Friday, November 27th 2009

Elin Nordegren To The Rescue

After Tiger Woods crashed his Escalade into a fire hydrant outside of his house, his wife came running with a golf club to rescue his ass. The Police Chief told AP that Elin Nordegren used the golf club to smash out the SUV's back window to get Tiger out of there. When the ambulance arrived, Tiger was laying in the street with his wife over him.

TMZ also says that right before the accident, Tiger and Elin had a fight of words. Hmmm...I wonder if their argument had something to do with Tiger possibly doing down low sexy times with rising homewrecker to the stars Rachel Uchitel? That would explain why he was running out of there at 2:30 in the morning like the devil was trying to nibble on his ass lips.

You know, something in the milk ain't clean about this story. Maybe Elin was trying to beat the whore out of Tiger and chased him out of the house? Or maybe after Tiger crashed, Elin went out there to save his ass, because she needs him to bring in more cash before she drops divorce papers into his lap? Whatever the case may be, Elin does not play around and Tiger better watch his ass.

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Get him,Rachel!

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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 11:49am.
Yeah Mizro, women cheat too, the thing is, if you don't respect your partner enough to be faithful and truthfull to him/her.. why don't just leave?
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That's my line of thinking. I know divorce is hard and expensive and yada yada, but cheating is so disrespectful. And I've known people who've gotten married with no intention of being faithful to the spouse from the beginning. I just think people need to grow the fuck up before they legally bind themselves to other people. Marriage is not mandatory.

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Oh MK you're always right.

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Thanks Centy! I bet you are a hottie too!

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MizRo is leaving?!

And I was just about to pull out my 'draws and boots and search for a stripper pole!

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Happy Birthday, Miz Ro!! Have a great brunch, have a Bloody for me... xxoo

David Letterman, you will find a great girl, you are so smart and funny and I can tell that you are sexy! :)

*taking doggies to grooming at Petco*

Back later for cocktail hour!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MIZ RO!

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Thanks Chirio! *dancing*

Have a great day all, now I really have to bounce.

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MizRo:

Happy Birthday!

I have ALOT of green sugar today. A gift from the Greeks! Damn are they generous with their booty!

OT: Once when I was a younger and fresher burgeoning heaux, a date got physical with me and I called the cops.

And I am all for self-defense but sometimes you can't win and you gotta call the po-pos.

But if I'd had a club like Elin?

Sheeeeit!

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Excuse me while I say somethin!! Mizro happy bday!!

Ok back OT...ummm yeah

Coma Caca!!

MizRo's picture

Gracias amorcito Pleco!! Lo agradezco dulcura. *besote*

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*Hijacks thread, slamming Tiger Woods' escalade right onto his cheatin' skank*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MizRo!!!! Besos y abrazos

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Bottom-feeder.

MizRo's picture

David letterman: no apologiy needed honey - I completely understand your pain. Once again, I hope you meet someone worthy of your love and fidelity, you sound like a lovely man.

Chirio's picture

Men and women have the "whore/cheat" button.

Coma Caca!!

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Can't wait for the read Triston! It's my birthday today babe - I am supposed to be getting ready for brunch and I can't tear myself away from here - I just want to relax today...

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Thanks MizRo. I didn't mean to sound like a dick if I did. I am just "sensitive" right now over cheatin peeps!

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MizRo!!

Yeah, that was a classic night, but the followup is entitled, "Greek Mothers Are Evil (The Sexth Sense"

OT: I bet his handlers rework her prenuptial agreement to entice her to stay since his endorsement deals get fatter the closer he is to the image of a family man than random athlete skank.

Which most of them are anyway!

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Breakdown, honey - let us watch and see; this will be very interesting (as was your Greek night out..." Hmmmmm...

MizRo's picture

DL: no, no, no, no!!!! No sexual divide intended dl!! Please, don't even think that I think that.

There are tons of people of both sexes who don't know WHEN AND HOW to walk away.

