Courtney Love Got Freaky With The Dude From Road Trip
While most of us were passed out on the floor in a turkey/pie/conversation/alcohol coma, Courtney Love was making out with DJ Qualls and terrorizing strippers at Scores. Yish, it was just a traditional Thanksgiving for Court!
Page Six says that the rambler of Facebook started her night at 1OAK, where she stuck her tongue down DJ Qualls' tiny bird mouth and led him down the crack hole. A source said, "Courtney was partying at 1Oak with her band and Qualls, who was on the next table, introduced himself. They hit it off and ended up talking very closely and making out. She was all over him. Courtney then dragged him and her band to Scores."
When DJ Qualls woke up in a pool of his own bloody vomit the next morning with chunks of his gums missing, a fresh wart on his tonsils, a chaffed tongue, his nipples sewed onto his forehead and Courtney's "business" card shoved up his asshole, he probably vowed never EVER to accept a drink from her again.
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Haha, wow.
This guy was the dj in Hustle N Flow, also he looks all wonky because he had cancer when he was younger. Turn something bad into a blessing- he's got a good character-actor career out of it.
Pretty sure he was in an episode of "My Name is Earl". He's pretty funny. Poor thing is so homely looking, but even he deserves better than the crack ho that is Courtney Love.
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she's kinda cute...she actually responded to me on f/b
a few days ago...cause we knew someone in common in the
80s
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I'm pretty sure that DJ can do better than that!
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The guy looks like a severe drug user. Perfect for Love.
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Courtney must be desperate speak with that bastard!
Courtney said she heard from two Spears women over Thanksgiving. She didn’t say who contacted her or how. It makes me wonder if it was Sam's good friend, Cousin Alli?! I’m waiting for a magazine hatchet job or an interview with Jamie Kennedy on E!
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 10:00pm.
O...not SO much POOF! Sam's got in for Jamie, BAD. Sam had a good thing wrapped up there and Jamie flew in outta left field and practically threw him out by his shirt collar (it's possible he actually did;p).
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Ya think? ;)
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From OK! Magazine:
Next up on the stand was Daniel William Haynes, a former roommate of Lutfi who testified that he had to take out a restraining order against Sam after only five months of living together. The main purpose of Haynes’ testimony was to help prove that Sam had previously used the screenname "CityGalIn310" — the same screenname that later sent Britney and her father e-mails and texts.
Longtime Jamie Spears attorney Blair Berk took the stand to testify that she had received threatening messages from the CityGalIn310 screenname. According to Blair, in January, Sam "made clear to me by his words that there was some embarrassing information that he was fearful would be released against him" by Britney. And if that info were to be made public, Lutfi allegedly told Berk that he would then see to it that "destructive and unflattering information would be released about Jamie and Britney." Berk saw this as "extortion" and contacted the LAPD.
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Submitted by Italics on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 9:48pm.
POOF! Courtney went off on a Jamie Spears tangent.
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O...not SO much POOF! Sam's got in for Jamie, BAD. Sam had a good thing wrapped up there and Jamie flew in outta left field and practically threw him out by his shirt collar (it's possible he actually did;p).
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 8:41pm
As crazy as I am to be trying to understand this ho...I think she's being sarcastic....but what's the pboc?
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Hi angel_i
It’s the Private Bank of California (PBOC).
http://www.tpboc.com/
Courtney has been fighting with her business associates lately. The most important brawl has been with the trustees and bank managing Kurt Cobain’s estate. While in a drug-induced haze, it‘s doubtful she paid the trust the necessary attention. Now she says there are problems. Courtney (rightly or wrongly) thinks Britney Spears (and other celebs) use the bank. Sam has been giving her *cough* advice about federal investigators.
POOF! Courtney went off on a Jamie Spears tangent.
Out of curiosity, did you go to Courtney’s facebook, open and read her really long mind-boggling post? Words can't adequately describe it!
14 de noviembre a las 23:11
http://bit.ly/6zi0tU
He probably thought she was a MIFL but then realized that it wasn't 1994 anymore and he wasn't 14.
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
How old is this twink, and what happened in his life that he has some sort of junkie grandma with the case of organic crazies fetish...?
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I hope they don't reproduce. Courtney is fucked up and all that guy needs is a piece of straw sticking out of his mouth.
Pshaw! Courtney hangs out with whoever has the most drugs. It don't matter what he look like!
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Submitted by Italics on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 8:10pm.
I guess Courtney forgot what she had written about Britney Spears (and others) only a few days before she donned her cape to FREE BRITNEY! Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!
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Courtney Love Cobain
"paul hendricks exactlly! yoy know who else is"banking " at the pboc? just for YOUR amusement? BRITNEY SPEARS! whataa CUNT right? LINDSEY LOHAN? whore douchebag RIGHT? Paris HILTON? airhead whore RIGHT? MICHEAL JACKSON<<<<< what a peodophile evil cunt right? yeah /// dude. Frances will never see her inheritance at all, you retard, i buy some....”
14 de noviembre a las 23:11
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As crazy as I am to be trying to understand this ho...I think she's being sarcastic....but what's the pboc?
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
OMG their baby would look like a rubber chicken!
That being said...
Courtney’s dating preferences are the least of her troubles!
When Kurt Cobain joined the 27 Club, he left two precious things behind. His music legacy and his daughter, Frances Bean. His daughter was raised by her grandmother while her unfit mother was in a drug-induced haze. Most of us have grown accustomed to Courtney’s outrageous behavior. But what precluded her latest irrational outburst? Who has she been talking to lately? Sam Lutfi. He seems to prey on wealthy, unfit mothers with drug issues. How many restraining orders does he have to collect before her muddled mind realizes he’s potentially dangerous? Five?
