Tuesday, November 24th 2009

When Precious Met Alexis

At a birthday party in NYC the other night, Precious herself, Gabby Sidibe, cuddled up to the most glamorous being on every planet in the universe, Joan Collins. Since Joan is a professor of glamour, the tips of her wig and her sparkly diamonds probably broke into a sweat when she saw Gabby's puffy vest (with FAKE FUR!). But Joan kept her comments to herself and instead they talked about diamonds, gold, champagne, caviar, corporate takeovers, Persian kittens, bubble baths and how Joan was in talks for the Mo'Nique role in Precious. Hopefully, they also discussed the possibility of working together in a remake of Big Business. That is exactly what the world needs right.

Here's more pictures of Precious and Alexis along with something called a Nikki Haskell who tried to turn that party for two into a threesome.

I also threw in some pictures of Gabby at the Me & Orson Welles premiere with purdy purdy Zac Efron. Fun fact: Whenever Zac Efron says the word, "precious," a peen learns how to pucker.

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Submitted by sushi on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 12:01pm.
Okay, I retract my statement about Africa. I did a search on google and imagine my surprise that obesity is a burgeoning problem! My bad. Nevermind...
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Though obesity is burgeonning in large cities in Africa just like in Asia, truth is MOST PEOPLE FUCKING STARVE so your first comment was rather on point.

On topic: How can Joan Collins still look that good?! Really have no idea if there is room in Hollywood for an actress like Gabby Sidibe, hopefully this is not the last we hear from her.

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Thanks snowpiece! I've lost 15kg, abt 7kg more to go and alot of toning up. Think i might have lost 3kg from each of my breasts themselves. LOL. I see you've become addicted to Russell peters. Welcome to the club! His outsourced is the funniest IMHO. also, Gaga is growing on me. I think i primarily hated her cos perez associates himself with her.

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I think it is hilarious that those that say, "Oh, I hope she loses the weight now that she has found success" never seem to say, "Oh, I hope Jennifer Aniston quits sucking on cigarette after cigarette now that she has found success".

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Triscuit, not yet...I do want to read it, though... have you read it?

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I saw the movie,I cried my eyes out,too!
I want to read the book.Did you read it?

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Saw the movie and she made me bawl my eyes out.

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anyone see "Precious"?

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Mandisa and Glamberace?!

Now I've seen it all.
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She was very charming on Conan and I hope she takes better care of herself now that she has found success. She doesn't have to become skinny or even below a size 14 , but she NEEDS to loose weight because the body can only take so much.

And @ Bareleybeagle, I do genuinely give a shit, I help people lose weight as my job and I see first hand the world of hurt she has in front of her if she doesn't make some big lifestyle changes when she is young. I also believe a lot of people on this board think she is a likeable person and genuinely would like to see her improve herself. Yes there are petty people out there, but a lot care too.

She's my dark horse in my death pool.

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How did I know this whole thread would turn into one big conversation on how big Gabby is? Chirst, get over it. I especially love it when someone posts a tirade about how awful it is that she's fat, but they do it under the guise of, "I'm only concerned about her health!!!", which is complete and utter bullshit.

Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 12:42pm.
Submitted by nunya_bizness on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 11:43am.

Her mother is also quite heavy--so yeah, it is in her genes.

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I actually think it's in the shopping cart filled with shit foods...If you feed your kids shit, they will look like shit.
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ILRArmitage, I'm glad you said the truth. Any time you see a family of overweight people, someone will undoubtedly say "Oh it's in their genes." No, it's more in their kitchen. If mom is deep frying everything, using sticks of butter at every meal, eating junk food all the time, guess what? Everyone in that family will be fat.

Though I find this actress very charming and lovely, esp. after her Conan interview, she is totally setting herself up for major health issues. Even before the diabetes, the hypertension, the heart disease, the clogged arteries, the fertility issues, I can bet you her knees hurt as she walks, her back hurts from her large breasts, and her self-esteem has definitely taken blows over the years. Interesting, Monique has lost some weight recently for health issues and she says that she gets criticism for losing the weight, but she retorts back, "Do you want me dead?"

