Dreamy's Heart Stopped Beating (Yes, Dreamy Still Has A Working Heart)
Dreamboat Doherty was forced to cancel a few gigs last month, because he was in the hospital for "exhaustion" and "breathing difficulties." Well, it seems that his heart was the bitch who had the tireds in a major way, because it grabbed a body pillow and took a long nap!
Dreamy tells NME (via The Sun) that his heart stopped beating and he had to be put on life support. You're probably peeling yourself off the floor right now after reading that Dreamy still has a semi-working heart. Yeah, we all figured his heart busted out of there a while ago and is sunning its ass cheeks on a beach in Thailand somewhere.
Dreamy explained, "If I hadn't been on a life support machine I'd have been in Ireland. But my heart stopped. It was a really strange turn of events. Obviously, the doctors' immediate thought was that it was to do with drugs but it wasn't - it was some kind of poisoning.
What happened? Well, I don't know, I don't remember. At the time I thought I was a taxi driver offering to take everyone to Elephant And Castle. I was running into the walls, making steering wheel signs with my hands. And then I just... stopped. My body just stopped.
I've always had a slight dickie heart, I was born with it. I'm fragile in there, you know?"
A DICKIE HEART?!!!? Is it hung? Does it pre-cum alot? Give it my number. It can find it in any stall at any men's rest stop bathroom from here to Gibraltar.
Dreamy swears he's not on the wrong stuff, but that "running into the walls" and "making steering wheel signs" behavior is shit my mom's cat does all the time. And that cat hits the pipe like it's part of his religion. But whatever you fart, Dreamy.
And really, it's okay to admit that the picture of Dreamy gave you the drips a little. Yes, the drips are probably your body's way of cleansing itself of seeing Dreamy in all his gory, but you still got the drips!
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This man needs a hosedown. I wouldn't want to be near that pit when he raised his arm it looks like it would smell like old gymsocks what with his face, hair and nassssty nail situation. he never heard of soap!
I got to the part where he said "It was a really strange turn of events," and could not stop laughing.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
MK, you need to make a new category called "Fucking Nasty" and file this under there.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Is that herpes on his mouth?
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
MK - I'm coming to take your weed, that's a disgusting picture and there goes my lunch. God is he disgusting, that face, hair, teeth, sores, nails, nasty nasty nasty.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 11:02am.
I really don't understand how someone like this can cheat death 45820389652065 times, yet Heath OD's once and is dead.
because as much as I loved Heath, he was a chump. I can't sleep either but you don't see me doctor shopping.
Oh...what a HANDSOME...man...?
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
This disgusting thing is still alive?
sure Dreamy, no drugs...hearts just stop by themselves all the time...right....WRONG..he took a hit of all hits, that is the long and short of it. Has this man EVER taken a bath/shower/even a ho shower, in his life. How could any human want to get with this...my skin is crawling just by looking at that pic for one second...where is the rubbing alcohol and hand sanitizer stat!!!
Submitted by Pimpcessa on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 9:46am.
angel_i
Isn't this a way old picture?
Not that he looks better now...but I don't think he looks worse, achally.
No clue Babe. He probably loves it when his old friends say "Wow, you still look exactly the same, you haven't aged a bit". Haha
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LOL! SO true!
♥ Threadkilla!
"But I'm only 27!"
"Yeah, but that's 59 in Bunny Years."
~ House Bunny
Yeah, its NEVER the drugs, God forbid...He was born with it, ha...He was probably born on drugs.
Anybody who looks at that skank arse pic of Petey needs to go on life support. I'M CODING!
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
Pus-Fuck needs to keep his dumb ass out of the news before he fucking wrecks everyone's dinner.
Are there no dentists, shampoo, fingernail clippers, soap or anti-fungal ointments in the UK? It's like someone from the dark ages took a time machine ride into the present.
The stench would be enough to send me into spasms.
Moss is a dirty bird anyway; she loves stank and stink.
"At the time I thought I was a taxi driver offering to take everyone to Elephant And Castle. I was running into the walls, making steering wheel signs with my hands."
Please, God, let there be video of this.
Oh my god....
Kate Moss can get as thin as a holy wafer and cough up diamonds...she will ALWAYS be known as the sorry bitch that mounted THIS.
disgusting!!!!!!
I cannot even describe what I would do if this THING came at me. Suicide would be an option.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
I really don't understand how someone like this can cheat death 45820389652065 times, yet Heath OD's once and is dead.
