Sunday, November 29th 2009
Put Your Shank Down, Loki
There's no need for Loki to shoot down from heaven to chew on some puppy culo, because that new dog friend now belongs to Mickey Rourke's full-time fuck partner Elena Kuletskaya. Mickey's heart still belongs to Loki forever and ever.
However, Loki still might want to piss on Mickey's beef stroganoff face, because he bought the puppy at a pet store. BITCH BOGUS!
Here's more pictures of Mickey, his girlfriend and his girlfriend's new puppy friend trolling around NYC yesterday. Don't worry, the "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW" look in the puppy's eyes will go away as soon as he gets used to staring at Mickey's face all the time.
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getting dogs at the shelter can also prove potentially dangerous, esp if you don't know their background/history. But puppies from the puppy.mill are also from a sort of prison which breeds unhealthy dogs and strange behaviors.
do you really think he got her from a puppy-mill?
he probably makes her watch 9.5 weeks every day and then blindfolds her to do sexy times... he used to be so damn hot, tis a sad thing that happened...a bad face lift???
PS. Puppies that do not sell at the stores are eventually given away. The math is very simple - don't feed the machine!
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Scarfnbarf, I have a hard time believing this (not being snarky or argumentative by any means). The same corporations that *knowingly* buy animals from such cruel, inhumane places like puppy mills give unsold dogs away? I can't believe they would take a loss like that...maybe on some occasions, but I can't believe this would be policy. I would hope that this is the case, but more likely, they are sent back to the mills to become breeder dogs, or worse, sold for unethical reasons to unscrupulous people. If you have facts that support this assertion, then I happily defer to you, but I just have a hard time believing that there is a happy ending for unsold pet shop puppies. :(
My husband and I bought our first dog from a pet store (we were young and dumb)...we had to put him to sleep when he was 6 because he got more and more violent as he got older. He was a classic example of bad puppy mill breeding. We loved him despite this and gave him excellent care, but we finally could not control him. He seriously bit my husband, and at that point, we knew he was at the point of no return (my husband was the only person who could control him by then). I have since adopted a rescue dog, and I financially support two rescue organizations, and allow my 12 year old to volunteer at our local animal shelter. I would never ever support a pet store that sells dogs/cats ever again (not even to walk in and buy a squeak toy), but I don't see a quick fix to ending puppy mills...and trust me, I am ALL for doing just that.
anyone who buys from a store that most likely gets their dogs from a puppy mill is on my shit list right away too. there is no excuse for that in the year 2009. SO many cats and dogs need homes. millions are put to sleep every year because there are not enough homes for them. i had to put my 11 year old dog down last week, and it just about killed me. i prayed it wouldn't come to that. when i was tearfully saying my last goodbyes to her, the vet asked me if i was ready. i asked him "if this was your dog, would you say its time?" he said "yes i would" i trust him 100%. after he got out the needle and started the euthanasia process, i began to cry harder. not only because i was about to lose my sweet dog who was sadly dying from old age, but because that happens to THOUSANDS of adoptable animals every single day. as much as i love animals, good thing i didn't become a vet because it would kill me. -wipes tears- after seeing these pictures, i thought "hmmm didn't mickey pose for PETA as a part of their "animal birth control" campaign a while back?" sure enough, after doing a 2 second google search, i found out he did: http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=mickey+rourke+peta&um=...
what an idiot.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! and support animal shelters<3
Anyone who goes to a puppy mill is immediately on my shit list.
When I used to live in a small town a few years ago, there was this woman who ran a puppy mill and I spoke to the ASPCA and the cops, but there was nothing they could do about it.
I seriously wanted to punch this woman in the street, but I would have gone to jail and I was just too scared.
I regret that.
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Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
We're having a HUGE scandal right now with our Humane Society. They totally busted the director for keeping animals that should be euthanized...apparently, he kept a vicious dog (mauled a toddler) as his office pet and they found a mummified cat just steps away from his office...It's an insane situation but, truth be told, I knew there was something not right over there. Recently, when I was calling on them, it was impossible to get through and when I did they were...kinda rude, achally.
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Beware of dogs! It's a bit funny to see them together. Anyway, the puppy is cute. Just about anything can be got online; cars, household goods, payday loans, all manner of clothing, or tools for credit repair. The internet has increased communication in a way previously impossible. The internet has exploded, and opened doors to almost anything and everything, including finance and employment opportunities.
Go to the shelter (or a breeder if you must) you idiot puppy-mill-supporting freaks! There's no excuse in this day and age with all the information we have on puppy mills for ANYONE to still be buying animals from them.
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oh god...he's stuck with a scary blonde russian golddigger....
wonder if she'll get shot like carrie otis in the end....