I hope the Cobain family protects Frances Bean!
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Courtney Love Cobain
“no i have no further comment youll have to contact sam lufti who despite what tmz did to him is a great guy and has helped me enormously to find the Federales who are right for our cases with the pboc to bring it down....”
http://bit.ly/8RdH3x
I guess Courtney forgot what she had written about Britney Spears (and others) only a few days before she donned her cape to FREE BRITNEY! Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!
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Courtney Love Cobain
"paul hendricks exactlly! yoy know who else is"banking " at the pboc? just for YOUR amusement? BRITNEY SPEARS! whataa CUNT right? LINDSEY LOHAN? whore douchebag RIGHT? Paris HILTON? airhead whore RIGHT? MICHEAL JACKSON<<<<< what a peodophile evil cunt right? yeah /// dude. Frances will never see her inheritance at all, you retard, i buy some....”
14 de noviembre a las 23:11
http://bit.ly/6zi0tU
Whats wrong with their faces?
Who the hell did Courtney Love get her plastic surgery from ?? Probably the same doctor that operated on Jocelyn Wildenstein ( whatever her name is ). She looked okay before the surgery. Damn, she looks fake now ! The guy looks okay. Like someone else said, we are stuck with our looks. But if he is trolling around clubs, then he is mixing his cooties with hers. Lovely.
I don't think he's ugly...the word elfin comes to mind
I hate to say it, but it wasn't like Cobain was a hot lookin piece either.
I doubt the dude bathed ever!
This poor dude looks like he'd be her type, skinny, wimpy and unaware.
I like that guy and LOVED him in Hustle and Flow...well, at least I did love him til I found out he hooked up with that crackhead...thought he had better taste than that cum dumpster freak!!
She must have had her "I'm a 95-year-old beer goggles" on; she thought he was Edward Norton.
I can see it.
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Two at the very most.
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He looks like this drunk/crack head that I sometimes see dumpster diving around my fav Chinese restaurant. The only difference is that my local drunk/crackie wears a beanie.
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He was really funny in some
college-kids-wanna-get-laid-movie
with Tom somebody that was married to Drew Barrymore for 10 minutes.
And I think it's shitty to pick on him for his looks, he was born that way, CLove f*cked herself up, so is fair game.
Jermajesty's Secret Service
putas:
You are so RAWNG for that.
But oh so right.
He does look like that scary man in your dreams that...
just as he's about to strangle/shoot/maim you to death, you open your eyes and shiver.
Yeah, I'd cross the street if this muthafucka was approaching!
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Submitted by Secret Original on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 3:30pm.
Courtney on Facebook (really):
ugh i did not spend any time with that little child from a film what is his name deejay? Jesus give me some credit ! wow! that is fucking profound that anyone thinks id go near a child with such a crazy face. page 6 i am dissapointed in you.
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she's got some nerve calling the kettle black, there. first of all DJ Qualls is thirty-one, and second of all he did a whole ad campaign for prada as well as (according to wikipedia) a bunch of shoots with photographer Dvid LaChapelle, who claims Courtney Love as "his muse." So not as random of a hook-up as you might think, and definitely not outside the realm of possibility.
Nice try, Courtney. Coke goggles... just admit it!
That thing on the left is the living incarnation of what I imagined was hiding under my bed at night as a child..
This provides for a really gross visual.
Courtney on Facebook (really):
ugh i did not spend any time with that little child from a film what is his name deejay? Jesus give me some credit ! wow! that is fucking profound that anyone thinks id go near a child with such a crazy face. page 6 i am dissapointed in you.
He's a cancer survivor, you f@cktards. Let's see how YOU look after enduring some chemo. Courntney on the other hand, has NO EXCUSE.
I love how you cityf*cks are so skirred of anybody from the country. Keep runnin' carpetbaggers, and paddle faster...
I don't know who DJ Qualls is but his head is shaped like a light bulb and he looks like a lizard, especially his eyes. He is really creepy but so is CLove.
The woman who fucked Kurt Cobain (I wish it was me) and gave birth to his child (I wish it was me, too) is reduced to this. Drugs are a motherfucker!
SAY NO TO DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Weird. I saw him here in L.A. a few years back trolling for sex outside of a gay club and later in a nearby park looking for a cheaper, dirtier version of the same. But I can safely assume nobody's sober in this story...
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There's the door, spaceman.
Now this is a random pairing.
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OMG, I look at this guy and I hear banjos. Like in Deliverance.
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Submitted by stake_spike on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 2:07pm.
I hate to say it but CLove can do so much better than that. I mean she has dated plenty of more famous and even better looking men. This dude has always weirded me out.
Wasn't Clove engaged to my Eddie Norton for a while??
He is perfect!
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
He traded fucking a picnic table for THAT? Fuck!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I hate to say it but CLove can do so much better than that. I mean she has dated plenty of more famous and even better looking men. This dude has always weirded me out.
"There are three things I'm afraid of clowns, homeless people and drag queens" - Jeff Lewis
He's just her type: a walking cadaver.
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Holy Fuck! Me sowwy, but Dakota Fanning is NOT aging gracefully. Couldn't she have humped somebody a little more to the right of the "Deliverance" gene?
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Golum finaly found his match, nasty slut.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
CLove is now sucking face with Gollum?
Just fuckin' precious!
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that looks like a "guest/host" relationship right there.
and MK's "morning after" image did NOT sit well with my breakfast of leftover mac and cheese.
(gags)
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and take your money
Is the elf on the left the computer hacker nerd in the godawful The Core? *checks imdb*
BINGO! He was.
Ugh.
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Bottom-feeder.
They both look like caricatures.
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