Attention All Ladies And Ladyboys: All This Can Be Yours!
Over the weekend, Katie Price's cage fighting, cock tucking, cross-dressing sweetheart Alex Reid (Roxanne if you love it with lace) told the News of the World that he was going to travel to Australia to propose marriage to her. Well, I hope that sparkly engagement ring can easily be turned into a cock ring, because Katie Price quit Alex during her live exit interview for I'm A Blah Blah Blah....Get Me Blah Blah Blah.
Just as Roxanne was sashaying through an Australian airport on his way to the jungle, Katie Price said this: "I'd done a lot of reflecting. I've realized that I want to be on my own. I don't want to be in a relationship. I hope that we can remain friends. I'm not with him, no."
At that moment, Harvey Price got a jolt of the fever in him and jumped up, did the splits, jumped back up, did the moonwalk, swirled to the right, swirled to the left, did the Cabbage Patch and then shouted, "FUCKITY FUCK FUCK YES!"
Since Roxanne, like Katie, is a famewhore who just doesn't quit, he immediately queefed out this statement: "Following yesterday's surprise revelations that Alex Reid's relationship with Katie Price has apparently ended, Cage Fighter Films Ltd, with whom Alex has contractual obligations and responsibilities, would like to make it clear that he will continue with his business meetings associated with the film Cage Rage at undisclosed locations in Australia. Naturally there are ongoing telephone conversation between the couple, but Alex has no further comment to make at this time regarding the state of their relationship."
Business meetings?! ROXY STOP! Getting your prostate massaged by a ladyboy's dick doesn't count as a "business meeting." We're all adults here.
And start your watches, because it won't be long before a gorgeous-looking Roxanne (wearing the outfit above) and Peter Andre are holding hands on the cover of OK! Magazine with the headline: "Our mutual hate for Katie brought us together!"
Below is Katie's interview from last night. Skip to the 5:45 mark to watch her dump a bitch on live television:
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hahaha you do realise why's shes done that havent you? my mum has been watching this for the past week and the public have been picking her EVERYTIME to do the horrible horrible tasks like eat insects and kangaroo testicles and even though i didnt think she was smart i didnt think she was as stupid to think people still liked her after all the crap she's done in public. it looks like she'll do ANYTHING to make the public love her-thats the ONLY reason she dumped Alex!
no, i think thats a pack of cigarettes turned sideways but i does look like he has on a bra from the GAP that he plans on returning- ew gross imaging being the poor girl who gets that one! yuck!
I think it's just me but I look at this guy and 'Daniel Craig' pops into my head. Must be his body.
Katie Price - that's cold. Hopefully someone will return the favour to you.
He's still better looking than Linda Tripp, lol.
I sincerely hope if these two can't work things out *fingers crossed*, Katie's next boyfriend provides as much comedic fodder as Alex has.
I heart you my baby Loozer.
What a cold hearted cunt. Breaking up with your ladyman and saying that you have no feelings for your former husband on tv no less. She should at least care about Pete's welfare being that he's a devoted father to his children. Pete needs a real woman. I hope your breast implants pop and leak, you dirty whore.
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz9aGKMz360
The best trailer ever!
Proof positive of ATTENTION WHORE status: you break up with your boyfriend on international TV before you bother to tell him about it, just to get attention.
What a disgusting slutty twat...
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I hope Peter Andre NEVER goes back to this gang-banged strumpet: he deserves way better ladies!!
the day I saw him cry, I was hooked.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 9:41am.
Angel: I love PA, I wish she would come to her senses and beg him to come back, LOL
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Same! Cha! *I*'ll take him - she crazy letting that boy go! She got lucky to get him in the first place.
I would have said that earlier but I really did have to go to work:)
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"But I'm only 27!"
"Yeah, but that's 59 in Bunny Years."
~ House Bunny
HARF.
Oh that would be delicious!! A Peter Andre / Roxanne collaboration on this c*nt.
I loathe her and Parisite equally: if I had a choice of which 2 "celebs" to waste - it would be them.
Mmmm... TommyGirl needs to go too!
Why is this man dressed like this? I guess I missed the informational post.
He still has the price tags on the outfit (see photo, left hand side by his shoulder).
Is he planning to return it used?
I hope Roxanne tells everything to the press and gets paid accordingly. Why would someone who cares about their kids invite a relative stranger to get close to them and then just get rid of him a few months later just like that? She's such a heartless hag. Her whole life is about photo opportunities and playing mind games with her ex.
Submitted by starfishing on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 10:17am.
"...Remember when he tried to say that the face was a fake photoshop? Poor Oscar..."
Yeah! At least Alex is owning the freak!
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Submitted by MJF on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 10:16am.
Oscar le la Hoya did this look better.
http://britsandgiggles.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/oscardelahoya.jpeg
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Remember when he tried to say that the face was a fake photoshop? Poor Oscar.
