood.

OnT: I hope they play Boy George's Church of the Poison Mind after the homilies in Crazy Mel's congregation.

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NoAnjl's picture

Eww, you're a multimillionaire. Get those damned teef whitened.

snowpiece's picture

I got that off TMZ, someone's comment

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Oh yeah
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music lover's picture

pleco -

you look very elegant.