Tuesday, November 24th 2009

The Empress Of Lucite Turned Chace Crawford Into A Man!

I knew there was a good reason for why Chace Crawford's face always looks like heaven's rays are shining upon it while the whispers of angels pass through his golden locks. Okay, I never thought that, but I do now.

The Empress of Lucite tells Star Magazine that she used her exquisite lucite heel to pluck out Chace's plump cherry! Shauna was Mrs. Robinson to Chace's Ben Braddock.

According to Shauna, the two met at a college party in 2003 when Chace was just 18 and she was 32. Shauna said, "He was so incredibly beautiful — I immediately fell in love with him!" Chace melted into Shauna's arms and the two began a secret love affair which lasted for a year. Shauna even gave Chace a key to her lucite palace.

One of Chace's friends added, "Chace told me, 'Shauna was the first girl I ever had sex with! She blew my mind, and I'll never forget it!'"

Eventually, Shauna realized that her mission was complete and she fluttered off to continue to spread her beauty to the rest of the world. Chace went on to star in Gossip Girl and the rest is history.

And now Ed Westwick completely understands why Chace always wants him to wear a pair of lucite heels around the house.

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Mick's picture

I totally believe this story - Shauna is the only woman on earth who could turn me str8 with one flip of that elegant cooze....wait a minute, what the FUCK am I saying?

Forget that comment.

God, I 'd love to lick that treasure trail of Chace's....mmmmmmmmmmm
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Stan Hooper's picture

Hey! I believe the story! Chance experienced his first beard/hag! Its a right of passage!

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Please, please tell me that if this is true, they practiced safe sex. I wouldn't touch that lady with a ten foot poll!
Yuck!
She is gross!

GrlBhvingBadly's picture

LoL @ starfishing.

Exactly what I said...

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that story is a lie. chace is cute, never seen gossip girl.

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starfishing's picture

umm..okay!

salacious's picture

So uh, did she say who wore the strap-on? Or was it a double sided dildo?

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she's got a hermie peen prolly

She is so full of shit, maybe it was in her dreams??

chasing windmills's picture

yeah, we are supposed to believe that Chase called her a "girl"

EatYourVeggies's picture

Does this mean that Shauna is a lesbian? I think it does.

Hekki's picture

LOL at all the comments saying that's why he's gay.

Still LOL. You bitches are the best, man.

Cake666's picture

Girl??? More like ancient alien hive queen.

Tigerlilly's picture

Submitted by Golden on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 7:28pm.
Sorry, but this smells like bullshit.

First of all, I saw the little clip of her sex tape (really wish I could turn back time and erase that memory) and it did not look like she could blow anyone's mind. Second, a 32 year old mother at a "college party"--what is this Animal House?! And finally, a year long secret love affair? Please, the man is gay and she is nasty.
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DR.FUNK's picture

I'm envious...and I really hope it happened that way.Fantasy come true.Shauna did'nt always have "duck face"...and around that time her body would've been as "premium creamy" as it is now.Break-in game PROPER.

Grace Disful's picture

The only way this makes sense to me is if Shauna Sand is saying that she used to be SHAUN Sand.

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

TheBreakdown's picture

To paraphrase Avenue D...

"He's just a fag anyway!"

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Cheesus help me, but he is pretty.

*reports self, tazes self, dives into carton of gelato*

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So, did she fuck him when she was still married to Lorenzo Lamas? That would mean she was fucking an 18 year old right about the same time she was FUCKING HER HUSBAND LORENZO LAMAS AND HIS 17 YEAR OLD SON AT THE SAME TIME.

God I hate this twat...

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suze's picture

No wonder he's gay.

Tex Perkins.
Google him you dumb fuck!

I had the first thoughts as many of you without even seeing the posts ...

What in the world was a 32 year old doing at a college party?

She is only 38 now? I thought she was WELL OVER 40. She looks way beat -- and the plastic surgery isnt helping things.

Golden's picture

Sorry, but this smells like bullshit.

First of all, I saw the little clip of her sex tape (really wish I could turn back time and erase that memory) and it did not look like she could blow anyone's mind. Second, a 32 year old mother at a "college party"--what is this Animal House?! And finally, a year long secret love affair? Please, the man is gay and she is nasty.

Vermithrax's picture

BAAAAAAARF.

Albatross's picture

There's a mental image I didn't need. I'll echo what others have said: What was a 32-year-old doing at a college party?? Nasty skank ho.

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Carrie_Deway's picture

Submitted by guilty of being... on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 3:59pm.

If this chick is 38..then I am 22.

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Shit, no kidding. This makes her a year younger than me. NOT BUYING THAT.

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jk.tunamelts's picture

mmmm i like that

sunkist's picture

How utterly embarrassing. Last year I ran into a dude who was one of my firsts (3rd base in public first) and he was totally fug, had to ignore his ass. It might seem very shallow and insensitive, but dude was fuggggggg, I just couldn't.

cuntygolightly's picture

hmm yeah right
sounds more like he paid her a lot of cash to say all that shit ... she needs the cash ... and he needs people not thinking he's gay...

babybunny's picture

nasty, I would not be proud of that...she is such a skank...

SilentWitness's picture

Lawd she's ugly. What was she doing at a college party at the age of 32? Stripping?

stake_spike's picture

Random.

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Centaurious's picture

So Lucite turned him gay.

She's proud of this?
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letinstar's picture

apparently this lucited vagina gets her rocks off by molesting barely legal dudes at college parties...
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lora's picture

ohh maii garrr

snowball's picture

Doesn't anyone have standards anymore?

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Fred Flintstone's picture

Can't help but wonder if her clit is lucite as well!

nono's picture

Priceless!

TopTwitsBlog's picture

Wasn't this a storyline on Desperate Housewives?

Megan_'s picture

Submitted by squiggles on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 3:59pm.
Empress is only 38?! That is some OLD lookin lucite. Yick.

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damn! that bitch looks rough for 38! i was thinkng like mid 40's

Classless skank, at least now we know why he's a twink.

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snowpiece's picture

she needs to get to work on Taylor Lautner next...

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madam s.'s picture

Nothing sadder than a thirty-something going to college parties. I mean, don't those already get lame when you are around 21? Tops. But damn she is a beast. If I were Chase I would deny that and hope there is no photographic proof.

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LolaBella's picture

Prove it! I need to see a sex tape STAT!

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squiggles's picture

Empress is only 38?! That is some OLD lookin lucite. Yick.

guilty of being white's picture

If this chick is 38..then I am 22.

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louise_brooks's picture

Submitted by SakeBomb on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 3:54pm.

why was this skank cruising college parties at 32 years old? i guess the young'uns can't smell the desperation?

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I was thinking the same thing. I think the only thing true about this story is that on earth there are people who answer to the names Chase Crawford and Shauna Sands.