Saturday, November 28th 2009

Open Post: Hosted By Nick Lachey's Nipples

Yes, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Manilafolders still exist. And yes, they are back together. Someone might have whispered that piece of non-information into your ear, but you must have been suffering from a little condition called "I Don't Give A Queef" which caused you to forget it immediately. Anyway....

Nick and Vanessa were happily surrendering themselves to the Miami sun when they heard the click of a camera. And you know what happens when famewhores hear that? They jump up, suck it in and stroll around with their titties propped up real pretty-like. And I"m just talking about Nick.

Posted by: Michael K


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No necked monster

Certifed Alt's picture

Is carrie a forum person? I bet that's why she has been welcomed with open arms------->sarcasm

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I AM REPORTING CARRIE AMD PLECTO as TROLLS.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

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I AM REPORTING CARRIE AMD PLECTO as TROLLS.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

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I AM REPORTING CARRIE AMD PLECTO as TROLLS.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

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I AM REPORTING CARRIE AMD PLECTO as TROLLS.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

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Submitted by quality assmonkey on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 10:44am.

I have been here longer than Carrie_Deway.
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Submitted by quality assmonkey on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 1:12pm.

dont hate on me and get mad cuz I am new. You accept Carrie bitch!

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Submitted by quality assmonkey on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 1:23pm.

WHAT ABOUT CARRIE SUGAR? WHY IS SHE ACCEPTED AND UR NEW BFF AND NOT ME?

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Wait...what? How did I get dragged into whatever this is?

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"Christmas is around the corner." Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 12:51pm.

@ Sugaroo:

From Wiki:

"The Borg are a fictional pseudo-race of cybernetic organisms depicted in the Star Trek universe. The Borg have become a symbol in popular culture for any juggernaut against which "resistance is futile".

The Borg manifest as cybernetically enhanced humanoid drones of multiple species, organized as an interconnected collective, the decisions of which are made by a hive mind, linked to subspace domain."

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Yeah! Sumn' like that! But they're not tryna kill Trekkies or anything:)

♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!

Marvin's picture

Dont sweat it am this person has a history of calling people trolls. Rock out with your red ass out. You are cool beans.

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Why am I being called a troll yet being ignored on questions?

Marvin's picture

Maybe they went on their honeymoon assmonkey.

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'Farrah" and "Thornhill' just disappeared. I emailed then on FB and no answer? LMFAO ---> lonely holiday much?

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 11:26am.

Might I suggest a sterilized needle, a cotton ball, and some hydrogen peroxide? Or if you're Greek, some Windex?

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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.

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WHAT ABOUT CARRIE SUGAR? WHY IS SHE ACCEPTED AND UR NEW BFF AND NOT ME?

hahahahahahahahhha lonely sunday

Marvin's picture

Assmonkey has been posting here for awhile now lady I dont think that person is a troll. Seriously? WTF is a troll anyway?

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 11:26am.

ok...random question, since i'm seeing the dr. tomorrow im being generous to myself today and not rationing the percocets--which may or may not be a good decision, but it's making me a little loopy ,(expect random pointless posts today)...has anyone ever successfully tried the toothpaste on zit thing ? i have a huge one right by my mouth (not a cold sore) that SCREAMS "look at me"
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I have never tried it but have heard about it numerous times. Give it a shot! It can't hurt.

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

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The problem is, with the forum down the trolls come in here as evidenced by assmonkey. *eyeroll*

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kokoskitten: I have used toothpaste on a pimple - it works to a certain degree. The type of pimple is important: if it is a large under-the-skin sebaceous one, it won't really do anything.
If it is small and looks like it could come to a head, toothpaste is perfect for it.

OT: I could go years without seeing these 2.

Marvin's picture

I think boring sums up the forum perfectly. I bet it was closed down for being boring.

No Words's picture

I think Borg sums up the forum perfectly. Good one.

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dont hate on me and get mad cuz I am new. You accept Carrie bitch!

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dont hate on me and get mad cuz I am new. You accept Carrie bitch!

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dont hate on me and get mad cuz I am new. You accept Carrie bitch!

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 12:51pm.

Alrighty then! Thanks! I thought Angel made a typo. Hee.

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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.

