Tuesday, November 24th 2009

SANTO DIOS: OctoCrazy Is "Open" To Having More Babies

Once you're done with your turkey baster this Thanksgiving, ask a dude in your family to drop a load of baby batter into it and then send it off to OctoMommy, because she's saying that she's "open" to having BABIES!! again someday.

In an interview with GMA (via Radar), OctoCrazy was asked about putting her uterus through more torture and she responded with: "If I wanted to do it the traditional way and get married. That's like another chapter." If OctoCrazy ever gets to that bridge, she needs to jump off of it instead of crossing it.

Even if she does get married, she shouldn't even be allowed to kiss him on the open mouth for fear that she will get knocked up again. Seriously, from now on it's only Christian side hugs for OctoMommy:


And even then, she better wear a lady condom while doing it!

Image via NY Times (Thanks to Paul for the terrifying video)

Posted by: Michael K


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Kelli B's picture

This article is crap... i just saw an interview with her and she said that it was a mistake to have so many children.

I'm pretty sure that means she doesn't want more, or does it? hahaha

Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

There was a gigantic semi-sympathetic puff piece on this loon in the New York Times Sunday magazine. Why is everyone still fixating on this horrorshow? My husband is right: soon all American television shows will be about some sort of train wreck or other, whether it's morons with 50 children or women who didn't know they were pregnant or hobags acting out or famewhores dancing ceaselessly. For some reason everyone in this country is obsessed with this crap. No wonder everyone else in the world thinks we're idiots. They're right.

They're not serious with the Christian Side Hug. If you follow the youtube link, you'll see the video is tagged in the Comedy category.

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zomay's picture

If you had to enter a boxing match and needed motivation, just pretend this lady was who you were fighting.

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M.E.'s picture

Can't the State forcibly remover her uterus? She's already living on Government money, why should my tax dollars pay for her to have more fucking kids on welfare?!?!?

STOP THIS WOMAN!

Stoney's picture

Um, what makes her think she can magically get pregnant the traditional way now? Fuck this resource sucking cunt.

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putas's picture

NOTE TO CUNTOMOM: YOU ARE BARREN, BITCH! YOU ARE NOT SOME UBER MOM, you needed to be impregnated with a scientific experiment/litter. You know, the one that is still needing care? ACCEPT YOUR WOMB DOES NOT WANT.

FUCKING HELL. Over this bitch.

I take it that would be more children for Kaiser to bill the State of California for so my fucking state taxes can pay for this moron to birth them....
She is clearly a whack job-what are those kids going to grow up like?

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GrlBhvingBadly's picture

AHHHHH lmao that's a serious rap song????

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Tem's picture

Someone who doesn't want you to get a hug is making an awful lot of money off of wide eyed scared of God christian kids. Oh no did he mention Obama?

The C word's picture

Unless a Duggar comes a callin', I don't think we need to worry too much about this.

agirl's picture

So, only Christian people can do the side hug? People of other faiths, are what, humping each other as a greeting? Or is this something for comeone named Christian? Or is the rap about someone named Christian Sidehug?

*confused*

Also if the message is that violence and guns are preferable to hugging, well I agree with that.

MizRo's picture

Slap a Norplant on this crazy.

Bunnyman's picture

Not only do we have to put up with OctoTwat and her bullshit, we're going to have to hear about the kids for the next 30 years as they turn into addicts and psychopaths and make the endless talk show rounds.

But maybe they'll become commentors on this site and everything will be forgiven.

HARLEYBITCHBARBIE's picture

She's taken the money that ppl were foolish enough to give her and has spent a good deal on herself. So I would think, being the plastic surgery addict that she is, she had her meat curtains lifted and tightened. Also remember that none of these kids were conceived while doing the two backed beast with anyone!

Submitted by simoneenomis on Tue, 11/24/2009 - 11:56pm.
I feel like "Christian Side Hiug" is more offensive to God than Lil' Wayne will ever be. Just a thought ...
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Alex, anyone dumb enough to even date/marry her deserves whatever grief he gets. Yuck.

14 kids isn't enough?! I feel sorry for whoever dates/marries her.

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jamesthird's picture

I don't think she likes her vagina that much

starfishing's picture

what is the deal with these christian's now??

Hearing this makes me wish for the sweet release of hell.

Gee, I wonder how her meat curtains look?
What idiot would want a relationship of any sort with this foolish woman? She simply cannot be right in the head. Fourteen kids, no spouse or man in her life, and crazy to boot.

