Hot Slut Of The Day!
*Images removed per request from Grady's lawyers :(*
Grady Sizemore, the center fielder for the Cleveland Indians and now a Guys with iPhones supermodel superstar!
Grady Sizemore (the jokes write themselves) was never on my no-no's radar, but now he's been added to my favorites thanks to these pictures that he supposedly sent to his ex-girlfriend Playboy Playmate Brittany Binger.
My personal favorite is the one above of Grady teabagging his teabags oh so tastefully. The steam from the herbal tea keeps Grady's bags soft and supple. That should be a Celestial Seasonings ad for Sleepypeen Tea.
But Grady also works it like a Barbizon valedictorian with his "Look at me get oral with a Sonicare" pose, his "This is my junk" pose, his "It puts the Vaseline in the basket" pose and his "My sunglasses are awesome" pose. If there ever is an America's Next Top Guy with iPhone reality show, Grady should be the main judge.
via ONTD
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If you’re looking for a hot topic this weekend, Grady Sizemore pictures is probably what you’re looking for. Yes, you have probably heard about the nude Grady Sizemore pictures by now. According to the Cleveland Plain Dealer, he's pursuing legal action against Web Sites that allegedly stole images that he shot for his girlfriend, Brittany Binger. There were at least 15 photos that were pilfered, some of them depicting the matinee idol slugger in various states of undress. That kind of thing may play with the ladies or the male kind who are inclined to that sort of thing, but give me a cash advance so I can buy better content filters on my computer.
My brother tells everyone my flat ass looks like a plateau. Dickhead.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 4:29pm.
david letterman, My sisters tell me I look like a dude that had potential to be hot, but got birthed too soon
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LOL at this!!! Yes, the siblings can be vicious. One time when I was 30 I was wearing a pair of platform sneakers (I know...) and my brother was like, You're not a Spice Girl. Time to pack it in!
Another time he was going on about how he's only attracted to natural girls with no makeup, etc. so I said, Like Me! and he was LOL and rolling his eyes!
Meanwhile, I only wear a little nose powder and chapstick!
Ever since then, I'm convinced I have a slutty face
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There's nothing like a little black pussy!
Hmmm. He's sessy. Those pictures almost woke my comatose poonash up - almost.
BTW - "It puts the Vaseline in the basket" I am fucking done with you MK, you are SO twisted. I used to be the sickest bitch I knew.
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There's nothing like a little black pussy!
Is he a douche? Probably these are douche poses...but is he like ridiculously hot? Absolutely! Would I let him fuck me from behind, the side, upside down, and while suspended from a swing? Yes bitch!! This man is delicious and I'm hungry...let me wipe up the drool of my computer now.
My no-no hole nominates this hot piece to be Hot Slut of the Week...come on Michael K! Let the inner slut in you do the picking this week :)
Oh yeah, he's hot. He could do me anyday.
Low class and way too full of himself. What a looser!
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Get the fucking ads out of the comments section!!!
Those pictures are cheesy and douchetastic but the guy does have an AWESOME body.
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"All of us are lying in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars."-Oscar Wilde
Is that a hint of faintly ginge pubes???
Exciting!
You Dlisted Sluts act like YOU'VE never posted on Craigslist. The boy is looking for male booty...
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
If he was chocolate,HE'd eat himself.
http://www.lavenderlounge.com/blog/images/david_duchovny.jpg here is a friend for brady! none other than David Duchovny
I wonder if any full nude exist, I don't mind if its small, its god damn sight smaller than my peen... I suppose it would hurt less when I am staring at the mirror while he does me from behind
Ugh... how could such a douche be a Hot Slut... not only does it look like he's trying hard to find his wang inside those boxers, but also he's jerking off to his mirror reflection.
I really like you MK, but douches like this are a dime a dozen, and should you want another for a Hot Slut mention, just copy and paste any of the pictures at Hot Chicks with Douchebags. Try harder next time.
Damn! He looks like an airhead douchebag, but whoa.
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Holla for a Dolla! Shout for some clout!
Dayum! I love a hot moron.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 9:32pm.
When he goes out to a club, he tries to pick HIMSELF up.
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Ha-thats exactly what I'm talkin' about, Manimal!
best post in a long while. nice ass.
All the studs I associate with would NEVER pose for such photos. If they’re showing off their junk in a photo, it’s usually a .357, AK 47 or ‘Clint Eastwood’ 44 Mag. They leave their privates in their pants and show off what REALLY matters!
that dude ain't got a mug like seymour member....looks like
an A cup at best......
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Submitted by alice on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 6:43pm.