I am sorry about your ex - truly, but see, THAT'S a USER! Your ex was a user: I wish you better luck and healthy love! *muah*

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I'll never understand anyone, man or woman, that meets someone and then decides to give up their own goals and dreams and just hand over their existence to someone else.

Have and do your own shit. The more say you have in you, the better you can call the shots.

It will be interesting to see what she does because she already had money before she married him.

Will she stay or will she bow down?

With the amount of money she could get, she could clone his ass, bring that home.

Her chirrenz would not be the wiser.

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Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 12:02pm.
Chicks don't always talk about it DL... And once again, if he feels that way, leave! He has children and his relationship, engagement and wedding to his wife were publicized!!

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Not tryin to pick a fight here, but your earlier post was all about guys and how they do things to make women fall out of love, while guys cheat and are able to turn off the love.

My comment was- BOTH girls and guys are capable of cheatin, both sexes are capable of the same exact bunch of lies. Maybe I am takin your comment wrong, but you make it seem like dudes are guilty of bad behavior, while the chicks are only cheatin because the dudes drive them to it.

No big deal, really, you just make it sound like one sex has a reason for cheatin while the other don't

My girlfriend stayed with me cause I was payin the bills, but felt like fucking another dude behind my back. I only found this out after I decided to go back to work and left town. She laid guilt on me for leavin town to get a job, but now come to find out she was fucking someone else all along, and I was the dumb bitch in the situation not knowin a god damned thing. I had thought we were happy. So dudes ain't the only ones to fuck women over. women do plenty of it themselves,

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 9:58am.

Submitted by LuxLuv on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 9:22am.

Working a "Black Friday" SUCKED!!! And this lil' 'ho WAS nearly trampled.
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Guurrl, I've worked Black Friday many times, that shit is real!

I was a manager at Michael's on duty on Black Friday and this Bridezilla came in to return wedding things (on Black Friday!) without a receipt and wanted cash back. Nope. I was nice, told her I would even go look up the journal tapes in the office to find it to help her but didn't find it. She whacked out over not getting cash - but credit instead and told me she hoped my baby died. I was pregnant. I ended up having to call the cops on her.
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The cunt was a shoplifter. When they get angry, that's a shoplifter. Having worked retail, I can smell a thieving cunt at 10 paces. No receipt? Fuck off.

Thank god for video surveillance.

EDIT: What stupid fuck doesn't know if you don't have a RECEIPT, you get store credit.

"This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers". (Randall from Clerks)

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Submitted by vidz on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 12:17pm.

@angel_i
S'pore as 4 million people, but they all hang out at the same place, and somehow all the indians here (10%) are related to each other.
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LOL! It must be bustly over there with 4 million people flowing in and out of the same place! But I can imagine it, especially with the universities...it's funny how some cultures are all about getting away from each other and others are all about staying on top of each other....

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@angel_i
S'pore as 4 million people, but they all hang out at the same place, and somehow all the indians here (10%) are related to each other. Everyone of my cousins have been caught with their bf/gf. And it's really hard to fuck people and remain anonymous, since there 3 unis, and the indians studying there pretty much know each other. I have personally known 3 times where hey were bitching about the brides at weddings. Shit like "she's fucked half of singapore and now acts like such a pathani (chaste woman) or "this was the girl who was sleeping with my nephew and left him for this guy".

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Let's see what's next --
Total white-wash by lawyers/pins it on "the media"

"Repsect our/their privacy" statements

Desperately down-played trial seperation

"Working on our family (while the lawyers are still working 'round the clock)"

Media dies down/a new douche captures our hearts

Obviously forced "happy family" photo ops

Divorced in less than 2-5 years.

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Submitted by putas on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 11:55am.

ubmitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 11:47am.

Haha! I lived on an island in the caribbean for 2 years and it was a LOT like that.. everyone up in your business. We called it 'the coconut telegraph'.
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LOL! That's funny. We never had a name for it...in NFLD (not where I was but I would visit my grammy for longish periods) it was just that "the walls have eyes, dontcha no?" was a popular expression.