She's just an attention whore. She'll be a seat warmer like Phoebe Price within a year. As to a reality show -- who'd watch her? Really though, that is exactly what she wants. She wants attention, fame, and adulation. Naw, not from me.

peaches80's picture

0_0 i am doing the christian side hug from now on !
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karen's picture

supreme soviet... you said it sister... she deserves to beat down like that. i mean wtf? the duggars, the christian family, are annoying but at least they are a family. this girl has got to have mental issues. she obviously wanted to be famous and she got it by turning herself into a modern day freakshow. unfortunately for these kids they will always be known as the spawn of octomom and they may very well be teased and bullied in school. i feel sorry for them, remember they didn't ask to be born. she is a mentally ill person in my opinion and the doctors who agreed to do invitro on a single unemployed woman with no partner (male or female) is just criminal. no ethical doctor would do that. jmo

quality assmonkey's picture

THIS BITCH! 14 BAYBEHS DOES NOT = KA CHING

fucking whore bitch plastic surgery wanna be famous ass

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Kelly Ann's picture

I'm good friends with an awful lot of Christians. Even the kind that most people would consider snobby or crazy, and they'd laugh their asses off at this Christian Side Hug bullshit.

These people need to be institutionalized in the same hospital as Octocrazy.

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WindSwept's picture

Re: the Christian side hug video...

"I'm a rough rida filled up with Christ love" ...WTF does that even mean? Bit of a juxtoposition going on there - using the imagery and styling of thug life, accompanied by gun shot sound clips no less, and then you sing about Christian love?!! HA! That is a good one. Really it is.

simoneenomis's picture

I feel like "Christian Side Hiug" is more offensive to God than Lil' Wayne will ever be. Just a thought ...

Chirio's picture

not sure if Brad likes AJ to shove one their kids a milk bottle on them. what a bitch.

Coma Caca!!

KidL's picture

WTF would want to reproduce with this psycho?

Hekki's picture

Tardy to the party, but....

I TOLD YOU HORZ that this bitch wasn't done. She isn't going to be done until she is forcibly sterilized. (Which ain't gonna happen, unfortunately.) So get ready. She's out to dethrone Michelle Duggar.

You heard it here first, and you heard it here again.

Manimal5's picture

She's a fucking idiot.

jalynne's picture

how many babies for cash does she have to have before her womb gets a human trafficking violation?

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Sterilize this fucking famewhore. Nice custom-made baby table she has there. Free, was it?

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Auntie Mame's picture

If a doctor implants this nut with more slobbering welfare checks they should be thrown in PRISON!!!

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Green Is Good's picture

None of these kids will grow up to be functional, productive adults. Especially the first six she already squirted out. They've already started to learn the phrase "Work the System".

Most of them will end up in foster care. Yet more money for taxpayers to piss out on this cunt and her herd.

OHPLEAZ's picture

Ugh, I feel sorry for those kids! They'll probably grow up with serious issues, I bet they'll all end up in jail or become serial killers because they'll have mommy issues.

Supreme Soviet's picture

I hope this bitch fades into oblivion POST FUCKING HASTE.
Like every other Californian, I get sick when I see this POS with her new plastic surgery, shopping sprees, and healthcare. ON MY GODDAMN DIME.
We should have a day when all of us get a pipe and take turns beating this bitch.

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Myntee's picture

WTF was that video!
was it real or meant to be funny?
No front hugs only christian side-hugs. I don't think those douches are in danger of being front hugged by any one, espacially not me any way.
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TheBreakdown's picture

If I saw this bitch on the streets it would take an effort from God to prevent me from slapping the shit outta her ass.

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madam s.'s picture

Yeah, I'm sure she has a lot of suitors dying to get in there and procreate with her and take on her and that family. How tempting.

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nunya_bizness's picture

"I am buying babies, like Angelina Jolie...give me that christian side hug"

I'm an Independent who hates government intrusion on its citizens' lives. But for this bitch and many others like her mooching off of our tax dollars, I will come out for government-sponsored sterilization. I'm seriously fed up with people having kids despite not being able to care for them financially or emotionally.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

omg, is it bring your shank to DLISTED Day?
This one and Skeletina, back to back....

No wonder this country is so fucked up, asswipes like these get airtime but cheesus forbid Glambert kisses a dude....

FUCK ABC!

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