Friday, November 20th 2009

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

So what do you do if you are a brand new C list celebutard who in your mind thinks you are A list? Why you go up to women and start hitting on them and generally making an ass of yourself. This is especially evident when you walk up to a C+/B- list television actress from a hit for this network drama who is already known for not being friendly and who responds to the horrible pick up lines by saying, "Who in the f**k are you? Are you 12?" When the celebutard answered her our actress just laughed and turned away and told our celebutard to find someone else. Our celebutard then walked away with his bodyguard in tow. Yes, he really has a bodyguard and it really is funny. (CDAN)

Homegirl was probably waiting for Tank Jones to pull his moves on her, because who can resist that giant ball of hot sex? Anyway, my guess is Levi Johnston and Olivia Wilde?

This female singer has a very unique hair style. She said she came up with the idea on her own. I'm sure she did after the fact. It was necessitated though by the fact she got into a fight with her idiot A list singer/producer boyfriend who took a pair of scissors and cut huge chunks of hair off our female singer's head. (CDAN)

Rhymes with Assy and Pity?

This married/aging actress has put up with a lot throughout her celebrity marriage. She’s practically raised the kids on her own, dealt with scandals and cheating and still managed to put on a happy face on the red carpet. Within this next year, she plans to finally leave her husband and make the divorce public. The current final straw? Not other women or drugs, but an addiction to World of Warcraft. We kid you not. Not Catherine Zeta Jones. (BuzzFoto)

My first thought was SJP and Matthew Broderick, because I can see him getting the butt tingles for the shirtless elves.

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Who the fuck is Olivia Wilde???

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I saw #3 on another blog and the lady was being referred to as "veiny-faced"?? Still don't know who it is but I doubt Afflecks cause she is barely an aging actress. Isn't she in her mid-thirties?

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Tea Leoni & David Duchovny -- damn, I hope not. I thought they were working things out. I'd much rather it be Ben & Jen. (I don't like her.)

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@ HAMMSANDWICH: WoW (World of Warcraft) is an immensely popular online game, millions of people play it from all over the country. My ex plays this game ALL THE TIME, and as a matter of fact, refused to grant my request for once-a-week date nights on either Friday or Saturday night, because Friday night is Guild Meeting night and Saturday he leads the raids. That's how huge it is---people play in different guilds and there are leaders, and he's one of them. Every year they have a gathering and go to someone's house, and these people come from all over the country to meet and talk to each other. The same ex use to take me out to breakfast with him and there would be Sunday A.M. meetings with his friends, and what did they talk about? WoW! All WoW, all the time. You wouldn't believe how sick I am of hearing about it, and this is after he and I broke up! Maybe I should be glad we did! But hey, I'm digressing, but thanks for reading!

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@ ITSTHEBRITNEYBITCH & PEOPLEPERSON: I think MK is trying to say "it sounds like" instead of "rhymes", but anyway, his guess is Ashlee Simpson-Wentz & Pete Wentz

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#1 is January Jones. She's known for being a bitch, but props to her for shutting down that douche (I already forgot his name).
#2 is Cassie and Diddy. I've read on many sites that he is emotionally and physically abusive to her and that she is practically his slave. Poor girl has zero self-esteem.
#3 - I have no clue...WTF is War of Worldcraft?

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its bruce bitch...

I could not agree with katieh more.. Basement baby did just shave all her hair off... because she wanted to be what was it?? Free??? riiiiiiiiiiight!!!! Girl.. sistas don't cut their hair fo no... one...what you think? we stuck on stupid???

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its bruce bitch...

Douches!!! Leave January Jones alone!!!!she gets MAJOR props for saying "fuck you" to asshole Kutcher in public and its probably HIM for number 1.. if we remember correctly and I think we do...this is the same asshole who told Oprah that he was the one who told Barack Obama to run for president... can you say DE LU SION AL????

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whoa just wiki'd olivia wilde because I forgot who she was and turns out she was born "olivia cockburn". wow. that joke just writes itself...

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I can definitely see Duchovny playing WOW over Ben Affleck. But, Leoni dumped him before. This sounds like the first time this woman is going public with issues about their marriage. WOW is the reason? That's retarded.

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I'm guessing Tea Leoni for #3. I think David Duchovny traded one addiction for another. Plus the "I kid you not"? Their son is named Kidd.

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I didn't even know who Olivia Wilde was until I read this and did a little googling. She's living the life!

I don't get why you guys think she's so hot though.

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Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Fri, 11/20/2009 - 6:17pm.

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Olivia Wilde is a bitch? I had no idea. Although she seems to think she's sex on a stick. And as far as her marriage, she was awfully young (19) when she tied the knot, so getting the itch and fooling around wouldn't surprise me at all.

That said, I can see Levi Johnston thinking he's all that and a chocolate cake.

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Number 2

Solange

I’m guessing Sarah Jessica Parker because the word “kid(s)” is mentioned twice in the article, so 2x = twins. Also, Catherine Zeta-Jones is a hint, due to the three names, like SJP. Finally, “straw” is also a clue, as in “hay” (is for horses.) SJP is often compared to a horse…thus the straw. Solved!

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Olivia Wilde is married, isn't she? Not that it would stop Levi from hitting on her but I think her husband is rich or something.

Where is Levi getting his money and how much longer are we going to be forced fed this idiot? He's not even cute.

Oh, I have no idea about any of these blinds. Sorry!!

Twat Muffin's picture

I agree with most of you on the Oliva Wilde thing; I don't see anything attractive about her -- she's ruined "House." January Jones seems like she could be a cunt, too -- I dunno.

SJP is a shoo in for number 3.

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Centaurious on Fri, 11/20/2009 - 7:01pm.
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Levi would probably be much luckier in a gay bar, after all he's a playgirl now.

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Talulah, It's January Jones for #1
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I'd totally buy that, but let's face it, she dated Ashton Kutcher.

Levi would be a step up for her.
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It's January Jones for #1. It makes sense since Mad Men isn't on network t.v.

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If you think Olivia Wilde is attractive, move to Moscow. Her clones-underfed, cigarette-fiend, $10 Russian hookers--are a dime a dozen.

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Hi Zomay!, Hi Levi!
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*Leaving DA meeting to buy case of Massengil*
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."

Hmm, I think I'm alone on this one, but I don't think Olivia Wilde is that hot. She's attractive, but people make too big a deal about her IMHO.

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Hi, my name is Levi Johnston and I am a douche-aholic.

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Just a little tidbit...

Olivia Wilde is married to an Italian prince.

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Is Tank's role to protect him from Palin?
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Ben Affleck is addicted to Poker.

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Melanie Griffith for the last one?
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Tank's johnston is probably bigger than Levi.
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