And He's In The Hospital Again.....
Radar Online reports that The Hoff has been hospitalized at Cedars Sinai in Los Angeles after he suffered a seizure on Friday. A source says that The Hoff's seizure might have had something to do with him being permanently attached to a booze bottle for the past few days. The Hoff is also on anti-seizure medication.
The Hoff's rep wouldn't confirm that he's in the hospital or that he suffered a seizure. But one of his neighbors saw an ambulance outside of The Hoff's house and told Radar, "I asked one of the paramedics how David was doing and he told me his eyes were rolling back into his head, he was drooling and that he'd had a seizure. Unfortunately, this isn't the first time this has happened to him."
The Los Angeles City Fire Department confirmed that an ambulance was called to The Hoff's house in Encino and a patient was transported to a hospital for medical attention.
Dr. Drew, come and get this man! You know, if The Hoff doesn't want to clean it up a bit for the sake of his daughter or the entire country of Germany, then maybe he should do it for that fancy jacket. It won't continue to spark unless The Hoff gets it together.
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hmmmm....makes me think it might be time to roll off the wagon again...
it's been 8 months and I've got a new girl who likes
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He only drank for 2 days!? i'm worried about his health if he can only go on a 2-day bender.
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"Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 3:09pm."
Datalounge must have server issues or he got booted. He's not funny there either.
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It saddens us that sugaroo and putas have such empty lives!
Blame it on the goose......
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Maybe this is what he needs to scare himself straight, because he wasn't listening to anyone before. It was always eat, drink and be Mary.
I agree, he should hit the bong instead of the bottle. but alcohol's so addicting, I guess.....poor michael knight!!
He's going to end up like Jan Michael Vincent.
Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 6:35pm.
When some asshole dies climbing Mt Everest or extreme kite surfing or whatever all his friends say 'he died doing what he loved' when some asshole dies of alcoholism, they never say that! Its a bullshit double standard and im not taking it anymore.
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Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 6:35pm.
When some asshole dies climbing Mt Everest or extreme kite surfing or whatever all his friends say 'he died doing what he loved' when some asshole dies of alcoholism, they never say that! Its a bullshit double standard and im not taking it anymore.
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You know. You got a point there. And it might agonize a mountain climbers family that he climbs mountains, even. Don't we kinda got a God-given right to wreck the body we're given in this life any way we see fit?
Hmmmm....
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This smug asshole is in grave denial.
Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 6:35pm.
When some asshole dies climbing Mt Everest or extreme kite surfing or whatever all his friends say 'he died doing what he loved' when some asshole dies of alcoholism, they never say that! Its a bullshit double standard and im not taking it anymore.
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lol, way to look at the silver lining!!!
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he could try to mix some water with his wine.
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When some asshole dies climbing Mt Everest or extreme kite surfing or whatever all his friends say 'he died doing what he loved' when some asshole dies of alcoholism, they never say that! Its a bullshit double standard and im not taking it anymore.
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I think alcoholism is the saddest addiction. I recently watched Leaving Las Vegas and the Nick Cage character made me think of David Hasselhoff.
The Hoff has had so many chances to take back his life and he keeps back sliding
Sad Sad Sad
It's good to see how professional and confidential the paramedic was.....
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 3:09pm.
Shouldn't you be over at Celebitchy? Like Putas said in another thread, you are an asshole.
Making fun of Asian people for their race by calling them "Ornamentals" isn't funny, cute or entertaining.
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What's to discuss?
What's the use of packing if it ain't working?
Between his alcoholic comas and seizures, you're either gonna get a flaccid penis or a dent in your thigh.
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hmm, get well! i feel bad for him, maybe he was trying to withdrawl on his own, that would cause a seizure.
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What a loser.
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David has those strange, combination Ornamental/ZsaZsa Gabor eyes - the result of bad eye jobs - that look so horrible on a guy.
