Monday, November 23rd 2009

Tucking For Her Life!!!

Lady CaCa is really trying hard to stay at the top of her tuck game! Homegirl is getting inventive and shit. At last night's AMAs, she tried out a new dick tucking prototype that looked like shorty chaps made out of Ace bandages. It still needs a few tweaks, but at least a tip or a nut didn't pop out. She's well on her way to becoming the greatest tucker who ever tucked.

While I was applauding Lady CaCa's acts of tuckery, Mimi was probably crying a million butterfly-shaped tears on her Hello Kitty body pillow. At first glance, it looks like Lady CaCa is wearing the skeleton of a sparkly alien unicorn!

And in case you missed it, here's Lady CaCa breaking bottles and dancing around like a special needs Velociraptor during her performance of Bad Romance/Speechless.



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Lady Gaga pulled out pretty much the same old performance we have been seeing for the past 18 months. I was massive Gaga fan to begin with but I am beginning to think she is a one trick pony.

Good review on RumerMills.com

http://www.rumermills.com/2009/11/23/lady-gaga-bad-romance-ama/

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I was just watching Jay Leno. Jay Leno had Lady GaGa on as the guest performer. During her performance she had a wardrobe malfunction
...opps! I wonder if it will make it to the back pages of Playboy?
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Frost's picture

"Xenomorph" only works in black, bitch.

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douchelover's picture

eat me

i would lick her hermee peepee and hope her pussy slapped me in the face at the same time

she is so much more talented that anything that has come our way in a long ass time.

she plays an actual instrument, and can sing, and prolly never played the skin flute to be discovered. and at least if she plays in Australia she wont have to have a disclaimer about how the show prerecorded. didnt have a malfunction when she played live on saturday night live.

Pearl_Necklace's picture

I find her mildly amusing at best. But at least she's proof that main stream programmed "music" is finally breaking free of the ho-Barbie-jail-bait mold.

I will never listen to Lady CaCa, as she's coined here. Thank God I have an iPod stocked with a diverse array of great classic rock. Obviously, it's for girls (I think, because she's become a spank dream for men; GO FIG!), so I can't comment on her music. But my stomach will twist if I listen to anything she makes.

Katy Perry owns. And at least she has a retro look to her. Kinda like Marylin Monroe if she was a brunette.

Why is she always making a claw and scratching?

yucko's picture

Can we let the "tuck game" thing go already? It's not funny anymore. I'd say a joke usually expires after its hundredth use or so.

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Um, yeah...homegirl's lost a lot of weight since SNL, huh?

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I cannot stand her. One good thing is at least she sang live. I will give her that.

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I refuse to like Lady Ca-Ca
*not singing paparazzi, not singing paparazzi*
*runs to listen real music on depeche mode's cds*

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Sugaroo's picture

Holy creepfest, Batman! Look at Jermain Jackson leering at her in the background. He looks like he's fresh from the Thriller video shoot!

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E.A.P.'s picture

Lady GaGa has grown on me. I didn't want to like her either, but I can't get that Paparazzi song out of my fucking head.... that Bad Romance song either. I'm fucked.

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One-trick Pony's picture

Count me among the Gaga-converts. I wanted to hate her, but I can't. Girl's got talent in spades. (And she's not a studio confection, Disney Lolita, or aging has-been - so that right there sets her in a class above the rest.)

ok i know she can play piano cuz ive actually seen other videos where she does, but what was the point in this little performance? she didn't really seem like she was playing consistently, obvi im a gaga lover because thats the only thing i can think to critique here...

CholaMom's picture

The minute GaGa walked on stage, I laughed and commented (out loud to no one in particular) "Oh my God, she's given up the tuck game and is finally showing us her hermie peen!"

Thank you MichaelK for introducing me to a whole new awesome lexicon by which to comment on my weird television habits.

Sibsi's picture

Like Ace of Base(sp?), Tatty?

I can see a little of it and her work, overall, is pretty derivative and there's no innovation there, but the killer hooks, combined with the visuals... that's what I think most find interesting about her.

Of course there are people doing it for longer and even better, but they're inexplicably not able to achieve the same level of fame as her. Chalk it up to her having more connections and resources. Either way, I don't mind that much, because at least her success cannot be attributed to nepotism.

I will say one negative thing about it: I'm mortified that my 13 yo sister sings those songs! Those lyrics are NOT appropriate and I just hate it that the music industry has no problem with marketing this to tweens.

Tatty's picture

i think she has a great set of stylists that work hard on an otherwise boring if not ugly he-she. but her tunes sound like late 90's swedish dance pop with a dudes voice - I dont understand....

Sibsi's picture

I too thought those were undergarments she was wearing, heh. The kind that shapes the body(Spanx?)

Body's always banging, songs have retarded lyrics, but damn it if this shit ain't catchy.

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look at all the haters coming over to the GaGa side
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LOVED her performance last night. The piano part and breaking bottles made me cry for some reason.... idk, maybe I just need to adjust my meds.

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Fred Flintstone's picture

I looked at that picture again and have a question; is that ass cheese on her ala Mischa?

Fred Flintstone's picture

And she is supposed to be the new "Madonna"? I think not. I have seen better looking, better singing chicks singing at the casino on Karaoke night! Please - give her a few mil to dissappear.

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Looks like she's channeling the 5th Element movie.

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Oh ....my....fucking......GOD! Her ass is REPULSIVE. I wonder if its from all the hair removal he has to do to make himself seem more feminine? NOSTY!!!

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Lady Gaga's ass and Jermaine Jackson's face are cousins!!

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Hysteria's picture

The other acts seemed lame next to her. So, MK thinks she's packin a peen? All the better.

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MizRo's picture

That outfit looks like what my Abuelita used to consider underwear in the days of girdles and belts...

Cake666's picture

W T F is wrong with her ass? O_O

Whatever's picture

Interesting outfit.

Stoney's picture

I thought her performance was awesome, but I'm still pretty sure she has penis.

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Sorry, but I really liked that Speechless song. I really did. Amazing.
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westward ho's picture

that's it. done. i am over the hate. couldn't stand her and now ... i can. dammit. i grudgingly like her.

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but, then again, what do i know?

sonne's picture

Sick of her, she needs to disappear and return as a shockingly normal looking human being. Now that would be edgy for her. Take off the fucking masks!

Womanoftheyear's picture

Lady Gaga: Club kids in NYC already dominated this look/act back in the 80s. You're a little late hun. But I guess somebody needed to reinvent it for the kids of today who know nothing about it.

NYone's picture

Those are some really artistic stretch marks there

snowpiece's picture

music lover no but I will download when I go home, thanks for that!!! :)

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Submitted by music lover on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 1:26pm.
when she tones it down, she really does have a good voice. so i don't understand why she has to distract from that with the weird getups and such. that's usually reserved for 'artists' who are afraid that if they strip it down, people will see them for the talentless, lucky hacks they are. i'm looking at you JLo.

I was talking about this with my sis the other day and we were thinking that she wouldn't have caught our attention if she was doing the same thing other singers were doing. She had to do something crazy to get our attention but at least she has an ok voice to back it up and keep our attention for a little bit.

freshfacestripper's picture

i'm still tryin not to like her.

Today I can't press play. I CAN'T.

Freak Speely's picture

The top picture looks like she's going "RAWR" at the audience. I'm so sick of this "edgy" cow.

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jussayin's picture

the greatest tucker who ever tucked

...hello, RuPaul! nuff sed.
she's still an amateur in comparison.

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