I know more stories than I can tell...hearsay ye hearsay ye...
but I'll never tell cause he'd likely take a swing...plus
I think he's the best living american actor bar none
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Mickey knows better than this. A few years ago he bought a puppy at a pet store that died. When he went back to the store and created a scene the police got involved. "In this economy" people are abandoning their dogs because the shelters are full and they can no longer afford to care for them. It is absolutely mind boggling that he does not recognize how irresponsible he is being. I'm sure that pup was well over $1,000. He could've written a check to the shelter for $1,000 that would not only save a life but help care for all the others that were passed over. PS. Puppies that do not sell at the stores are eventually given away. The math is very simple - don't feed the machine!
I BEG ALL OF YOU TO PLEASE ADOPT!!
FFS, all I said is that the dogs in pet stores deserve homes too. Don't go an get all fuckin political and insult me and my post.
Jeez, sorry I feel bad for the dogs in pet stores! Shit, I am not out buying from a pet store so get the heck off my back about my post and go picket a pet store or somethin!
JESUS H CHRIST!
"The way I look at it, is someone has to give the poor puppies in stores a home. They are as fucked as the dogs in a shelter, even more cuz everyone avoids pets from pet stores. At least one dog has a home now. You gotta stop the puppy mills. The pups in stores are there, so they need homes."
When you buy from a pet store, you are saying you support puppy mills. You are enabling them to continue and thrive. Pet stores are largely why all of those dogs are in shelters in the first place. And everyone does NOT "avoid pets from pet stores" as evidenced from this post and common sense.
Vote with your dollar.
*Don't breed, don't buy, when homeless pets are waiting to die!*
His hands always look like they've been fixing a transmission or doing an oil change.
I agree that puppy mills that provide pets to pet shops are a scourge, but as DL said, the poor puppies who through NO fault of their own are in there need homes. I know the greater good is to shun pet shops (and I do not step foot in the pet shop at our mall that sells puppies), but on the other hand, my heart breaks for those pups in there...I adopted a beautiful purebred dachshund from a rescue organization and I highly recomend going that route-I don't know what the solution is for puppy mills though-no good comes for pups who fail to be sold, I'm sure. Pet shops are not nearly as common as they used to be, which is a good thing-I hope raids continue on puppy mills until they are all out of business.
OT, saw The Wrestler on HBO last night and loved it-Mickey was robbed of his Oscar imo-Marisa Tomei was great, too-what a sad movie.
She is very pretty and must want to be famous reaaaaally bad.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Goddddammit! I cannot fathom kissing that hatchet faced P.O.S.
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"Submitted by david Letterman... on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 3:39pm.
The way I look at it, is someone has to give the poor puppies in stores a home. They are as fucked as the dogs in a shelter, even more cuz everyone avoids pets from pet stores.
At least one dog has a home now.
You gotta stop the puppy mills. The pups in stores are there, so they need homes."
And the more idiotic morons buy from pet stores the more it feeds it-theyll just replace this puppy with another one from a puppy mill.
If youve really got to have a pedigree dog then go to a reputable breeder(although the English say "the higher the breed of the dog, the lower the breed of the person!!!")
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
@ Centaurious
Agree about "Scarface" being one of the best movies ever made!!!
Al Pacino was awesome, and Michelle Pfeiffer.... well Centy, I already know how you feel about her in "Scarface", she is your muse! ;-)
She looks like a fugly version of Pizza Face in the 8th picture.
Submitted by anon on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 5:05pm.
am i the only one who thought this chick was Lilo ?????
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i thought it was lohan for a sec, but she looked too clean.
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all i wanna do is (BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM)
and a (KA CHING)
and take your money
Wow, the gold diggers sure come outta the wordwork with an Oscar nod, don't they. Where were these 20-somethin bitches while Rourkey was bawling in his bedroom closet clutching his 'hahua for comfort?
Don't know why, but that bad boy bitch is a hot mess. Butter-face fo' sho' but I'd hit that!
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am i the only one who thought this chick was Lilo ?????
She looks 'rexic.
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Douchechill!
Mickey seems interesting & all, but she is waaaay too gorgeous for him...Really now is it worth it? Ick.
How does he keep getting these chicks? When he was in London a few months ago there was a chick (or her boyfriend) that came foward saying Mickey only went to half mast and couldn't fuck properly.
Maybe these chicks don't like sex? Or Mickey got some viagra?
"There are three things I'm afraid of clowns, homeless people and drag queens" - Jeff Lewis
JEALOUS!!!!!
Stupid stick thin bitch got my man!! I will always want to be Mickey's peen partner damnit, I don't care how much I will want to sand my bathroom cabinets with his face before painting. He's still fucking sexy!
That albino chick deserves some kind of Nobel Prize for waking up to that monstrous visage every morning.
OMG and now he's hanging out with totally normal people? WTF?
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I buy all my puppies from pet stores. I love it when they caked with piss and shit------->
The way I look at it, is someone has to give the poor puppies in stores a home. They are as fucked as the dogs in a shelter, even more cuz everyone avoids pets from pet stores.