David never did anything for us but some say he is hung(over 8 inches on the tape measure).
Discuss!
Alcoholic eh? Is that why the tie isn't sequined as well? HUGE lapse.
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He'll continue to think he's an A-List celebrity till he drops face down on the pavement.
most addicts need several attempts to quit so i feel bad for people the first few or more times depending on the situation...he has money though to go to the best rehabs,therapists etc...it's probably tougher for your typical street crackhead to access ANY services, come on though this is time 1,879,456 this has happened...it seems like he always laughs it off too. while it might be embaressing to admit you have a problem all this other shit he pulls is WAY more embaressing. most/many addictions stem from mental illness/trauma and it is important to treat the underlying issue. and yeah it's hard when you quit at first, it's not rainbows and sunshine but i think if he sat down and made a list of the good and bad things alcohol have done for him the negative list would be 10 billion times longer...
Radaronline said he had a seizure and was rushed to Cedars, that struck me as odd as it is no where near his home. I was told that in an emergency, they have to transport to the nearest trauma center and Cedars isnt it. Maybe they want him in the lock up unit that Britney was in
George Bush is now out giving motivational speeches, that is kinda like Lindsay Lohan being a guidance councelor.
sorry, but it's really hard to have sympathy for some people. waaaaay past caring about this loser.
Ok, the guy is as annoying as fuck but he is ill. He needs to drag his ass to rehab for like, oh, 12 months. those organs of his are gonna fail and he'll die like this. where's KIT when you need him?!
It's not unusual for hardcore alcoholics to have seizures if they try to quit drinking cold turkey which is why rehabs tend to hospitalize drunks like Hasselhoff to monitor them for seizures. Dude is a fucking trainwreck and really needs to get real about his situation.
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"I asked one of the paramedics how David was doing and he told me his eyes were rolling back into his head, he was drooling ..."
for some reason I find it hard to believe that a paramedic would say this.
I would think they would just say seizure. i think th rest was for mr neghbors dramatic effect
Are hospitals like other places where after a certain number of visits you get free stuff cuz I think David is well on his way to earning a free Jello.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 1:15pm.
This makes me sad, alcoholism is a horrible disease. *opens bottle of wine*
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I agree. opens can of beer
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This makes me sad, alcoholism is a horrible disease. *opens bottle of wine*
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Clearly he has no self respect but if nothing else, he needs to clean up his act for the sake of his children.
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Hoff if you dont stop this fuckery ima use my "Dont hassel the Hoff" tshirt to start a bonfire...and I really love the tshirt so be careful
Coma Caca!!
"I asked one of the paramedics how David was doing and he told me his eyes were rolling back into his head, he was drooling...
Sounds like a normal Friday night for most Dlisters!!
He is either the lonliest soul or the most selfish...get help, my friend.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
The paramedics probably have his address bookmarked on their Garmin.
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Why is he giving the OY sign? LOL david letterman!
wow, I guess he will either be the last celeb dead in 09 or the first in '10 at the rate he is going....seizures from drinking, turn to the weed Hoff, if you want to be high, not the firewater...which effects EVERY organ in the body...it feels good, its legal, but it kills quickly, whereas weed is just good!!!
That jacket's not doing him any favors either.
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This alcoholic bitch should just stay in the hospital and get a vodka IV drip.
Idiot.
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arrrgh! Hoff come on. drink with moderation!
Some of us drink but dont have f(***** seizures!
Enjoy the drinks, dont let the drink enjoy you.
same shit..nevermind. hahaha
Coma Caca!!
Asshole.
The only one I feel sorry for is the daughter who keeps finding this pig passed out. He's such a turd. I hear this a-hole is worth like $100 million -- disgusting, isn't it?
Hey man, don't Hassel the Hoff!
He will Hoff, and will Poff, till he blows his house down.
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Bottom-feeder.
That is one chatty-ass paramedic...
And nosy-ass, chatty-ass neighbor...