Wednesday, November 25th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Turkey And A Split Ham
Let's all celebrate Thanksgiving early by biting into Ric Flair's overcooked ham. And you can wash it all down by drinking up the curdled leche running down his thighs.
Somewhere in the world, Paula Deen is soaking in a tub full of melted butter thanking Cheesus that this was not the ham she was hit with.
Here's more pictures from The Fat Old Turkey Showdown which happened in Australia yesterday.
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i'm getting old but i swear that is 78 year old cellulite on Ric flairs legs ...time to call it quits
Squits at clock.
Head pounding...
HAPPY TURKEY DAY DLISTED SLUTZZZ!
Glad the hangover will kill the pain of dealing with the mutant relatives.
Nastiest T-Day food? That shredded carrot/jello/marshmallow abortion with pretzels, dimes and quaters thrown in for good measure.
Who's drinking? 10 am EST, and fixing my screw driver-the breakfast of champions!
CHEERS!
"Dog, you ain't seen the last of me! You better lick your ass with both eyes open!" - Mother Squirrel
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Great a fight over avies. Loves it. This is making my night reading exceptional. Keep going.
MY BOOTY HURTS
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 10:30pm.
*screeches to halt*
CNN.com has released text messages from 9/11. WTF. Who would make that public?! God!
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Are you kidding? There's a WHOLE MOVIE of 911s from 9/11. I haven't seen it cuz WTF? No thanks.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
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"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE! (wr
Have a Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. And for our non-American friends, have a nice Turdsday! ♥
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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.
Genny,
Don't sweat the small stuff.
quality assmonkey,
LMBO??? Your red swollen monkey bootie! WOW!
Sugar,
Hey-Yo!!!
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@scarf
ah, makes sense, I got tired of my stuff too
sugar....what....that frightens me a little...
thanks clarisse
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Gotta love the catfights and S&F!
Submitted by Genny18 on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 10:22pm.
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Sweetheart, I have been here since the incarnation of Dlisted. I just recently changed my name because I have turned a number of people on to Dlisted over the last couple of years and my old ID was a little too close for comfort.
*screeches to halt*
CNN.com has released text messages from 9/11. WTF. Who would make that public?! God!
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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.
ScarfnBarf, does it really matter? I mean, I've been posting like crazy for the picture caption and no one's come at me like you have about a picture. I'm 19. I pray to jebus you're younger than me because I hope there aren't professional adults in the world that give a shit about a fucking picture.
This is ridiculous and we both know it, so why is this still a problem?
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Avatar Police! LMBO!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 10:19pm.
Are you the Avatar Police?????
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Well yes, I guess now I am! I may be COMPLETELY mistaken, but I believe that picture IS TV.
*paging Captain Spaulding*
If you dangle a can of beer and flash him, TV won't even notice your avvie!
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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.
That ass makes me want to barf tomorrow Turdckin!!!!!!!!
Wait....I've been here for 44 weeks....not 8.
Yeah, it's going back up. I'm not here to start shit with anyone and if TV asks me to change it I will. I ain't gots no beef with anyone
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Gotta love the catfights and S&F!
Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 10:16pm.
Submitted by Genny18 on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 10:06pm.
I said it looked familiar, I don't really keep up with everyones avatars...before sugaroo told me, I literally had no idea it was taken. But since having a picture similar to someone else's putting me on the spot, I guess I'll change it
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THANK YOU! Now I will sleep a little better tonight :)
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You'll sleep better because you bullied her into changing it. She isn't trying to comment like TV and she didn't rip off his avvie. Unless TV has a copyright on that picture, he doesn't OWN it and anyone can use it. I have seen a few people with the same avvie on here and no one freaked out. Are you the Avatar Police?????
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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.
I'm out whores, I've got to go talk with someone. Someone who says he wants to untie my Hello Kitty boyshort panties (they have a bowtie) with his teeth.
LOL
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Christmas is around the corner!
Submitted by Genny18 on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 10:06pm.
I said it looked familiar, I don't really keep up with everyones avatars...before sugaroo told me, I literally had no idea it was taken. But since having a picture similar to someone else's putting me on the spot, I guess I'll change it
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THANK YOU! Now I will sleep a little better tonight :)
Night, all!
Happy Thanksgiving!
ESE, save me a drumstick, okay? You know I adore you...:)
C xo
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Genny!
Lord! It's just a pic...don't fret! Plus, your a female, TV won't hold it against you! (Well, he'll hold "it" against you, but not the avie thing!)
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just stopped in for a sec... see ya all later, folks!
happy turkey day!
oh yeah... i voted dlisted!
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Read all about it.
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Extra Extra read all about it
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 10:03pm.Why are you making such a big deal out of this? The two avvies are NOT the same - go and look at TV's and then look at Genny's. You seem to be the only one who is bothered by this. Why is that?
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Not the same? Are we playing the "Friggin' Difference" TMZ game? I am not alone thinking that TV is one of the wittiest commenters on this site. So stealing his avie seems a little desperate. It would be like me likening myself to MK and trying to take some of his credit for his brilliance.
Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 10:03pm.
@ EvilShoe
Have a happy Thanksgiving !!!!
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You too whore!
ESE!!!! *grabbing smelling salts*, i'm going to have to agree with this
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Hi, TV.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
I said it looked familiar, I don't really keep up with everyones avatars...before sugaroo told me, I literally had no idea it was taken. But since having a picture similar to someone else's putting me on the spot, I guess I'll change it
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Gotta love the catfights and S&F!
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 10:02pm.
Re: the avie situation. I love TV, but he strikes me as a little ornery, so if he doesn't like Genny's avie, I'm sure he will make that very clearly known...:)
i'm going to have to agree with this
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"Extra! Extra!
Read all about it.
Pinball Wizard in a miracle cure!
Extra Extra read all about it
EXTRA!"
Centy, the overdose theory works until you realize that those stupid friends of Misty's wouldn't hesitate to dime her out if they could collect the reward.
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Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 9:58pm.
How can you be a member for 44 weeks and not know? I thought for a moment that TV was effing with us, but The Capt has a much longer history than you do. Kyping someone's avie ain't cool.
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Why are you making such a big deal out of this? The two avvies are NOT the same - go and look at TV's and then look at Genny's. You seem to be the only one who is bothered by this. Why is that?
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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.
@ EvilShoe
Have a happy Thanksgiving !!!!
Sugaroo, Misty was so high when the child disappeared, she really doesn't remember anything.
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Well, I am a huge Nancy Grace follower, and what I think is she remembered that she left those kids alone and she is more afraid of Ronald beating the shit out of her than she is of jail.
I also think she might have drugged them so they would sleep and gave her an accidental overdose, although that whole crew of people is so dumb I feel that would have come out by now.
Re: the avie situation. I love TV, but he strikes me as a little ornery, so if he doesn't like Genny's avie, I'm sure he will make that very clearly known...:)
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Submitted by Genny18 on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 9:58pm.
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It's not exactly the same. But yeah - you threw me there, for a second. It's totally not the first time that's happened, tho, either.
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE! (wr
Does anyone have a refreshing thin mint?
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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.
YAY beeches! Go get'em!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE! (wr
Submitted by Genny18 on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 9:52pm.
Yeah Sugaroo told me earlier so I changed it to mackenzie phillips with a clown nose then they were like nah its cool. I actually liked my avvie so much that I felt bad changing it so i changed it back, but if its a problem, I guess I'll change it again....
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How can you be a member for 44 weeks and not know? I thought for a moment that TV was effing with us, but The Capt has a much longer history than you do. Kyping someone's avie ain't cool.
thanks sugar =/
no clue about tv's avvie, evil
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Genny18,
Well, that was cool of you to change it. I don't really see an issue with it. Isn't TV's avie something else now anyway? I can't keep up with avies. lol
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Christmas is around the corner!
I voted and left a comment also, asking them why isn't DListed mentioned among the blogs.
I love DListed and love Michael K.
I'm surprised TMZ is not mentioned also!!! TMZ is a huge powerful old blog, I don't understand it.
They also didn't mention JustJared and TheSuperficial and ONTD ( OhNoTheyDidn't ) !
Genny - it isn't exactly like TV's and if you like it then keep it. Sheesh, people, give the kid a break!
Centy - I think the father (Ron) knows something, too, but why he would protect that little skank is the question. They just said on Nancy Grace that there's the possibility Misty was so high when the child disappeared, she really doesn't remember anything.
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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.
Yeah Sugaroo told me earlier so I changed it to mackenzie phillips with a clown nose then they were like nah its cool. I actually liked my avvie so much that I felt bad changing it so i changed it back, but if its a problem, I guess I'll change it again....
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Sugaroo, Did Centy pass out?
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LMAO when I saw this!
Just about...and also, I thought you meant Misty Croslin's HUSBAND, the father!
I am convinced he knows something.
I just read what you wrote wrong.
Not surprising, as I've been guzzling wine all evening!
What the hell is this poll? Piggez is more popular than Gawker? I seriously think not. Where is Dlisted? Tina Fey shouted out for Dlisted in TV Guide, for Crissake! I've never even heard of 3/4's of these sites, and I have no fucking life!!!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Genny, just hit your "ignore" button. We know you didn't do anything shady.
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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.
Submitted by Genny18 on Wed, 11/25/2009 - 9:48pm.
I'm not trying to be anyone but myself.
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Did you know that the avie belonged to someone else? Just wondering.
I don't know what I would think if another whore showed up with Shia's gorgeous mug as an avie. Not that they would. lol
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Christmas is around the corner!
david Letterman- Staff fucker
Can I just tell you that for the last few weeks I have enjoyed looking at you? Sexay gap there DL!
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Christmas is around the corner!
I'm not trying to be anyone but myself.
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Centy is alive!
Nah, this douche got himself arrested because he was caught with tons of Oxy. Nothing to do with Haleigh, sadly.
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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.
That website is BS! Perez is probably bribing them.
I wrote in Dlisted and left a comment.
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Christmas is around the corner!