Friday, November 27th 2009

Open Post: Hosted By Sting

Usually raggedy beards don't give me the tingles, but there's something about Sting's facial pubes that is rubbing me the right way. It could have something to do with the sink full of greasy pots and pans that I've been avoiding all day. I obviously need Sting's Brillo pad beard in my life right now. Sting would just have to stick his head in my sink and shake shake shaaaaaake.

Here's Sting looking like the sessiest hobo on the beach in Rio the other day. You know you'd put your coin in his cup. I don't know what that means, but if you read it while shimmying your titties it sort of sounds sexy (not really).

Posted by: Michael K


chinlee3's picture

Just let him flippin' GO AWAY. PLEASE.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 10:00am.

Shit! When is Christmas going to come already so these spammers stop!

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Usually around Dec. 25. ;-)

I guess after Christmas we'll all be seeing "Valentine's Day is just around the corner!"

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"Christmas is around the corner." Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 10:05am.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 10:03am.

Thanks :) I missed TV here? Awww man!

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Yes, he was here last night. Getting over an eye infection but drinking himself blind. His words. That's why we love our TV!

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 10:03am.

Thanks :) I missed TV here? Awww man!

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Christmas is around the corner!

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 10:02am.

For some reason, KittyMuffin tried its best to get in TV's face last night and when he finally reacted, it got all defensive.

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Submitted by kittymuffin on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 1:31am.

Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 1:13am.
Kittymuffin, toke on something honey! :)

It takes time to jump into a culture. Most of the time you have to observe for a bit before jumping in, its a process. At least that's what my Business Communications class taught me. :p I know you said you've been here for a while but start posting a little at a time then you'll be fine. :)

really?..is this like kindergarten
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Wow, you are a raging bitch, aren't you? Damn

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Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

What is Sting doing with Chaz Bono in the photo?

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Sting also appears to be a homosexual.

Discuss!

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Sting looks nasty.

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Submitted by kittymuffin on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 1:31am.

Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 1:13am.
Kittymuffin, toke on something honey! :)

It takes time to jump into a culture. Most of the time you have to observe for a bit before jumping in, its a process. At least that's what my Business Communications class taught me. :p I know you said you've been here for a while but start posting a little at a time then you'll be fine. :)

really?..is this like kindergarten

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YES!!! eheheh YES IT IS!!!

but without the arrowroot crackers and apple juice.

:)

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Sting looks ok although other photos have revealed tinymeat.

But if Sting is a good bb bottom then tinymeat need not be a liablity!

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I'll pass on that tantric sex, thank you very much.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 3:10am.

Times a hundrety eleven back atcha ♥

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Das right, hunny! She busted up HIS car with HIS golf club AND messed up his face and now she's gonna take his MONEY too! VIVA CHOLA REESE! -- angel_i

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 3:08am.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 3:03am.

*heart skips a beat*... awwww ♥♥♥

Night TV, it was awesome to see you here tonight! I'll see you soon, mkay? Take care of yourself and sweet dreams!

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Das right, hunny! She busted up HIS car with HIS golf club AND messed up his face and now she's gonna take his MONEY too! VIVA CHOLA REESE! -- angel_i

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 2:50am.

Always more fun not being the responsible party!

on that note, I must bid adieu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llLWtvpPz7A

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 2:45am.

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 2:41am.

alarmed? I was just renting a car!

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lol! I promise I'd keep her far away from it! She learned her lesson about being a naughty teen and makes much better decisions these days! God it was funny at the time, though. Not to the parental units, but I might have let out a giggle or two!

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Das right, hunny! She busted up HIS car with HIS golf club AND messed up his face and now she's gonna take his MONEY too! VIVA CHOLA REESE! -- angel_i

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Submitted by Chirio on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 2:43am

nite, lil monkey!

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Aww Nighty night Chirio! And sweet dreams!

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Das right, hunny! She busted up HIS car with HIS golf club AND messed up his face and now she's gonna take his MONEY too! VIVA CHOLA REESE! -- angel_i

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 2:41am.

alarmed? I was just renting a car!

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NIGHT/MORNING ALL! I'M OFF TO SLEEP! SEE YA LATER!
HUGS!! THANK U M2C FOR THE SAMMICH

Coma Caca!!

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 2:30am.

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 2:26am.

curly hair? she can have angle's spot!

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Oh, no-one could take our angles spot! Of course, the sis once drove a car (was underage and had no license) into the front of a convenience store. Broke out all the windows, caused masses of damages. She might have been high on LSD and pot at the time. So.... I'm sure she'd fit right in!

She's not the wild child she once was though, now. In case I might have alarmed you!

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Das right, hunny! She busted up HIS car with HIS golf club AND messed up his face and now she's gonna take his MONEY too! VIVA CHOLA REESE! -- angel_i

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nighty peaches!