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Chicks don't always talk about it DL... And once again, if he feels that way, leave! He has children and his relationship, engagement and wedding to his wife were publicized!!

It is indeed a small world: I have met people I never wanted to see again in the unlikeliest of places across the world!!

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Conspiracy Theory: Woods has long been rumored to be gay (friends of mine in the hotel biz told me--separately and repeatedly--about late night boytoy visits to his room).

Seems like the perfect escape plan for everyone. Public drama, allegations of cheating, etc. Your secret is then safe.....?

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I dunno ladies. I have never cheated on my girlfriends. but I have been cheated on. Seems that the porch door swings both ways..

Chicks have a way of explaining away the reasons they cheat. "Oh he did this, he did that" Well maybe dudes feel the same way "She did this, she did that"

Tiger is in the woods now! Dumb fucker! Chicks always talk about the dudes they screw. That is the favorite chick pastime- "Oh Tiffany, guess who I fucked? But don't tell anyone, I am only tellin you" and then after 10 phone calls later, the whole world knows!

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stsu & putas: leaving is the best option, but some people want their partner AND their lover! *SHAKING HEAD*

putas: I start to get fed up at about 5 years too, and the warnings are issued for the next 2 years along with my TRYING to make things work... by the 8th year I have fallen OUT of love and I leave. I have never wanted nor had children, thank the heavens.

stsu: some people want the best of both worlds.

ubmitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 11:47am.

Haha! I lived on an island in the caribbean for 2 years and it was a LOT like that.. everyone up in your business. We called it 'the coconut telegraph'. I was AMAZED at how fast news traveled. For a city girl used to anonymity it was hell on earth.

ubmitted by MizRo on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 11:45am.

Ha! Me too. But my attention span is usually @ 5 yr mark (uh oh.. mr. putas is on notice..he is a year past his sell by date:) but that's true. I only cheated twice (before I got married) but ended it right after it happened thinking it was a sign i needed to get out. I figured it was my way of forcing an end to a stagnant situation.

But with kids involved.. well, that takes a little more consideration. Tiger might have wanted to avoid a payout/divorce but looks like he'll have one now. I just think his wife really made a misstep with the assault- that will come back to affect her in terms of a custody arrangement., Uh oh.

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Tiger is Saturday's lolcat of the day.

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Yeah Mizro, women cheat too, the thing is, if you don't respect your partner enough to be faithful and truthfull to him/her.. why don't just leave?

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 11:25am.

It's easier to get caught than it used to be.

The internet can fuck up a skank's even best laid plans!
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It's the Global Village. It's like when I was a kid and we lived in a VERY tight community (I used to say I was a little village girl from a big city) and you couldn't get away with ANYTHING! Cuz even if you trusted a person with a secret there was always 1. someone spying 2. someone who could crack them or 3. someone they'd get carried away with and tell by accident...basically, if anyone saw you do anything, everybody would know eventually...

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putas: I know! It blows my mind that men, yes men, seem to be able to turn off their "love" and descend into the bowels of their id and give in to temptation even if their significant other is the person they chose to marry.

Women cheat, yes they do, but I can tell you from personal experience it mostly happens because my man has chip-chip-chipped away at my patience, love and understanding to the point where I have fallen OUT of love. I also have a short love-span: 8 ytears and I am done, for some reason. Not once nut several times - I always leave too.

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OMG, this is so much more satifying than watching politicians wives standing next to them looking at them adoringly as they admit to being cheating assholes. That always makes my blood boil.

As soon as I heard about the accident, I thought of what I read here yesterday about Tiger's alleged cheating. Once the news of the golf club came out, I was positive he was escaping his pissed off wife when the accident happened.

I wonder if she would have acted differently if she was from the US? Fuck those bitches who take this shit laying down and it goes on and on while they act like nothing is happening. How funny is it that she went after him with a golf club? I guess he's lucky he isn't a race car driver. I could just see Elin chasing him down the street at full throttle.

