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When you've seen one music video with an orgy in a run down theater turned club, you've seen them all. And Glamberace's video for "For Your Entertainment" is no exception. Based on his skull-screwing, pussy-bumping, tongue-fucking performance at the AMAs, I figured he would go all out in the video. But I was a wrong.
Watching this was like a bad first date with a hot piece who makes a dried banana peel look like a regular Miss Congeniality. You know, the kind of date where you're sitting there, counting the minutes until the check comes, so you can take him to the back alley and shut his boring ass up by shoving your tongue in his mouth hole. But instead of getting some hot action at the end of the date, he sticks his hand out, shakes it and then gives you $5 for a $12 cab ride home. Time. Wasted.
So that's what this video is like. I sat here waiting and waiting for prostate blowing faggotry. Not a tingle. Not a stir. Not a nothing. He could've at least wrapped a string of anal beads around that snake. Something!
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This sounds like a b-side to a Britney record. No thanks.
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Michael, I totally disagree. You are my favorite gossip guy but I've always thought you were completely wrong about Adam Lambert. If you can't see the hotness in this video, something has short circuited in the sexual part of your brain. :) The rest is okay, just not the part that doesn't see Adam as hot...especially in this video.
The simple fact is this.
American Idol placed him 2nd because they were trying to get more bang for their buck:
Get a straight All-American star as the winner and a slightly controversial gay singer to ring up even more sales.
Well guess what?
EPIC FAIL!
Even if his album sales that does not mean he is worthy of the hoopla surrounding him. Quite frankly, his voice, stage presence/persona are vastly over-rated and it is probably too much too soon for him.
He'd be better off starting off slowly and building up but there is too much money behind him to turn back now.
GLAAD can kiss my ass!
Glambert sucks...in EVERY way!
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It's not because he's gay. I could give two fucks if he was gay or not. I'm no homophobe, I have lots of gay and lesbian friends....I just did not like his performance. End of story. It doesn't mean I'm homophobic - it means I don't like Adam Lambert.
You people who are making it about his sexuality are putting the Gay and Lesbian movement back 20 years. Why can't we like or dislike somebody for who they are as a person, not because of their sexuality/race/gender etc??
And stop putting words in people's mouth. When somebody comes out and says, I didn't like it because he's gay, then we have a problem. But nobody has said that. What I have heard is, I didn't like his song, I didn't like his voice, I didn't like his overall performance. Who are you to tell me WHY I didn't like it? Why not go on liking Adam Lambert and I will go on not liking him. No need bring the gay and lesbian issue into it, sounds to me like YOU are the homophobe. homophobe
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Girl Scouts - Maybe next time you'll buy the fucking cookies.
Why the industry is trying desperately to make a star out of this fat hack is beyond me - his screechy vocals are embarrassing as all hell, he can't dance, and he's fat and unattractive. His face is so bloated all I can wonder is what type of meds he must be on. His makeup and styling is also cheap, outdated, unoriginal, and atrocious. He basically slapped a spiked shoulderpad onto a tacky "A Night at the Roxbury" style suit. And Glambert's stage presence consists of jiggling his rolls as 30 professional dancers fill in the stage and dance around him.
Madonna pretended to be a lesbo on cable.
Glambert was on network TV.
Ricky Martin is still in the closet. Glambert is not.
His show was tired, and that is what it really comes down to at the end of the day.
If he had titilated and hit all his marks there would not be so much of an uproar.
But he was off-key and anyone blessed with that sense knows that.
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Emmatrude, they didn't hear you in Prague. Would you please repeat that? lol
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IF MADONNA AN' ALL THEM HOS HAS BEEN DOIN' THIS SHIT FOR YEARS, THEN WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THIS DUDE BECAUSE HE AIN'T DOIN' ANYTHIN' ORIGINAL OR RELEVANT! AND AIN'T NO ONE DISCRIMINATIN' BECAUSE MADONNA HAS A BIGGER SET OF MALE GENITALIA THAN ADAM DOES!
This is my take:
Adam Lambert put on one hell of a show the other night and people need to get over themselves. He's right - Madonna has been doing that kind of things for years, but because Adam is gay, people flipped. To the people who are freaking out: keep going! By calling ABC and posting rants about this, you are giving him exactly what he wants! You are giving him tons of free publicity and his CDs are flying off the shelves. Way to go, homophobes. *golf clap*
HOWEVER! I wish he wouldn't stick his tongue out when he's singing. That is just dumb.
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I started reading this site because I got tired of Perez Hilton's juvenile rants...and the hateful comments from the readers...and this site is slowly becoming, if it already hasn't, a Perez knock off (just without a fame whore as editor).
SHUT UP Y'ALL HE'S SEXY. IN HIGH SCHOOL I HAD A THING FOR DATIN' FAT DUDES THAT SHOP AT HOT TOPIC.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 9:48am.
Ricky Martin shook his bum in tight pants and open shirt and knew his target audience. Adam isn't so fat but the layers and layers of goth and nail polish was
stale months ago. Is this that vampire schtick? He looks sort of 80s Lost Boys.
