JLo's First Husband Is Going To Sue Her Big Ass
JLo's first husband Ojani Noa is planning to bust a $100 million lawsuit in her face, because he says she's trying to ruin him. I hate to break it down for Ojani, but JLo is trying to destroy all of us by putting out another album. Ojani needs to add our names to that lawsuit right next to his.
Ojani was trying to produce a mockumentary using an 11-hour-long "sexy tape" he made with JLo on their honeymoon, but her lawyers sat on his plans and got a judge to issue a temporary restraining order. This blocked Ojani from showing any parts of the tape to the public.
Radar reports that Ojani is also suing JLo's father and lawyer for interfering with his project and for partaking in fraudulent activity. Ojani's lawyer claims that JLo's mother sold a part of the tape to Univision without his permission.
Ojani's lawyer said, "I believe that I have an unalienable First Amendment right to enter the JLo home videos into the public court record, so as to defend myself. If Judge Chalfant has a problem with this, he can have me hauled out of the courtroom in handcuffs in front of the world media."
They are all due back in court on December 1st.
I know I keep bringing up Ojani's hairy brows, but it pains me to see him wasting his time on lawsuits like this when he should be tending to those creatures over his eyes instead! If Ojani doesn't want to bother with plucking, he just needs to smear a little cheese on his brows and let a hongray rat handle that. How is a judge going to take him seriously when he can't even tame his eyebrow situation. Paging Baby Smiley!
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Love the Baby Smiley reference! Even her Sharpie pen eyebrows would look better than this fool's LOL!!!!
is he one of those mexican werewolves?
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Tacky bitch has it coming to her. And what she so worried about? It's not like she has a career or a reputation to ruin.
As far as I am concerned, there is no horror too awful for JHo.
The woman is a whore and a cheap bitch to boot.
Something about this situation makes me be on the guy's side. Not really sure what because I usually frown upon exploitation-type behavior, but JLo has such a rep of jumping from bed to bed that the unkind part of me thinks she kind of had it coming.
At least his eyebrows aren't waxed into anorexic commas the way all these metrosexual hermaphro-men do now. He kind of looks like Will from "Will and Grace" (can't be buggered to look up his real name, Eric something). He's kind of hot, too. I wouldn't kick him out of my bed.
Oh, and JLo deserves whatever grief she's getting from this. I hate her.
Whoa - she tossed aside a piece like that?
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Submitted by Carrie_Deway on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 3:45am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAV3bOJaQuY
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That's pretty hot. But I must be getting old cuz I totally never notice that guy before;p
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 3:39am.
I can see the hotness. He totally reminds me of this Cuban boy I dated in HS (the one that got away). Minus the eyebrows and the slacker lifestyle, of course;)
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Haha, not letting this one get away, no WAY! Definitely a keeper. I've always loved the latino guys. When I was a little girl in NJ I used to chase the Puerto Rican boys around the playground! Oh, and my first childhood tv crush? Desi Arnaz (as Ricky Ricardo on I Love Lucy). So he was older than my grandfather, I didn't care! I still love this video. Way before my time, but wow. His hair gets all messy at the end, and he loosens his tie. *drool
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Submitted by Carrie_Deway on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 3:36am.
No jokes, please. My man is hawtsauce.
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I can see the hotness. He totally reminds me of this Cuban boy I dated in HS (the one that got away). Minus the eyebrows and the slacker lifestyle, of course;)
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Wow, I can't get over how much Ojani looks like my boyfriend, who is Chilean. (Minus the out of control eyebrows, and slacker lifestyle. My man works his ASS off.) Still, the physical resemblance is uncanny.
No jokes, please. My man is hawtsauce.
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is the video that bad??
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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That photo is so awesome. Pre-rhinoplasty and botox, bitch looks used. Never understood her appeal even when she was making music. All she is is Bronx. That's it.
Shes a tedious pain in the arse who needs to stay at home and stop torturing us all with her cat wauling and so called acting but having said that theres no reason why she should support this gigolo-can he get a job at a waxing salon?
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
They both look stupid.
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
Honestly, a "sexy tape" of JLo is about as appealing as seeing a "sexy tape" of my parents...No gracias...and.... SHOULD.NOT.EXIST.
Bitch just ain't da SEX no matter how hard she tries....I mean, she was sexayer when she was a thick thighed chola on "In Living Color"...and she wasn't even all that then....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
j-blow needs to quit making horrid music and her ex needs to quit making us think a sex tape with her huge rear is around.
As a Taurus, I mistrust Leos. Word. Me no likey.
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Submitted by freebird on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 2:07pm.
Those are not eyebrows, they are sunbrows. I'd say its about 3pm EST by that shadow.
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Hah
His eyebrows are disgusting. I prefer fuller eyebrows to the Pamela Anderson type, but ugh.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 6:45pm.
All of JLo husbands should get together and sue her fat ass for ruining their careers...throw in Ben Affleck in there. She's like bad B.O.
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Hahaha! Bad B.o! So fuckin true!