"Submitted by MJF on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 10:10am.
Sweet Jeezus!!! There is NO SAFE PLACE to rest one's eyes on that pic!!!! ACK!!! I need to clean my eye sockets with a bottle brush and some Clorox Clean-Up. All I keep thinking about when I look at those nails (aside from the obvious "Don't throw up. Don't throw up. Don't throw up." is that I've seen several pictures of him BITING THOSE NAILS!!! "
That's probably what poisoned him, his own toxic detritus.
This turd does not deserve life.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
What's this assmonkey famous for? I forget.
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GlitterKitty,
So Elephant & Castle is crack town, then?
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I wouldn't say it is particularly known for it or the dodgiest area in London but it isn't exactly Notting Hill or Chelsea either. It has lots of high rises, it's a bit grim. It's totally meh but it has got a great name.
Crack-heads seem to be the cockroaches of mankind. Nothing kills 'em.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Jesus. I physically couldn't look at that picture longer than 2 seconds before my body started convulse and itch all over.
Kate Moss must have had her snatch deloused after letting that fuckery near her.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
GlitterKitty,
So Elephant & Castle is crack town, then?
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
* Elephant & Castle: shady area (with shady pink shopping centre) in South Lundun!
It always looks like Pete is munching on cheese.
--thanks awfully--
this punk takes the term Dirty White Boy to a new level.
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
'The Felice Brothers'
lmao at snowy and bradi
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Also, I don't know what Elephant & Castle
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It's an area in London. MK should have explained that one because for anyone not familiar with this fine city it can read even more fucked up than it does already. It's a grim area despite the magical name.
Sweet Jeezus!!! There is NO SAFE PLACE to rest one's eyes on that pic!!!! ACK!!! I need to clean my eye sockets with a bottle brush and some Clorox Clean-Up. All I keep thinking about when I look at those nails (aside from the obvious "Don't throw up. Don't throw up. Don't throw up." is that I've seen several pictures of him BITING THOSE NAILS!!!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Dreamy's explanation reads like a Mad Lib excerpt.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
I wonder if those sores are scabbed up or still wet? Someone poke them.
If I hadn't been on a life support machine I would have made to to work on time
...and not forgotten your birthday
.... or cheated on your ass
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
snowy!! you genius little nekkid piece of caca!! ma use this one come THURRRRSDAAAAAY.... hate the holidays.
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
If I hadn't been on a life support machine I'd have been at Thanksgiving
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Biddle: I was thinking something along those lines and then my breakfast resurfaced.
*woah*
When he was pretending to be a cab driver, I hope he was dressed up like the Beatles for Sgt. Pepper, b/c that would be kind of awesome. Also, I don't know what Elephant & Castle is, but I would like it to be one of those giant, blow-up ball pits for kids. & maybe he could have a talking parrot on his shoulder.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
Those dreamy eyes, that pussy face. Thank you gawd for not letting the dickie heart stop....
NOT. Hahahahahahahaha
I wish he'd get his shit together because the guy really is a brilliant song writer and poet! The Babayshambels and the Libertines are excellent bands. Having said that...he looks like fucking death here!
Submitted by Secret Original on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 9:33am.
"If I hadn't been on a life support machine I'd have been in Ireland."
I think I need that on a t-shirt.
That *is* a great line.
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"Watch the face, Asshole!" -BK
Poisoning? Crack poisoning.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
Looking at his fingernails makes me glad I do not have to see his toenails.
angel_i
Isn't this a way old picture?
Not that he looks better now...but I don't think he looks worse, achally.
No clue Babe. He probably loves it when his old friends say "Wow, you still look exactly the same, you haven't aged a bit". Haha
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Can't believe that I have to start my work day with Roxanne and Pete's sores being the last fuckin thing I got to look at!
Have a good day y'all!
Isn't this a way old picture?
Not that he looks better now...but I don't think he looks worse, achally.
♥ Threadkilla!
"But I'm only 27!"
"Yeah, but that's 59 in Bunny Years."
~ House Bunny
If he hadn't been on life support he'd been DEAD!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
I bet Dreamy's lips looks exactly like Wino's snatch.
Uggghhh. Every time I look at this guy, I feel the need to bathe with a brillo pad and borax. I can't even imagine what Kate was thinking when she was with him. The sores on his face and those filthy fingernails just make me want to hurl.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
OMG, he is FUCKING DISGUSTING! UGH!
I can't believe ANYONE would have sex with that thing!
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