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@ Sugaroo:

From Wiki:

"The Borg are a fictional pseudo-race of cybernetic organisms depicted in the Star Trek universe. The Borg have become a symbol in popular culture for any juggernaut against which "resistance is futile".

The Borg manifest as cybernetically enhanced humanoid drones of multiple species, organized as an interconnected collective, the decisions of which are made by a hive mind, linked to subspace domain."

In short, they're a lot like Scientologists. But less ugly.
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Bottom-feeder.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 12:45pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 11:27am.

Bullshit. Cut the crap, troll. Note how no one else is having trouble posting.
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Honestly, some people do have that problem with their computers - TITS posted some bullshit 8 times the other day. And "we"...well, I believe that the Forum People are Borg. So there you go.

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Sometimes it does happen, yes. But not in this case. Look at its posts. Sorry, Angel, don't know what "borg" means.

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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.

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That is correct Angel-i I had a posting problem the other day and my shit posted over and over. I hope assmonkey is right and they are working on it.

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 11:27am.

Bullshit. Cut the crap, troll. Note how no one else is having trouble posting.
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Honestly, some people do have that problem with their computers - TITS posted some bullshit 8 times the other day. And "we"...well, I believe that the Forum People are Borg. So there you go.

♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!

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Are you a mod?

hahahahahahahahahhahahha. sorry gotta go hang with my family. HAHAHAHAHHAHA

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Submitted by quality assmonkey on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 11:24am.

I am really sorry C word. As I said...we are working on it :(((((( re: multiple posts

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Bullshit. Cut the crap, troll. Note how no one else is having trouble posting.

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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.

ok...random question, since i'm seeing the dr. tomorrow im being generous to myself today and not rationing the percocets--which may or may not be a good decision, but it's making me a little loopy ,(expect random pointless posts today)...has anyone ever successfully tried the toothpaste on zit thing ? i have a huge one right by my mouth (not a cold sore) that SCREAMS "look at me"

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I am really sorry C word. As I said...we are working on it :(((((( re: multiple posts

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I am really sorry C word. As I said...we are working on it :(((((( re: multiple posts

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I am really sorry C word. As I said...we are working on it :(((((( re: multiple posts

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Submitted by The C word on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 11:12am.

@Sugeroo: Benny thanks you too (I was all ready to put 14 layers of gauze and an Elizabethan collar on him). ;)

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Elizabethan collars have their use but IMO it traumatizes them tremendously because it takes away what little peripheral vision they have.

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@Sugeroo: Benny thanks you too (I was all ready to put 14 layers of gauze and an Elizabethan collar on him). ;)

@quality assmonkey: thanks X 4; I'll keep that in mind. Clarisse suggested corn starch and that seems to work too...

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I meant the nails if you cut them too close, flour cauterize's them

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I meant the nails if you cut them too close, flour cauterize's them

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I meant the nails if you cut them too close, flour cauterize's them

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put flour on cut paws.

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put flour on cut paws.

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put flour on cut paws.

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Submitted by The C word on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 11:02am.

@Sugaroo: thanks again for the help last night. The bleeding has stopped and pups seems to be having an easier time walking this a.m. (he's blissfully chasing squirrels in his sleep as I type this...).

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YAY! Team Benny! I'm so glad to hear that. I always feel so bad when the hound limps or I cut his claws too short and he bleeds. Just keep an eye on it for a day or two. Usually their paws heal quickly. IMO it's a defense mechanism their bodies have. I need to ask my vet if that's actually truth or something I just read somewhere. In any case, I'm happy for both you and your pooch.

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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.

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@Sugaroo: thanks again for the help last night. The bleeding has stopped and pups seems to be having an easier time walking this a.m. (he's blissfully chasing squirrels in his sleep as I type this...).

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Sorry D.Le the server is having issues. We are working on it >/

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Sorry D.Le the server is having issues. We are working on it >/

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Sorry D.Le the server is having issues. We are working on it >/

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Submitted by david Letterman... on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 10:56am.

Submitted by quality assmonkey on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 10:52am.

Son of a sea biscuit, how many times to make the point?

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It's a troll. Ignore it. This is what it does in its various incarnations.

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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.

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Submitted by quality assmonkey on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 10:52am.

Son of a sea biscuit, how many times to make the point?

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maybe he has a life? yeah..shocking, I know.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!