Oscar le la Hoya did this look better.
http://britsandgiggles.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/oscardelahoya.jpeg
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
U.K. young 20 something's LOVE THIS WOMAN? So sad...
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Death to this bitch.
"Cage Fighter Films Ltd, with whom Alex has contractual obligations and responsibilities"
- How can I not point and laff at this and the thought that someone has to actually say this and be serious.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
I am NOT wasting 7:02 minutes of my life on that. NEXT.
oh yeah, tru dat Petey is Australian
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Angel: I love PA, I wish she would come to her senses and beg him to come back, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 9:37am.
LOL they're not Australian, just ghetto British!
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Yes and Peter Andre is the guy she was married to but split with 7 months ago - father to Junior and Princess Tiamami (or something like that)
♥ Threadkilla!
"But I'm only 27!"
"Yeah, but that's 59 in Bunny Years."
~ House Bunny
LOL they're not Australian, just ghetto British!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Here he actually looks like Katie PriceJordanChavHooker jacked up on testosterone.
OMG Bitches...if you can believe this Youtubie just made me teary for this fambly. Ugh. I needa go to work already:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g8cfdGOTW8
♥ Threadkilla!
"But I'm only 27!"
"Yeah, but that's 59 in Bunny Years."
~ House Bunny
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 9:23am.
I have a question, I dont mean to offend or anything: But, does MK mention Harvey all the time in a Katie Price post because of his condition? I mean, it's obvious the kid has medical problems(Not to mention a monster for a mother) ...But it kinda irks me to have him mentioned all the time.
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It's mostly cuz Harvey told Pete to "Fuck off" once with the utmost grace and elegance. And that he's, generally, the most interesting of the lot of them.
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"But I'm only 27!"
"Yeah, but that's 59 in Bunny Years."
~ House Bunny
Is anyone else really curious about the guy in the background behind him? I wanna know what that man is wearing. He's way more interesting than the both of them.
Harvey is the only one in that family that has any class. Scary that I know who the heck Harvey is. Scarier yet that I know who the fuck Peter Andre and Roxanne are!
Is anyone else really curious about the guy in the background behind him? I wanna know what that man is wearing. He's way more interesting than the both of them.
Obviously I'm not up on Australian television - every time I see one of these posts about these ugly people, I wonder who the hell they are.
So Katie is some famewhore that everyone loves to hate; Harvey is her kid? And he has some kind of birth defect that isn't his mother? Alex is the guy she was dating/fucking/whatever and Roxanne is Alex when he likes to dress up like GaGa, but less tastefully? And who's Peter Andre?
Did I miss anyone in this bowl of fuckery?
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Think of all the amounts of dick butter, ass jelly, nose dingles, taint cream and pit wine he has produced. (MK)
DonkeyPunched Harvey was Hot Slut of the year a couple years ago, before PP.
MK and everyone love Harvey! ♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I can't be the only one that thinks this man is HOT!
I have a question, I dont mean to offend or anything: But, does MK mention Harvey all the time in a Katie Price post because of his condition? I mean, it's obvious the kid has medical problems(Not to mention a monster for a mother) ...But it kinda irks me to have him mentioned all the time.
She said she has to think about her kids...hmmm so you needed to go to the jungle to figure that out?
What a stupid whore!
She ain't done yet , the abject misery of having the 'cruella de chav' on the front of our reds every frigging day and each time her knickers hit the stairs is sooo not over for the long suffering British public.
Kate ain't over yet !
This is what she said to Alex in the hotel room in Australia. http://tinyurl.com/ybutfjj
Wow ... dumping a bitch on live television is classsssyy. The epitome of class.
Say it ain't so Raul!
Fuck! That sucks dude! You have a Happy Holiday too man, and don't forget about your pal Dave! Take care!
Man, I sounded like my gf just broke up with me!
Have a good holiday, Raul, and hurry back! We'll miss you!
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LOL! The three of them in this clip are taking this all so seriously. It is just a silly contrived television reality show!
And she just came across as a silly insipid, shallow nitwit -- especially if it is true that she broke up with him on TV.
The HR bitch says you sluts are a bad influence on Raul so I'm taking a break for a while (till the cunt gets off Raul's back) Happy Thanksgiving and KEEP FUCKIN' THAT TURKEY! OT: I wouldn't fuck that mess with suckandfuck's dick! See ya!************************************************************************************************
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He looks extra crispy. No thanks. Ill pass.
He is an idiot, but she is truly despicable. I think I might despise her more than I do Britney, Lindsey and Brangelina combined.
For fucks sake !!! What is with the spam??!!!!!!!
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(Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 11:58am)
-I'm rolling my eyes so hard I'm looking out my own asshole. -
Alex. Yeah sure. Roxanne. NO.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Adam Lambert in another 10 years?
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Have a Happy Thanksgiving but be careful carving the Big Bird!