Monday, November 23rd 2009

Afternoon Crumbs

Would you motorboat? - Towleroad

And on the other side of the chichis coin.... - Lainey Gossip

Sofia Vergara's sausage strap had its work cut out for it - Hollywood Tuna

The Photoshop Awards: Clauda Schiffer, Helena Christensen and Eva Herzigova get nekkid - Egotastic!

Scrap The Photoshop Award above, because this right here deserves dozens of awards - I'm Not Obsessed

What in the Yummy Mummy hell? - Just Jared

In the words of Tommy Cooze: "Nicole girl, that dress is wearing YOU!" - Popsugar

Shakira looks hot (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

I REFUSE to believe this - Celebitchy

Kitson wants Lindsay Lohan's cookie - Hollywood Rag

This will singe your retinas - Holy Moly!

Oh, so THAT'S who Keenan Thompson reminds me of - Cityrag

News you can queef to: Eva Longwhoria only fucks on the weekend - ICYDK

The Howling is the latest classic to be sent to the butcher - SOW

Jermaine Jackson should let his clay head dry thoroughly before he leaves the house - Socialite Life

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He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.

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"Did anyone catch the chola-makeover on George Lopez' talk show??"

I saw that, MizRo! I loved it when George asked chola girl why she normally uses a Sharpie on her eyebrows and she gave him this condescending stare and said, "'Cause when it rains, it don't run down your face."

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jonnobaas_sea's picture

Um, Jermaine, Afrosheen poster girl - STOP! YOU NEED HELP!

"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."

EatYourVeggies's picture

What's up with Shakira getting the Mariah Carey makeover? Bitch was hotter when she was yodeling in Spanish and rolling around in motor oil.

Biddle's picture

The hook from 'Empire State of Mind' sounds just like the Pristiq commercial.

Pristiq listen

MizRo's picture

Did anyone catch the chola-makeover on George Lopez' talk show?? I was surfing and the chola doing the makeovers caught my attention, it was some very funny TV.
They used this very pale, light brown-haired girl and it was painfully funny... some people simply should not rock the chola look!

Fred Flintstone's picture

Don't get me wrong, I HEART ANDERSON COOPER but I have to say, just looking at his mouth I don't know why but I don't think he would suck a very good dick. Having said that, I sure would luv to let him give it a go!

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LA's picture

Sofia Vergara is all kinds of gorgeous! I love her in Modern Family, too.

Ew. Are those implants? He looks gross.

angel_i's picture

Also, no - I would not motorboat. His muscles are too freakish.

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agirl's picture

Jermaine Jackson looks like he drew the hair on the sides of his head with a sharpie. Sharpies should only be used for eyebrows!!!

FAIL.

Snideychick sez:

RiRi ripping off wardrobe ideas from The Fifth Element.....AGAIN!

angel_i's picture

Aw, MK! Boo hoo! And haha that they tease you with his little turtle head tongue;p

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MizRo's picture

Oh MK... Shake it off honey, Coop has got himself a meaty man.

Kitson ROCKS: love the dis on the Bloho and the Posh-drop.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

*strains eyes trying to get a peek of RiRi's goods*
SHOW YOURSELF!!
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Sweetas's picture

What the salvation army bag of soccerballs is that??

DonkeyPunched's picture

Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 4:05pm.
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 4:01pm.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 3:57pm.

But you would still fuck him, because yoau re dirty, filthy slut!
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NO WAY! The douche tattoo is a huge strike, then these tits, this is a would not fuck.

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Fine, but yo uare still a dirty, filthy slut.

suckandfuck's picture

Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 4:01pm.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 3:57pm.

But you would still fuck him, because yoau re dirty, filthy slut!
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NO WAY! The douche tattoo is a huge strike, then these tits, this is a would not fuck.

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

TheBreakdown's picture

M.E.:

Those muscles are courtesy of steroids.

And those are bitch tits!

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Jermaine looks like a Chia Pet.
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DonkeyPunched's picture

Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 3:57pm.

But you would still fuck him, because yoau re dirty, filthy slut!

Centaurious's picture

A-Rod and Kate Hudson went to the titty doctor, and things got a little turned around.
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suckandfuck's picture

I saw a little bit of the video, this motherfucker fails it big time, even his shoulders whatever look like implants, and the tits are bad news...

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

Supertramp's picture

Wow, Demi Moore's "W" cover is hilarious. That is what I call a major screw up by the editors. I thought her body did not look right.

Guess Photoshopping photoshop is the new thing to do.

M.E.'s picture

WTF is wrong with that guys muscles?

double booked tart's picture

We should be thankful to Jermaine Jackson for participating in this year's PSA which reminds us of the dangers of children using lighters on their toys.

*offstage whispering* Oh, you mean, this is real? He wants to look this way? *shrugs* I thought he was trying to be a modern version of Smokey the Bear. Kind of like "Only you can prevent forest fires" but for a new generation. Guess not. Okay, well, fucker wants to look melted for his own reasons but someone should let him know he scares adults and children.

WinnieT's picture

Fuck off Eva Longwhoria. No one gives a shit about your non existent sex life.

"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard

TheBreakdown's picture

Every time I see photos of Jermaine I cannot help but think that his plastic surgery was performed in Tijuana somewhere...

they patched him up using leftovers from Michael and Latoya's surgeries, slapped some bondo and pancake makeup on him and kicked him out the backdoor entrance.

Or was he in an alley?

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Megan_'s picture

WTF is wrong w/ jermaine jackson?! that shit is gonna haunt my nightmares!

Shinola Shoe Polish, that's what my Dad used to shine his shoes with way back when. Jermaine must have a stash in his closet somewhere.

louise_brooks's picture

Sweet crap what the hell is that??!?!? Someone get that guy an epipen because I think he's having some kind of allergic reaction!!

This is why I like chubby guys. At least their moobs are real.

My tits are smaller than those. Does he think that's hot?

AND NO DON'T RAPE "THE HOWLING"! I love that movie and they're gonna disgrace it, waaaaaa!

Albatross's picture

Nicole's dress is hdieous. It looks too big for her.

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Auntie Mame's picture

Jermaine looks like he uses a dollar store magic marker to do his hair.

"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09

Norwaygirl's picture

Nicole has got to get herself some taller men.
Jermaine Jackson is just disgusting.

suckandfuck's picture

DUMB FUCK. JUST GOTTA DO SOME MORE PUSHUPS, WIDE PUSHUPS, DIAMOND PUSHUPS, OH GOD I WANNA DO PUSHUPS.

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

Disraeli_Ears's picture

Mental note: Add "Eva Longoria" to list of people whose sex life I'm not remotely interested in...

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anonymouscrazycatlover's picture

What's with Nicole Kidman and short guys? The way she is looming over him, but trying to scrunch herself down is sad.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
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