At least one dog has a home now.
You gotta stop the puppy mills. The pups in stores are there, so they need homes.
I try to give him a break because even though he hauls his dogs around like accessories he does truly seem to love & care for them-
HOWEVER...
what kind of idiot buys a puppy mill dog from a pet store?
I'm sorry-that's not someone who loves animals, that's someone who is selfish. And lazy.
And just to think that Rourke was once considered a hot piece is the biggest shame of all this. His facial fuckery is BEYOND.
A drink, yes
Hit it?
hell to the goddamn naw!
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Sugar, Well, I do know that cat's cradle was with yarn....I'm not sure about the name for the paper...I do know exactly what you're talking about, I have seen it! I'm thinking maybe an Asian name, I recall it was sort of based on origami...
We played with Magic 8 Ball, and every time I questioned it it would always say, "Answer hazy, try again later!"
CHRISSY was my favorite doll of all time, CindyC!!!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
I thought Cat's Cradle was played with yarn, non?
*confusion*
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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.
Haha Chirio, I don't know bout all that!
Scareface is the best movie! Love that coked out fucker!
CPrincess- Why did you say that about puppy mills?
The Chrissy doll was the best doll EVER!
I didn't get Velvet, but wanted her too.
She's young enough to be his daughter. Hopefully, she's charging him more than that dog is worth to spend time with him.
Yeah Mickey Rourke-why dont you add to the Puppy Mills -you moron...
Cant stand him-few years ago,me and my girlfriend were in a club and he had one of his goons come over ask ask us to 'Join Mr Rourke'.
We fell about laughing and told the goon to take a hike!
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Sugar, You folded the paper six ways to Sunday to make a cootie catcher. You wrote things on the inside and then moved it back and forth and then when you lifted up a certain part, that was your future
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I remember! I never played it, but I saw the older "cool" girls doing it. I think it was called "cat's cradle"
When my friends and I were juniors and seniors, we contented ourselves with writing filthy scenarios on little pieces of paper and putting them into my purple LeSportsac.
We would then ask each other "Would you rather do (whatever filthy scene we would pick from the bag) with this person or with that person?
I'm still scarred from some of those, I gotta tell ya! :)
I guess you can tell I went to Catholic high school!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
WTF!! Mickey was raising awareness to buying pets from pet stores.. he even headed up a protest at a pet store in Florida and now he buys a dog from one???!!!
He makes me sick!! Cause you know the only reason he bought it was because his trick of the week must have said "Ohhhh looook.. I waaaaant iiiiit!!!"
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 2:15pm.
Sugar, that sounds like that game you played with the paper
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What? Like the newspaper?! I am totally stumped!NANTUCKET!
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I don't remember. You folded the paper six ways to Sunday to make a cootie catcher. You wrote things on the inside and then moved it back and forth and then when you lifted up a certain part, that was your future. I must have lifted the part that said "You will have no life".
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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.
Sugar, that sounds like that game you played with the paper
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What? Like the newspaper?! I am totally stumped!NANTUCKET!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
OT: I would just like to state for the record that the '80's "Scarface" was the best movie ever made in the history of the world.
DePalma is the best director that ever did live.
This concludes this PSA!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
Centy, that sounds like that game you played with the paper. God. What was it? ACK!
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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.
Sugar, *Charlie Brown yell* THAT'S IT!
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There was also some "Baby Wets" doll that you could fill with water, it would "pee," and you would diaper it like a little mommy.
My brothers and I decided to fill her with Kool-Aid cuz it would be kinda "fun", but when I tried to diaper her it kept coming out so fast and ruined my mom's living room couch, which was very much unappreciated.
I don't have any kids, btw. Probably for the best! :)
There was also this "dating" board game, where girls would go around the board fighting each other over who would get the "catch"...the other guys were like beanie-wearing nerds, and/or covered with acne.
Great game! I never won!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
I would definately have a drink or so with Rourke. He seems fun, and would tell a lot of interesting stories.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 11/29/2009 - 2:01pm.
Sugar, lol! had a doll that you could pull on her hair to make it "grow".
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The "Chrissy" doll!
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*Charlie Brown yell* THAT'S IT!
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George W. Bush has decided to become a motivational speaker, thereby putting his money where his foot usually is.
Sugar, lol! had a doll that you could pull on her hair to make it "grow".
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The "Chrissy" doll!
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
her hairpiece is really strange looking. looks like a leftover from a hungarian vogue model shoot.
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all i wanna do is (BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM)
and a (KA CHING)
and take your money
Dave L..we know you are a man..with big ones! no worries. ahahaha.
the actors you named are great. 2 Xma's ago, I was given the Scarface platinum edition. I love it! Me as a young lady, like real men acting. in whatever type of role.
Coma Caca!!
There are very few authentic, good actors now besides the older ones.