Thursday, November 19th 2009
We Will Soon Live In A World Without The Oprah Show
Tim Bennett, the president of HARPO, just released this statement:
"Tomorrow, Oprah will announce live on 'The Oprah Winfrey Show' that she has decided to end what is arguably one of the most popular, influential and enduring programs in television history. The sun will set on the "Oprah" show as its 25th season draws to a close on September 9, 2011."
The screams coming from millions of stay-at-home moms and permanently unemployed gays may cause all of your senses to shut down, so you better get into your bomb shelter. The end is near. Obviously.
You know Gayle is causing those around her to go deaf from her shrieks of joy, because now Oprah will have more time for some non-stop scissoring. Pussies will go raw!
And what the hell is Tim talking about with that "most popular and influential" shit?! Has he never heard of Dynasty?!
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Bradi Bitch: happy Friday.
Never got the Oprah-devotion; I awas also never home when she was on. She interviewed Pitt? That must have been one fawning, toothache-inducing, interview.
Looks like coke boogers up her nose![ come to think of it she did just lose a bunch of wait again[ for the 400th time[ remember the liquid diet and what a freak she looked like?] I will never forgive her for the making of that vile puke tard Dr Phil....... Farewell Oprah Windbag and for God sakes please when you go away stay away!
Silent Witness, Good Afternoon.
Yea, I may have watched whole episodes at some point, I do remember watching The Brad when he was promoting "Troy", you know, when he was normal.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Bradi bitch: never watched an entire episode of her show. Bits here and ther throughout the years but really can't stand her tone and manner.
I already live in this New World with no Okra.
I'll send postcards to those who aren't here yet.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Would love to see this cunt go broke.
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Fri, 11/20/2009 - 10:55am.
The comment below pretty well sums it up. The large O jumped the shark some time ago, and going political alienated half of her audience when she had obama on, and it looks like the other half got alienated when she had palin on.
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Thank you P.T. Bull. You are so right. Oprah has been losing audience for a while and she really lost many of the hausfraus who didn't like it when she went all political on them. Those bitches don't mind an old black woman telling them what book to read, but to tell them who the vote for is an different thing.
Now, Oprah can only get ratings is sensational people are on her show, like Sarah Palin. Then Oprah's ratings go down with the regular show. People wanted to see Palin, or the faceless woman attacked by a monkey, not Oprah herself. And people will flock to see the woman who was kidnapped 20 years ago. But again, not for Oprah.
Stick a fork in her, she's done.
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Submitted by Diamond Dung on Fri, 11/20/2009 - 10:34am.
Oprah's show has been choking on a diseased donkey dick for years now...ever since she shunned stories of fucked up family lives and sensationalism in favor of "making stars" out of boring fucking doctors that drool over the spotlight.
Submitted by KimmyGibler on Fri, 11/20/2009 - 3:49am.
@ Carrie_Deway
do you remember Richard Bey? He was the best! not only did he have trashy people on there flippin out he would have game show style entertainment
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Yeah, I do remember that show, now that you mention it! I'd totally forgotten about that. I seem to remember he would make people dress up in a silly costume or stand on the street wearing a sandwich board, or something.
And holy shit, did the spammers get even more obnoxious, or what? It's getting really hard to weed through for legitimate posts.
"Christmas is around the corner" Shut up, shut up SHUT UP!!!
Oprah's show has been choking on a diseased donkey dick for years now...ever since she shunned stories of fucked up family lives and sensationalism in favor of "making stars" out of boring fucking doctors that drool over the spotlight.
A world without the Oprah Show? I think I can live with that.
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What is pissing me off is the news coverage of this non-story. You'd think the world is coming to an end in 2011, not 2012.
All I have to say on this subject is- ABOUT DAMN TIME!!!!
No wonder she's been all nicey-nicey to Ellen. One dyke is passing the crown over to another dyke. Whoopie.
What will these friggin' hausfraus do without Oprah??? Maybe finally get lives of their own where they make their own decisions, not follow everything little thing this fat old spinster has to stay???? Maybe they will spend more time with their families instead of worrying about some closeted B who didn't like them anyway.
Buh-bye, Oprah!
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The day I have long awaited for! Now pack up and leave Chicago too, I am pretty sure once she's done she won't let the back door slam on her considerable ass on the way to her Hollywood celebrity lifestyle in California. Oprah hasn't been a Chicagoan for eons.
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Oh and take Dr Phil, Dr Oz and that abomination Rachel Ray that you foisted on us all with you. Lowlife scumbag that you are, always willing to cash in on others' misery to make a buck - interviewing and wiping off the Chimpanzee Lady was the last straw - have you no shame? Obviously not - enjoy your money - I don't know how you sleep at night.
go away people try to sell things! I cant even read these anymore
The idea (our eyes!!!!) of Oprah naked is enough to make us lose our breakfast!