Coma Caca!!

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 2:26am.

curly hair? she can have angle's spot!

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Night sweet peaches!

*hands Chirio a sammich*

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nite, peaches!!

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 2:14am.

If she can't have fun with the group that's going, you should check to see if you're really related.

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So true! Really, I'm doing what I can to get my ass over there! I'd prefer not to involve her in my dlsited shenanigans, but she's good fun and I think she'd love all you crazy monkeys as much as I do!

Having said that, her hair is really curly and no one else in my famibly has that...

*hmm... finger on chin.. gazes skywards*

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@ chirio
me too and i am sleepy
sweet dreams chirio , see ya later !
nighty :)
xoxoxoxoxox
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i'm hungry

Coma Caca!!

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MY SWEETHEARTS
IS BED TIME FER ME !!!!
LOVE YOU ALL
KISSES AND BUNNYS
TO ALL

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 2:10am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 2:01am.

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 1:57am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 1:50am.

Let me know asap, you have any idea how long it takes a blond Irish guy to grow bigass muttonchop sideburns?

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*swoon*

You'll be the first to know, bebeh! I'm trying to talk the sis into coming to NY with me, so I can ditch her there and fly to Vegas for a few days! I'm dangling the bait as we speak!
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We have room for 2 Aussies!!!! And I can show y'all the amazing sights in New Jersey. How y'all feel about strip joints?

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How do we feel about strip joints? RIGHT AT HOME!!!

But then I'd have to explain how I know all you freaks and she might never speak to me again!! Kidding, she'd LOVE you. She's a really funny bitch. Maybe I should ask her to come too!
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If she can't have fun with the group that's going, you should check to see if you're really related.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 2:01am.

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 1:57am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 1:50am.

Let me know asap, you have any idea how long it takes a blond Irish guy to grow bigass muttonchop sideburns?

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*swoon*

You'll be the first to know, bebeh! I'm trying to talk the sis into coming to NY with me, so I can ditch her there and fly to Vegas for a few days! I'm dangling the bait as we speak!
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We have room for 2 Aussies!!!! And I can show y'all the amazing sights in New Jersey. How y'all feel about strip joints?

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How do we feel about strip joints? RIGHT AT HOME!!!

But then I'd have to explain how I know all you freaks and she might never speak to me again!! Kidding, she'd LOVE you. She's a really funny bitch. Maybe I should ask her to come too!

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 1:57am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 1:50am.

Let me know asap, you have any idea how long it takes a blond Irish guy to grow bigass muttonchop sideburns?

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*swoon*

You'll be the first to know, bebeh! I'm trying to talk the sis into coming to NY with me, so I can ditch her there and fly to Vegas for a few days! I'm dangling the bait as we speak!
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We have room for 2 Aussies!!!! And I can show y'all the amazing sights in New Jersey. How y'all feel about strip joints?

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

MyTwoCents's picture

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 1:50am.

Let me know asap, you have any idea how long it takes a blond Irish guy to grow bigass muttonchop sideburns?

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*swoon*

You'll be the first to know, bebeh! I'm trying to talk the sis into coming to NY with me, so I can ditch her there and fly to Vegas for a few days! I'm dangling the bait as we speak!

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Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 1:51am.
Wiiiiiiilsooooooooooon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 1:43am.

Noice! I'm glad that we are commemorating this most elegant moment in history!
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I blame 80 proof Smirnoff vodka and MK. :D

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kittymuffin's picture

oh look sting is at the beach

Carrie_Deway's picture

Toke? Vegas? I'm all in. I'm a Vegas Virgin!

But first...back to bed. First time wasn't successful. And I don't mean it like THAT. Jesus.

Nite!

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"Christmas is around the corner." Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!

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Wiiiiiiilsooooooooooon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 1:48am.

Let me know asap, you have any idea how long it takes a blond Irish guy to grow bigass muttonchop sideburns?

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 1:43am.

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 1:26am.

And what do you mean IF you make it to Vegas? I don't get my Elvis '68 comeback special jumpsuit drycleaned for just anyone!

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Gasp! TV you just made my night! omg! If there's the slimmest chance I can do it, there's NOTHING that would keep me from seeing that!!

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Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 1:42am.
He looks a lot like Jeff Bridges here or the serial killer guy from Silence of the Lambs.
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I thought he looked like Tom Hanks, sans Wilson.

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M2C!!!!!!!!!!
i almost choke , HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THAT'S HOT !!!!!
chola resse is one hot slut fer sure !

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 1:26am.

And what do you mean IF you make it to Vegas? I don't get my Elvis '68 comeback special jumpsuit drycleaned for just anyone!

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"