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I just read Push for the first time the other day and was taken back by how good it is. I don't think I'll go see the movie even though I really like Gabby Sidibe from what I've seen in interviews. From what I understand the movie is very BET-ized...do not want. I'd rather keep the book in my mind.

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Gabby is gorgeous next to Joan and that other thing. I love Joan but this girl seems so real. Hope she gets the Oscar and the old f.u. to all the anorexic botoxed byatches out there.

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Gabby has a cute face. If she lost a little weight that would be good for her health. That old lizard Joan is still looking good.

toni's picture

I remember hearing that Haskell was born a he, dont know if it's true but it is fun to think so.

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Weren't we all having this same discussion about a year and a half ago when JEnnifer Hudson was up for her Oscar?

How fat she was, etc, etc?

The fact is Jennifer Hudson is never (or SHOULD never) strive to be a size 2 because that is not her.

And Gabby shouldn't strive to that either, but of course she needs to lose some weight for health reasons.

But that has to come from within, not form what anyone else around her says.

Until that occurs nothing will change.

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Joan is an inspiratia to women of all sexes!

Who is Joan's plastic surgeon?

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vidz ♥ that was me that said that about Merc
I'm sure you look great, good for you
and BTW, I have 2 Russell Peters dvds coming from Netflix, lol

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I saw Precious on Letterman, she was adorable.
And she acknowledged all the actors out there that she beat out cuz she ain't one.

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Submitted by nunya_bizness on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 11:43am.

Her mother is also quite heavy--so yeah, it is in her genes.

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I actually think it's in the shopping cart filled with shit foods. Every week when I go to the grocery store, I am amazed at all the really fat parents and kids that are there with carts brimming with sodas, chips, cookies, donuts, and tons of salty, processed shit and no fruits and vegetables or fresh meats. If you feed your kids shit, they will look like shit. It is a shame to see 7 or 8 year old kids with fat rolls and double chins and 17 inch necks. Teach them to eat an apple instead of a bag of chips and send them the fuck outside to run around instead of planting them in front of a tv for hours on end.
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Louise_brooks,

I love the movie Welcome back Roscoe Jenkins. It is very silly. But everyone is funny.

Like when Monique is driving in her hooptie to the prison to "spread the word of the bible". Dressed like a hooker! Then she beats the hell out of Roscoe.

Ahhhhaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaa.

I will actually probably buy the DVD.

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As a person who has lost alot of weight and is still working on her body, I know it's next to impossible to be really happy being that obese. I have friends who are really HUGE (and better looking than Gabby) and I love them, but they are unhappy and they WADDLE and they SMELL ( yes, obese people really do)

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And I saw a whole host of them in Disney World riding around on motorized scooters/wheel chairs. It's really sad when you are so huge that you cannot walk around an amusement park.

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I did happen to catch her on the Conan show. Gabby is eloquent, intelligent, funny and lovely and I'm waiting for her movie to open here. BUT THE GIRL IS A FUCKING WHALE!

As a person who has lost alot of weight and is still working on her body, I know it's next to impossible to be really happy being that obese. I have friends who are really HUGE (and better looking than Gabby) and I love them, but they are unhappy and they WADDLE and they SMELL ( yes, obese people really do) Nobody needs to be a size 2, like somebody said Mercedes from Glee is a fine size to be. I used to be almost Mercedes' size, but it's considered obese here. Money's rollin in for her now, just you wait, Gabby will look better in no time. Girlfriend was already looking thinner on the conan show.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 12:17pm.

It's a dumb movie, but she cracks me up in "Welcome Back Roscoe Jenkins".

"Your dog is a whore!"

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Ah yes...Hollywood continues it's time honored stereotype of portraying society-wide social pathology in BLACK FACE.(THE COLOR PURPLE,MONSTERS BALL...etc.) Not saying these problems don't exist.Just annoyed at the larger social context these movies seem to reinforce.

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@dcgirl

I totally agree. We all knew of a Precious. It is haunting.

