Friday, November 27th 2009
No, They Are Not Licking On Each Other's Parts
Orlando Bloom and Jennifer Aniston were on the same flight from LAX to Heathrow the other day, and when they landed they sped off in the same van. Orlando doesn't have to worry about Aniston showing up to his house in the middle of the night wearing a wedding dress and carrying a cat dressed as a priest (Father Meow Meow), because the two are just fweeeends.
They were both making their way to Morocco to attend the re-opening of some hotel on Thanksgiving. Orlando met Miranda Kerr, his current taint bumper, there. So Bloomiston doesn't exist for now.
Fishsticks Paltrow (sans her cunt of a husband) was also in Morroco to ruin the party for everyone by looking like a flaccid penis with a long foreskin problem.
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hehehe. What do you think of Fishy's ensemble? I'm hating the way it emphasises her boxy waist. I mean being all skinny is one thing, being skinny with no waist and showing that off? *shakes head* Uh, no.
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I hope Orly had his flea collar on....
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Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 11/27/2009 - 5:10pm.
You had left the dog house so you were out of his jurisdiction.
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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.
Sugar, BWAH! *calling sanitation department*
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Wouldn't the dogcatcher have jurisdiction?
Or at the very least, the Roto Rooter guy?
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Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 11/27/2009 - 5:01pm.
Sugaroo, I needed it to wash the dog.
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*crawling out of doghouse and into filthy gutter*
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BWAH! *calling sanitation department*
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Sugaroo, I needed it to wash the dog.
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*crawling out of doghouse and into filthy gutter*
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Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 11/27/2009 - 4:32pm.
Sugaroo!, kicking Centy in the ass and taking away liquor bottle
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LOL...thanks, I needed that!
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I would have washed out your mouth with soap but I needed it to wash the dog.
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I'm just kidding. I think Gwynnie's got a little something, and I think she's pretty too, but a tad overrated.
Just like Maniston.
But whatevs.
We all have faves we don't dare proclaim aloud!
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Breakdown!!!, But fret not, you won't be in hell alone!
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LOL...thanks for the support!
It's been my secret shame for 15 YEARS...it feels good to come clean, it's like going to confession.
Or a shrink! :)
I do think she's a douche in real life, though..I just like her looks and style.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Centaurious:
You'll rot in hell for that confession!
What has Gwynnie-poo done?
Let's see...
Win an Oscar she did not deserve because of nepotism.
Marry a rocker and shrink his creative juices.
Make raggedy ass movie after another?
Hmm, SO much to love.
But fret not, you won't be in hell alone!
We'll be there too but for different reasons!!
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Sugaroo!, kicking Centy in the ass and taking away liquor bottle
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LOL...thanks, I needed that!
*it's still true, though...I don't believe I have ever admitted it in public...I am afraid of stoning, or at the very least, tarring and feathering!*
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
What are those, like, a locket and amulet around Jen's neck?
The amulet's filled with fertility oils from her local tarot card reader, and the locket has a picture of Brad and Norman.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
*kicking Centy in the ass and taking away liquor bottle*
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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.
Black Friday confession:
I love Gwyneth...I think she's gorgeous and classy, I've loved her for years...
Her dumb website doesn't even annoy me!
*cowering*
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Why would you go to the re-opening of a hotel in Morocco ? Some rich sheik must be paying these three bitches some good bucks for their " Star power "......
BootsieBug!
I am back after taking a nap. And yes, I WAS away committing Greek fuckery today and the working title for today's HC is...
"Greek Mothers Are Evil (The Sexth Sense)"
I am glad you enjoyed that one. I had a fun time writing and living that one! ;)
We don't do PG OR PC here and you can quote me on that!!!
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Oh, she better not! All I have left in this world after Heath Ledger died is my Orlie! *sniff* I always had a hard time deciding between those two.
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Christmas is around the corner!
Wait - are you telling me that Maniston doesn't have a driver come get her at the airport - she shares a freakin' van with other people??? Is she heading to bankruptcy??
To reinforce just how fake she looks, check out Fishsticks next to some women with natural hair, skin and bodies.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/33966
As for Blandistan, I have one word: Chin. No, I have another one: Cellulite. She hides it well, but some pics from her last movie with Butler show the dimple thighs beginning.
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Fri, 11/27/2009 - 1:21pm.
Has JA really ever been notable in any of her movies? Even "The Good Girl"?