Damn this is pretty sad. You just know this guy will never love anyone as much as he loves himself.
When he goes out to a club, he tries to pick HIMSELF up.
I'm a baseball fan, I've always thought he was cute but nit anymore! What a preening idiot.
People have told me that I look like Laura Palmer/Sheryl Lee from Twin Peaks. Before she wound up wrapped in plastic.
MK you got a new tag.. tea cup boys. this dude def qualifies
If that tiny teacup can conceal his dick then he needs to keep his bottom on
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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he can fit it in a tea cup
haha at the last picture
tea cup boy
LOL....
Is this Craigslist or Dlisted?
Yummy!
put the toilet seat down, u gorilla!!!!!!!!!!
I encourage this kind of behavior from in shape young guys. Anyone who doesn't is sexist.
Not a fan of his face or the team he plays for, but it's the off-season and paper bags are widely available despite the best attempts of hippies nationwide.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Damn this is pretty sad. You just know this guy will never love anyone as much as he loves himself.
This guys is smoking hot, but that toilet in the background is a deal-killer... and the seat is up! Why do guys feel the need to take sexy pictures in the bathroom? Even the basement's better.
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Pull My Finger
I just ran my picture on that site (feeling Inspired by the discussion here) and the first match was Roman Abramovich........
I should menition that I am a Black female (WTF).....
Hey..the winters get cold here...we need all the help warmin up we can get!
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.
Wonder how big his willy is?
Submitted by david Letterman... on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 4:04pm.
Centy- I have had a few chicks tell me I look like Chris Cornell, but I don't have a soul patch or mustache. I don't see it. I don't think I look like anyone.
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*adjusting my cleavage, spritzing some perfume and sashaying up to Dave*
I get that I look like Drew Barrymore all the time. I don't see it either, but I laugh easily and a few people have described me as bubbly (which makes me stabby).
These pictures make me horny. ugh.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
That looks good? Most women don't like to see that.
I already reported myself so no worries, Roo----> I banged Sisto one time in a public restroom in 1996, it was "ok"
mmm hmmmm! I have the pleasure of bragging that he looks uncannily like my fiance in both face and physique ;D
I see Certified Alt is back and replacing Assmonkey. MK, PLEASE open the forum again so the trolls will slime back in and leave us out here in peace!
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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.
Did his ex really leak these?
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 4:43pm.
Whoops! I think you sisters are meaner with the brothers cuz you can get away with it.
Have a good one!
I am gonna go for a run and then a beer run!
Maybe BBL!
I buried my cousin alive so she wouldn't tell but I forgot where I buried her. Makes family reunions awkward------->
Everyone have a great evening!
Thanks very much for wasting my entire afternoon. I loved it and wouldn't have it any other way...:)
david letterman: One time when we were 4 and 2, my brother and I snuck out on the roof during naptime and he fell off the roof! He was the younger, I was not pleased with his appearance on the scene, but everyone in my family thinks I pushed him! (He was fine.)
To this day, someone will start a conversation with "That time you pushed your brother off the roof..."
Nice to be known as a goddamn murderer within your immediate family!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
back in a bit folks ima go fold and hang my clothes!
anyone need anything? hehe
Coma Caca!!
LOL at the ghetto GQ picture. What a douche.
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 4:29pm.
My brother and I were basically like POW's in our home as kids. We couldn't hit back (southern boys can't do nothin to a girl even when they are just playin around), couldn't cuss em and they fuckin beat the crap out of us.
We went to Florida one time and two of my sisters tried to drown me. They came in the ocean and Jaws had nothin on them. They held me under until my dad came and got me. Seriously, I think they were tryin to off me! My dad whooped them and the vacation kinda ended early!haha!
Submitted by Chirio on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 4:25pm.
Yeah, my sisters are a funny bunch! Bitches but I gotta love em!
I wish I was still gonna be here in March. Course ya never know, I may be!
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 4:18pm.
Angeli, Back in the day it was always Rae Dawn Chong.
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LOL...she's a good one..but I always pictured you as January Jones!
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Dayum. I'm glad my words are so sexy and blonde;p
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
this is laughable....
david letterman, My sisters tell me I look like a dude that had potential to be hot, but got birthed too soon
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LOL at this!!! Yes, the siblings can be vicious. One time when I was 30 I was wearing a pair of platform sneakers (I know...) and my brother was like, You're not a Spice Girl. Time to pack it in!
Another time he was going on about how he's only attracted to natural girls with no makeup, etc. so I said, Like Me! and he was LOL and rolling his eyes!
Meanwhile, I only wear a little nose powder and chapstick!
Ever since then, I'm convinced I have a slutty face.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."