Kate Beckinsale Hates Adorable Puppehs
Look at this adorable puppy. Don't you just want to have him surgically attached to your heart so that he never ever leaves you? Well, his owner, Kate Beckinsale, doesn't feel the same way, because she left him in her car for hours while she went to get her hair done. That's what the paps claim anyway.
They say that while Kate was inside the Byron Tracy Salon in L.A., her dog sat in the car with all the windows up and without water. Kate must have learned that trick from reading "How to Care For Your New Puppy by Michael Vick (with foreword by Cruella de Vil)".
If this is true, then why would bitches just standing around while the puppy baked in the damn sun?! All they would have to do is scream, "PUPPEH ABUZE," and Annemarie Lucas from Animal Precinct would've parachuted in to take care of this situation. Annemarie would've yanked Kate out of the salon, threw her into the car and forced her to stay in there while her puppy enjoyed a loooooooong day of beauty inside the salon.