All of JLo husbands should get together and sue her fat ass for ruining their careers...throw in Ben Affleck in there. She's like bad B.O.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
I would rather pay money to see her do that Louboutins (or however the fuck you spell it) skip, slip and flip.
Really who would pay money to see her pre lipo suction fat celulite dimple ass and her wide pre plastic surgery Jenny sucks a cock face??
blah, I can't stand jlo so get some of that fat ass's money...she is a gold digging no talent phoney as hell slept her way to the top bitch anyhow...owww, I am being so mean....but I just don't get her and why she is till relevant...and why she thinks we need to buy her anything....her day came and went and she should have never gotten half the money or fame she ended up stealing!
Does JLo even have $100 million? If so ... something is fucked up ...
"I hate to break it down for Ojani, but JLo is trying to destroy all of us by putting out another album."
...LOLZ!!
Preach it brotha'.
Christ. Why can't he just go away.
Maybe get a job?
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oh and fuck feeling sorry for JHo. This dude is her karmic twin; she'd be doing the same had she not struck the Hollywood cock-sucking lotto. Team Muppet Brows all the way.
holy shit, MK, your captions/titles are on FIRE this weekend!
Skelly is dilusional cause we all know Jlo has given more rides then Greyhound!
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Ooooh can I play?
she's had more pricks in her than a second hand dart board.
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Submitted by blueangel on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 2:35pm.
Just because she married him ages ago, its not her duty to support him for the rest of his life. He continuously tries to milk the cow (so to speak) because he has no marketable job skills. He needs to give it up already and find another way to make a living.
As for the eyebrows, he probably blames her for the fact that he can't afford a pair of tweezers. I don't like JLo but this guy sounds like a wacko stalker.
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Agreed. I can't stand Jlo, but this guy sounds like a total cretin.
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Fuck this. I never thought I'd be on team J.Lo but this asshole loser just needs to die already. It's like he's been trying to milk her big ass for years.
So wait..he's sueing her for sueing him for being a total dipshit and a loser that can't accomplish anything in life unless he has a sextape he made of someone that in a moment of insanity married him?
...only in America.
I don't like JLo but this fucker just won't leave her alone. He gets hired after the divorce and later fired as chef at her restaurant. He sues. He tries to write one of those tell-all books about her and she sued because it violated some kinda contract between the two. Then this latest thing is him selling video of her.
*sigh* For a guy who was only married to her for a few months, it just comes across as rather sick that he just won't find some other means of earning money. He's the kinda guy prenups and confidentiality agreements were created for.
I don't like Jennifer, but I actually feel kind of bad that she has to deal with this parasite.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
This guy will continue to be a fly in J-Lo's ointment, a buzz in her ear, or a pain in her ass until she gives him what he really wants..a good $10 million or so to vanish.
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Shiitake happens...
I'd rather see National Geographic when cockroaches mate than this shit!!
EVERYONE IS A WHORE
Coma Caca!!
I'd much rather see a sex tape with him than one with Skeletor
ohh and I forgot to say that Ojani (or whatever his name is, was engaged when Jlo decided she wanted to marry his ass)
she is a serial cheater and a whore.
is it too obvious I don't like her?
edited to say: and I just remembered that Diddy was with his baby's mom when Jhore got in the middle.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
He's cuban! that's all I'm gonna say. I dated one for that...no words (eye roll)
Coma Caca!!
I'm starting to think these threats of countersuits by celebrities that reportedly don't these leaked sex tapes are a bunch of who ha to drum up even more publicity.
And thanks for reminding us what a whore JHo is. I forgot about the multiple relationships she's fucked up simply because she can't keep her legs crossed.
Just because she married him ages ago, its not her duty to support him for the rest of his life. He continuously tries to milk the cow (so to speak) because he has no marketable job skills. He needs to give it up already and find another way to make a living.
As for the eyebrows, he probably blames her for the fact that he can't afford a pair of tweezers. I don't like JLo but this guy sounds like a wacko stalker.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 2:24pm.
Smurfy thanks for the info on Jho...I'd forgotten all about Ben Affleck. Weren't they in "Gigli" together?
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Submitted by agirl on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 2:28pm.
what people exactly would make up the market for an 11 hour sex tape of JLo? Seriously, who would pay money for that?
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Ojani should just pitch it as a mini-series to Bravo and call it Jenny On The Cock.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by James Haven on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 2:16pm.
James is in the house?! W00T!!!
on topic: As if anybody would want to see Jlo doing sucky fucky times. *puke*
And what the hell was she thinking dumping this hot piece of man-meat and hooking up with the zombie she's now sperminated with?
Submitted by James Haven on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 2:28pm.
Oh...er...thanks for sharing that, James Haven.
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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.
what people exactly would make up the market for an 11 hour sex tape of JLo? Seriously, who would pay money for that?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 11/28/2009 - 2:23pm.
James Haven, do you have any dirt on The Sisto?
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Not much Suge. Although he did tell James Haven that he found all the back hair on Alicia Silverstone to be quite offensive!
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