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I hope she loses some weight for health reasons, but I hope she doesn't go the size 0/plastic surgery route.

She's a talented actress and seems to have great self-esteem. I hope she goes far.

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Sometimes movies get me to reading the novels, but not usually.

I really want to read this book no matter how jarring it may be.

There are still some books to this day that affect me more than others, but I am glad I read them.

This is a story most of us see every day and don't even realize it.

And if she wins the Oscar, skinny Hollywood sluts are gonna start chasing after Krispy Kremes!

And I want Monique to be recognized as well, because I have always considered her more than just a comedienne.

She is an all-around talent, a la Queen Latifah, Whoopi Goldberg.

But please Mo...shave them legs!!!

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Thank you louise_brooks: I will stay away from it.

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Well, I din't see that coming. Precious getting the Gold Seal of Approval from Ms. Collins, herself! My my!

This IS the highest rated film on the site I steal movies from tho...so there you go.

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Submitted by MizRo on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 12:07pm.

Yeah, if the movie had that effect on you, then don't read the book. It's hard to forget.

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sushi: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tQ74IfNZmZQ/SUhpQb9fpVI/AAAAAAAAKQI/CwfQ2U2liV...

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Fast food -- the root of all evil.

Like I said before, I sympathize with people who struggle with obesity. And I do believe that yes, some people have terrible metabolisms that make it much harder to lose weight even when they eat properly.

I certainly don't want this girl to get on the Oprah Winfrey cycle where she got skinny from liquid diet and starvation. Or the Kate Bosworth and Lohan foray into anorexia. But it would be good for her if she could get her weight down in order to have a long life. Wouldn't it have been great if we could still have John Candy making movies?

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dcgirl and louise_brooks: I usually read books instead of watching the films, but in this case, I think I made a good choice. The movie devastated me, the book would probably send me to a psych ward.

And yes, as kids, you don't realize why classmates may be odd, or big, or stinky or whatever the case may be - then you grow up and realize what hell they lived.

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skinny fat on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 11:58am.
she's not getting an Oscar and neither is Kidman, Holie or anyone else you mentioned
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I never said the others would be getting a nom. I said I want them to be watching.

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6904640.stm

The fattening rooms of Calabar
Happiness Edem
Happiness believes being fat is a healthy look
In some African societies being fat remains a symbol of status and power - despite the well-known problems connected to obesity. In Nigeria, the rich can pay for special "fattening rooms" to put on extra weight.

BBC World Service's Outlook programme spoke to a couple who opted for such a service before their wedding.

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sushi: I have no idea where but I remember seeing something yesterday(?) about Africa's population getting fat because of fast food, there was a picture of a fat giraffe? I have no idea what it was for, it just popped in my head when you said that

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Submitted by sushi on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 12:01pm.
Okay, I retract my statement about Africa. I did a search on google and imagine my surprise that obesity is a burgeoning problem! My bad. Nevermind...

So is huffing human sewage, jenkem.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 11:38am.

The book is excellent and about 20 times more horrific then the movie could ever be. She is abused in every way imaginable. It's very short, but excellent.
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You're right about the book. It's a story that never leaves you. I read it years ago, and it made me realize that, as a child, there had been girls like Precious in my classes. Not all of them were large black girls; some were teeny little white girls. It still angers me that obvious signs of abuse against them were ignored by teachers and other adults. I hope there lives got better.
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I must admit, Joan looks sensational! Jeez!

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Don't know who will get Oscar nominations, but ya can bet Sandy Bullock is gonna campaign like hell.

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Okay, I retract my statement about Africa. I did a search on google and imagine my surprise that obesity is a burgeoning problem! My bad. Nevermind...

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Maybe Megan Fox will get it. I heard she was great in Salt.

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Thank you thank you thank you MK , this pic is my screen saver.
WORSHIP Joan Collins

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skinny fat: who is your guess?

she's not getting an Oscar and neither is Kidman, Holie or anyone else you mentioned.

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Sushi---what do you have against the heavy set? Are you a raging former fatty?