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Really? Goth and vampire is an outdated schtick? Really??? Because, as far as I can tell, those are two concepts that actually sell rather well htese days... lemme see... Twilight?New Moon? True Blood? Blood Ties? Buffy the Vampire slayer? Angle? the Vampire Diaries? The Vampire's assistant????Then you've got the tv show "V" that's all about scaly, slimy, slithery shit... so no, I'd say AL is right on the money...
I mean, come on now...
Submitted by jennagirl on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 12:45pm.
Damn people, so much hate in here! I guess I am one of the few Dlisters who loves the dude.
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Me too, me too!!! can we start a club or sumthin?
All kidding aside, I like the song (did not use to, but it has grown on me) , I love the video (much much more sexy than the AMA performance) and I think AL is (a)sexy as hell and (b)a really really good singer. So there. Let the shredding begin in 3...2...1...
ps: I ofrgot to add that I am a 37-y-old lesbian so he is not doing much for me in terms of tingling-in-the-nether-regions, but still find him H-O-T when he performs...
Oh mah gaw y'all, he can back mah 4-wheeler in and out my cooter for me ANY TIME! Ah just love American Idol an' this hot chunk o' man.
He's hot. That's all.
I just click on assberts posts to read the arguments, keeps me entertained for a while
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Down with BG! They're always censoring me!!
I actually love the song and I don't think the video is bad since the boy is mad sexy. You boys always get the good ones. ;)
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Some how I managed to avoid actually listening to an Adam Lambert song until this moment. I'm sorry but...it's kinda crap. While I admire his gender-queer persona (a high profile gender-fucker is good for America!) this song is not hard enough or sexy enough.
Damn people, so much hate in here! I guess I am one of the few Dlisters who loves the dude.
And meanwhile, he's laughing all the way to the bank. For as many haters are there are, there's a thousand middle aged housewives and tweens who love him and will buy his album, tshirts, posters, etc. (I am neither. Just a straight, almost 30 something bitch who loves a man in eyeliner). Sigh.
NO!! After all the hoopla, I wanted more skin and more crotch shots in this video...
DAMN YOU ADAM.
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 10:15am.
I just love how all of the supposed 'straight' men on DListed follow one another around every post and reply to one another with the same tired messages.
Why would any straight man spend so much time on a website that focusses on dicks, celebrity gossip and Kate Gosselin's hair?
The same motherfuckers who actually go on to flirt with others here.
Please, just go back to your Nintendos and leave us alone.
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Girl Scouts - Maybe next time you'll buy the fucking cookies.
LOL! Fun thread. Good job, homo!
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i guess britney's team rejected that song.
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and take your money
Aw man, wtf?
LEEEEEEEEAVE GLAMBERT ALOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!
*MOO! BAWK! Queefs Glitter in H8RZ general direction*
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
I love this song, oh yes I do.
I feel sorry for music today. That sucked.
Definitely sounded like a Britney song to me.
Maybe if the lyrics were put to different music he could've taken it in a more interesting direction? It was a somewhat sexy song with music that sounded like it could've been a commercial jingle.
Anyway, I don't watch AI so anything I know about this guy is from what I read in the tabs. This is the first time I've heard him sing. Not impressed.
It's moustache riding time!?!?!?
And Leon's getting laRRRRger.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 11:01am.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 10:56am.
Um....WTF? What is going on in here?
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AWESOME!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 10:56am.
Um....WTF? What is going on in here?
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All the straight men are gay, the rest of us are homophobic, suckandfuck has taken to preachin' the good word and the breakdown told all the elvis lovahs to fuck off....
sooooo, SIT ON MY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 10:56am.
Um....WTF? What is going on in here?
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YER IN THE JUNGLE BABY! YER GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 10:58am.
LOL Donkey! I agree. I think Adam is hot, but he will eventually get fat lol. (Why do I feel terrible saying that?)
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LOL Donkey! I agree. I think Adam is hot, but he will eventually get fat lol. (Why do I feel terrible saying that?)
Snowy, sorry lol. I am glad to see you still love him. We always were just about the only two defending him in all those AI posts, weren't we? Haha, what are Adam Lambert fans called again? (Like, what is his version of "Claymates" and the "Soul Patrol," hahaha? Were there any other names like that for people? Horrible.)
Um....WTF? What is going on in here?
lmao at loozaahh....
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*property values and IQ scores are on the rise again*
a snake. how original. *yawn*
loozer: *guffaw*! Seriously, don't worry too much about it!
*moves to a better neighborhood*
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*turning over, getting comfy*
I am so confused by this thread that I don't know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt. I think that I have come to the conclusion that I am a Homophobic Fag with a Fetish for Straight Dudes.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 10:44am.
Very well put. ITA.
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One of the mods should lock this...this discussion is fruitless.
Of course shit-stirring must commence: "new list".
Bwahahahahaha!! *pffft*
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 10:44am.
Lol, hey Donkey. Yeah I'm not in front of a computer 8 hours a day for my job anymore. Sadness. :(
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Too bad, I need some support for my angle that if Adam was thin, it would not matter he was gay. Thin is the bottom line.