Monday, November 23rd 2009

Hot Slut Of The Week: Carmen de Mairena

Birthday: March 15, 1933
Age: 76
Birth Name: Miguel de Mairena

Original Date of HS of the Day: November 22, 2009
Claim to Fame: Carmen is Spain's official tranny legend. Carmen is a TV star, a chanteuse and has also been known to get down in porn movies.

Where is she now? Carmen is either wrestling tarantulas in her backyard to glue onto her eyelids or she's injecting garden slugs into her lips.
Why is she HS of the Week? Because all of us secretly wish we will be plastic-faced tranny porn stars when we're 76 years-old. It's the truth.

Posted by: Michael K


GrumpyBear420's picture

I would vote for him....she looks like a sexy beast

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lyndsaybluth's picture

Happy Birthday Linda Tripp

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me0595's picture

This bitch is my choice for Hot Slut Of The Year for sure!

Pearl_Necklace's picture

Can't hate -- takes some balls to lop off the balls. And live the life you yearn for against all odds and assholes braying about morality.

Manimal5's picture

Amy Winehouse never looked better.

Pookie's picture

The living definition of "hot mess."

Gotta admire the longevity of this beeyotch,though. And got jailed for booty pokin'...that's hardcore.

peaches80's picture

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LA's picture

Bravo! This trick is tops! Hot slut of the month, fo sho.

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Cross between a gay duck-billed platypus and a special-needs raccoon, unicorn glitter, space jizz, and massive amounts of AquaNet.

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fishsticksfan's picture

OH MAMA!! MAMAMAMAMMAMA! Goddamn. At some point you gotta give up, wash it off, put on some sweats, and watch General Hospital.

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snowball's picture

She looks like either a melted Muppet or something that fell out of Tammy Faye Baker's (god rest her creepy soul) girly hole.

Ooh, and speaking of ooky tattoos, didn't one of the Kardassians get her daddy's name tattooed on her ass? I think it was Sasquatch.
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suze's picture

Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 7:08pm.
*raises beer*
Boggles the mind you could get a semi in the face of a dead father memorial over your gfs nono.

still, arse is arse I spose.

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moomarse's picture

Nice cow..........

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I see Hot Slut of the Year written all over her/him ... unless we have some cute animal to vote for.

M.E.'s picture

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm.

Centaurious's picture

Those lips!

(S)he must have to blend her food and drink it through a straw.

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Submitted by suze on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 6:58pm.

my ex had a trampstamp that was her dead fathers initials and some racing shit, cause he was into racing. Bad place for a memorial for your father, i just pictured him rolling in his grave everytime i slapped his memorial with my half hard cock.

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suze's picture

She looks like Sharon Osbourne.

And Provy - I respectfully disagree.
It ain't about the destination - it's the ride there.
Who cares what you look like when you're 70?

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*carresses 44 yo old tramp stamp*

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Centaurious's picture

How sweet!

(S)he's posing with her sister.

Not to worry, though. They're secured by the electric fence.
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shut the smurf up's picture

He's HOT Slut material fer sure

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

suze's picture

To quote one ofmy fav shows...

Viva la Vulva!

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Provolone's picture

All prospective trannies need to ask themselves the same thing people that get tattoo's do, "How is this gonna look when im over 60 years old?"

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