It's high time she ended that shit cuz she's already turned into a Barbara Walters sellout!
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Best news I've heard in a long time. I'm a stay at home mom and I can't stand her. I haven't watched her show in probably ten years and was never a regular watcher, but did watch it last week when the lady that was attacked by the chimpanzee was on. I was shocked at how much weight Oprah put back on and she made that stupid remark to that poor lady about how not being able to eat food helps keep her weight down. Dumb bitch. Good riddance.
Especially in playing the role of a wealthy Oracle, the realization has to arrive eventually that it too is empty. Oprah got derailed like everybody else by success and splendor, and meanwhile the real way is, as always, quiet, virtually depopulated, and bypassed.
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Not gonna hate on Oprah because I can save that for people in Hollywood that truly deserve it.
It's not like she will be gone anyway.
She's starting her own network so get ready for more of her just in a different venue!
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do you remember Richard Bey? He was the best! not only did he have trashy people on there flippin out he would have game show style entertainment
Submitted by KimmyGibler on Fri, 11/20/2009 - 3:15am.
@ Centaurious
hahaha very true! she looks super startled. I wont miss her show I never really watched it out of all the daytime tv the only thing I got into was Maury when I would skip school in high school. "Moory, I am ONE THOUSAND percent sure I am not the father"
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Sad thing is, I caught Maury the other day (yes it's still on!), and he's STILL doing nothing but paternity test shows!
I miss Ricky Lake. She was so funny when she'd go "You go, girlfriend. Kick him to the curb!" trying to act all hip and stuff. Good times.
@ Centaurious
hahaha very true! she looks super startled. I wont miss her show I never really watched it out of all the daytime tv the only thing I got into was Maury when I would skip school in high school. "Moory, I am ONE THOUSAND percent sure I am not the father"
She looks like the "Animal House" horse that kicked the bucket in Dean Wormer's office.
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After three I'm under the table,
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This show already made a full circle a couple of years ago. Been there, seen that, done that. Oprah does have some unique quality to her though, so I'm sure she'll find another way to stay in tune with her audience.
good to see her go.....can she take dr. phil and deepak chopra with her...
and martha stewart??
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It's a cliche that the Eskimo put their old folks out on the ice to die when they can no longer contribute. Does this really happen? Do Eskimos really abandon their elderly?
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I hate Oprah
Looking at that picture, I almost think I can see up into her brain.
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Submitted by Carrie_Deway on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 10:58pm.
From Wiki: An ice floe is a floating chunk of ice that is less than 10 kilometers (six miles) in its greatest dimension. Wider chunks of ice are called ice fields.
Learn something new here, everyday. ;-)
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I'm still not entirely convinced that it isn't some arcane ghey reference to butt sex.
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Could very well be. I didn't get past the first paragraph of the wiki. Plus, you know, it's wiki.
Submitted by Carrie_Deway on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 10:58pm.
From Wiki: An ice floe is a floating chunk of ice that is less than 10 kilometers (six miles) in its greatest dimension. Wider chunks of ice are called ice fields.
Learn something new here, everyday. ;-)
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I'm still not entirely convinced that it isn't some arcane ghey reference to butt sex.
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By the time 2011 rolls around, we may need an ice field, knowutimsayin?
I like being on top of the thread, because it says "Roll over for more" above me, and that makes me giggle.
Submitted by Carrie_Deway on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 10:58pm.
Ice floes sound like fun...the perfect environment for sea mammals...like Orca!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 9:51pm.
Submitted by Carrie_Deway on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 9:34pm.
I'm embarrassed I had to Google "ice floe".
Ok I give up...what does it mean.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 9:53pm.
Carrie Deway, I'm embarrassed I had to Google "ice floe".
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Please don't be...I have to google shit from Dlisted at least five times a day, and most of it is so filthy I'm now seeing a psychiatrist! :)
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From Wiki: An ice floe is a floating chunk of ice that is less than 10 kilometers (six miles) in its greatest dimension. Wider chunks of ice are called ice fields.
Learn something new here, everyday. ;-)
Edit: I have SINGLE-HANDEDLY KILLED THE OPRAH THREAD.
ESE, OT: still got nothin'!... not really worrying about it!
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Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 10:26pm.
Shakin' tiger ass...Where dat monkey at????
O/T: I hear Oprah's show is ending...
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I LUBS ME SOME OPRAH!!! the ex lives a block from the studio and i would make him stake out the place with me all the time so we'd "run" into her. she waved at us once while getting into her limo. i'm one of the chosen ones! LOL. i'd see steadman all the time working out at the EBC. love her or hate it will be end of era. but trust theres millions more to be made she's not going into oblivion anytime soon.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 11/19/2009 - 10:42pm.
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