I'm glad he wasn't hurt, but I can't wait to see how this all plays out now that all this shit is coming out.

I have mixed feelings about women marrying famous celebrities/athletes. With all the women and attention that are thrown at these guys, is it any wonder they cheat? Do these women really think they are just going to stick with them forever and never cheat? Of course, the guys shouldn't get married if they aren't sure they can abstain from fucking other women, but does the money and fame mean so much to many women that they turn the other cheek to it? I probably would, if I could get some on the side too. lol!

This coming from a women who hasn't even looked at another guy in 20 years with my husband.

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Too bad theres no Lifetime channel for males, "Men That Don't Tell- The Tiger Woods Story"

What a dork!

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 10:22am.

You're awesome. And that thing( i saw it posting on Celebitchy too same name)always speaks like gollum and it's fucking UNFUNNY. Angry old queen. YOU CAME FROM A 'FISH' you STUPID FUCK. Jealous you cannot afford the sex change operation to BE A 'FISH'. Instead you have to dress in drag and perfect the tuck.

Anywayyyyyyy... Tempting as it would be to club a cheating husband Elin could have messed up her chances for custody. I mean, he'll get good lawyers. Her little outburst and attack could be used against her as an unfit or unstable mother... she might come to regret this.

And Mizro- you are so right. I do not get cheating either, why not just leave if it comes to that? IT seems spineless. It comes down to needing an ego boost maybe. Very depressing.

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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 11:23am.

I agree with you guys, I don't get it. He cheated with a very skanky looking whore.
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It's the kids. And marriange. Especially in the early years - they cause so much strain. It's like...the freedom of sex without that heaping spoonful of responsibility attached.

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It's easier to get caught than it used to be.

The internet can fuck up a skank's even best laid plans!

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I agree with you guys, I don't get it. He cheated with a very skanky looking whore.
WTF? If Halley Berry gets cheated on, what is left to us, average looking people? Not that I'm saying that looks is all there is on a relationship but you horz know what I mean.

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

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I hope she didn't sign a prenup. He cheated on her? Look at the man, Money is the ONLY thing he has going for him.

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Somebody call Al Cowlings!! bwahahahahahhaha

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do you think there are any faithful married people or are some just better at hiding it??

i decided a while ago that i would never be surprised if a guy cheats, not that i expect it, it just wouldn't be surprising. i mean, i get it, you get bored, want the excitement and thrill of something new and forbidden, but it doesn't make it right when your conscience doesn't stop you from doing anything about it.

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Online sources say Elin inflicted the damage and he crashed trying to escape her! That the golf club was in her hand but not to help him!

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ok, I get it men cheat, even squeaky clean ones like Tiger, but dayum, at least pick a decent looking skank...not that worn out byatch with a reputation. I mean why do men put everything (Spitzer, Clinton, the list goes on and on) on the line for some pussy, head or whatever. If you are that horny get a whore, and be done with it don't have a damn affair for gods sake. I wish Elin had really kicked that shit eating grin off of his face, and if Elin can't keep a man loyal what chance does any normal looking woman have?? Tiger, you suck and I lost all respect for you..dumb ass dog!!!

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 2:31am.

@angle

bwwaahaahaahaa!!!

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Das right, hunny! She busted up HIS car with HIS golf club AND messed up his face and now she's gonna take his MONEY too! VIVA CHOLA REESE! -- angel_i
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and kisses@peaches:
Submitted by peaches80 on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 2:23am.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 2:21am.
Das right, hunny! She busted up HIS car with HIS golf club AND messed up his face and now she's gonna take his MONEY too!

Damn! Don't be a hater -
Its all good smile now cry later.
Got a problem? Callate la boca!
You don't wanna mess with some gangsta ass locas.

VIVA CHOLA REESE!
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dayum !!!!!
angel them are some strong words girl !!!!!
viva chola reese !!!!!!

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