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Well, she was notable to ME in "He's Just Not That Into You". I was like, AW! You're not the LOOOOOOSER! That's cute:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
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Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Fri, 11/27/2009 - 1:21pm.
LOL, I am no Jenaloonie, the only role she ever played was Racheal Greene.
However, Anniston was kida ok in Transformers!!
Bwaaahaaahaa
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Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today...
Whoa! I slept for 12 straight hours, I think I was comatose....
On topic : Jen looks so much younger then 40. And I wish Gwyneth would stop with that "pencil straight" hair.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 11/27/2009 - 11:45am.
How is this news?
Does anyone care about any of these bitches?!
Omg, TB if you are still here and not out commiting some Greek fuckery- I read your Heaux Confessionals from yesterday. MMMmmmm good is all I can say,it was THE highlight of my day. I recently had a naughty, not PG rated dream about you
*drools*
*dies of embarrasment*
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Submitted by BootsieBug on Fri, 11/27/2009 - 1:16pm.
JA was sooooo good in The Changeling, "I waaant mah son baaack.
Simply riveting performance that should garner her lots of Oscar talk.
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Wow, I started reading "JA was sooo good in..." and couldn't believe my eyes - until I read the rest of the comment. LOL.
Has JA really ever been notable in any of her movies? Even "The Good Girl"?
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
JA was sooooo good in The Changeling, "I waaant mah son baaack.
Simply riveting performance that should garner her lots of Oscar talk.
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Instead of going slow we should be pickin' up the pace:
Like this:
Rock and roller
Coca Cola
Hot like soda
Rollin' like a boulder
Dancin', prancin', mic enhancin'
Just give me a chance, and girls, I'm romancin'
Understand it, underhanded
Leavin' you stranded, runnin' like a bandit
Yo, young money, in my hands you're putty
I'm pickin' up the pace and rockin' the mic
Yeah, buddy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu0cXTJ_SFQ
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE! (wr
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 11/27/2009 - 12:52pm.
OMG!! Aniston is wearing the Billy Bob & Angie vials of blood around her neck!!!!
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O and yes. We do it on purpose:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE! (wr
OMG!! Aniston is wearing the Billy Bob & Angie vials of blood around her neck!!!!
Haha! Orlando causes Fishy to make Telemundo face!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE! (wr
Submitted by peaches80 on Fri, 11/27/2009 - 12:13pm.
I NEED ANSWER AND SUBITO
A) WHY IS ANISTON RELEVANT
Because St. Angie drinks her tears for breakfast.
B) IS SHE CONSIDERED BEAUTIFUL??????
Depends on who you talk to. I think she's attractive but not "beautiful" per se.
C) WHY IS IT NEWS WHO THE HELL IS SHE HAVING SEX WITH ?
Becuz she's STILL IN LOVE WITH BRAD AND WE ALL KNOW IT!
D) DOES SHE DO THE UUUUUUUH I IZ SO RONERY POOR ME ON PURPOSE ??
She doesn't. We do that for her:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE! (wr
Submitted by carefreea on Fri, 11/27/2009 - 12:28pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/27/2009 - 12:05pm.
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Am I the only one who reads his surname as Trainwreck?
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Nope! You're NOT alone! That's why I love him! He's perfect for her!
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE! (wr
Celebs in a van. Riveting.
However, MK's comments slay me! "Father Meow Meow". Hee hee hee!
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 11/27/2009 - 12:16pm.
Submitted by anon on Fri, 11/27/2009 - 12:01pm.
and Mk why haven't you noted that
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because he's hung over like 90% of americans today?
oooooh are you thinking what I'm thinking?
hahaha!!!! Good point!!! wishing all you usa peeps a happy recovery black friday...off to find some wherewolvey/vamps in Züri!
All of these Jen posts are slowly turning me in to a Jenaloonie, or anal-anfan, or whatever they are these days. She always looks great, holds her head up high and just does her thing.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/27/2009 - 12:05pm.
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Am I the only one who reads his surname as Trainwreck?
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Love the body language between Kerr and Bloom. It's all about her.
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Slow news today.. I'll have to go back to my email draft detailing family T-giving drama. And there was LOTS.
And Miranda Kerr (how funny if the spelling was 'cur?') has such an adorable face. She is the cutest Victoria's Secret model.
Sorry to be off topic but......
WTF is GMA thinking? Replacing an overly sexual performer with a wife beater? WTF
http://www.imnotobsessed.com/node/65431
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