Friday, November 20th 2009
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Not many women can be motorboated bow and stern. - loozer
Runners-up:
Congratulations to this year's winner of the World's Most Stressed Out String contest. 1st Runner Up: Coco's pink bikini. - LizzieBitch
The elusive fifth base. - freebird
Not content with being fat all by herself, Mariah Carey decided to start overfeeding her pet butterfly. - Ashton Cruz
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I rarely disagree with Michael K, but freebird got hosed - "the elusive 5th base" is so the winner.
Bwahahahaa!! Holy excellence loozer ♥♥, LizzieBitch, freebird and AshtonCruz.
hahahaha fifth base.
yey FREEBIRD AND LOOZER !!!!!!!!!!!
XOXOXO
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Don't speak unless you can improve on the silence.
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I know I am too late for this contest but this seriously came to me in a dream... "Baby got back fat."
Ahaha, good job winners...they are all very funnay!!
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loozermybaby!! LMAO XOXO CONGRATS DOLLFACE!
LizzieBitch, freebird and Ashton Cruz - they were ALL effin hysterical!! Congrats funny hos!!
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Funny shit! Congrats, winners!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
aw chucks!! Mine was picked!! Yay to the third power!!!! Glad u liked it Dlistedloonnies.
By the way I'm wering an animal crackers thong and Carls Junior cologne, Im hunting NYC for the elusive MK and when I trap him his nono will be sore for months.
"The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated."
Loozer and Freebird - AWSUM job VERY funny - congrats!
Great job Lizzie and Ashton!
Tex Perkins.
Google him you dumb fuck!
Congrats to all for making such a revolting picture funny!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Classic! These are all great!
Love "fifth base," lol!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Good stuff, funny people!
xoxoxoxo
BAHAHAHAAAA!!! Awesome shit! Every single one was fantastic, well-played you guys!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
YAY LOOOOOOOZER!!!! YAY MEEEEE!!! CONGRATS LizzieBitch & Ashton Cruz!!!! Thanks MK & all you funny hos I lurve!!!!!
I MISS YOU TOO SNOOOOOWYYYY! I'm so busy right now! Gah!
Loooooooooooozaaaaaaaaaaah!! WHOOP WHOOP!!
Congrats to errrbody!
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
YAY LOOZER!!!!! *looks in phone book to line up goons*
Congrats to you other funny sluts too, nice job.
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
Very funnay, winners! freebird totally got me chuckling which is good cuz I woke up with an urge to shank this morning. I feel a little better now:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"This piece of art caused me to have an emotional reaction. Is that normal?!" ~ Tom Haverford: Parks and Recreation.
Nice, all!
Freebie... my fave.
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
Ah very clever Loozer. Good work : )
Looooooozzzzzeeeeerrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOT!
and mah main ho, freebird!
All of em' are funnay!
Congrats Fr♥♥Bird, Lizzie and Ashton!!
Thanx to MK and his entire legion of slutty followers!
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Have a Happy Thanksgiving but be careful carving the Big Bird!
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooozh! ♥ ♥ ♥ '
mah freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexoxoxoxox I miss u!!
congrats to Lizzie and Ashton!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
cuntgratz cuntz
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
I've heard of butt in the front, but boobs in the back?
where is the back boobie bra section?
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The real reason why chastity bono decided to go with the procedure.
After busting the first pair of boobs, Amy Winehouse installed some spareparts on her back.
at least wino could ignore mitch's skeezy behaviour after her latest surgery.
Finally Brit Brit weave has managed to grow in her face
After years of being bound, Chasity Bono's tits have finally fought their way out via her back.
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“At this moment I do not have a personal relationship with a computer.” ~ Janet Reno
her ass crack goes all the way up to her shoulder boobs
save a heart, break a penis.
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i wonder what her back looks like
save a heart, break a penis.
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OMFG, this isn't an entry for the contest I'm just wondering did someone actually fcking go out in that??
She's bringing sexy 'back'
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Don't let Jame 'Buffalo Bill' Gumb see this.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
"Yo mama's so fat she has boobs growing out of her back"
one of the suggestive photos that Kirstie Alley tweeted while sexting with Jamie Foxx
Just keep her out of the Sevin Nyne aisle or this could really get ugly.
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"It's like I'm gently being butt fucked by a croissant." -MK
The Playtex Cross Your 'Mart bra.
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"It's like I'm gently being butt fucked by a croissant." -MK
Police are calling this the official suicide note of Playtex's lead designer.
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"It's like I'm gently being butt fucked by a croissant." -MK
When the director asked for a body double for Salma Hayek, this isn't quite what he'd had in mind.
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"It's like I'm gently being butt fucked by a croissant." -MK
oh fur fucks sake. cover that shit up, blech
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Now that's an In 'N' Out Double Double.
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"It's like I'm gently being butt fucked by a croissant." -MK