Monday, November 30th 2009

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Amazon Eve - At 6'8", Amazon Eve might be the world's tallest bikini model and possibly the owner of the longest clit (ala Chyna-style)!

Amazon Eve (birth name: Amazon Evan) graces the pages of Australia's Zoo Weekly and says that in addition to bikini modeling, her hobbies include fantasy wrestling, domination, role playing, scissor sessions, tug of wear and overpowering. Basically, she just wants a reason to smash you with her exquisite lucite heel (in size: XXXL Khloe Kardashian).

We really should watch ourselves around this big big bitch, because she could send us flying just by flicking her pinky toe. I mean, her hands are bigger than that model's head! Bitch could squish her head! On a positive note, you could probably use her ass lips to go bungee jumping.

Below is Amazon Eve's bikini video, which was definitely directed by David Lynch.



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Talibah's picture

Sorry but what you are saying is not true. The index finger of a woman determine if she's dominant or submissive in personality. A short index finger means dominant and a long index finger means submissive. Get your fact straight! Nothing is that cut and dry.

Submitted by Questinia on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 11:11pm.

I think her index finger looks longer than her ring finger, if that's true, then 99% sure she's female. Longer index fingers are used forensically to identify women.

Questinia's picture

I think her index finger looks longer than her ring finger, if that's true, then 99% sure she's female. Longer index fingers are used forensically to identify women.

vidz's picture

@ToddRH
Too bad you missed out on Julia Child.

And dudes I'm not saying she looks like a man, I'm saying that IS A MAN.

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I'd climb her like a jungle gym

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Zorba-the-Geek's picture

That's a man, baby!

*rips off wig*

I'm 6'4" and I'd tear that up! One of my best sex partners was a 6'1" volleyball player and she was a tiger. It was surreal to be in bed with someone close to my height.

Bruce's picture

THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!

nono's picture

OMFG! I feel like I am watching a scifi movie. People are harsh, she looks good for a giant woman. They usually look all f'd up and straight up like dudes. Like you couldn't tell they are women unless they told you so.

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Submitted by AlohaGirl on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 2:40pm.

Thanks for posting that. Clears it up nicely!

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misslainey's picture

What was the name of that character that Jim Carey used to play on 'In Living Color'? Was it Venus something or other? Well, that's who this chick looks like. Only trannier.

CeeCee's picture

Look at the face, that's a dude.

http://ultraxs.com/image-B54C_4B1435DF.jpg

The fact that this woman suffers from acromegaly does not mean she is a tranny. Anyone that tall will move in ways that seem "unatural" or different to us regular-sizze folks, as well as cause abnormal bone structure, especially in the face, which is why she comes across as mannish.
And I have exactly the same ass and midsection as she does, and I am only 5'8 and very much a woman, albeit one that can't buy pants in the women's department...

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I feel like I just watched a fetish film...*thinks happy thoughts*

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Submitted by z-listed on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 1:04pm.

...they way she moves is not natural for a woman.

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Bingo. Judging by fact that she moves like a dude trying to move like a chick and the severe case of manface, there is no way this person entered the world without a penis. I'd bet my no-nuts on it.

Stock Broker's picture

Imagine a menage a trois with them. That would be some freaky circus shit.

I like tall women. Is she a woman or a tranny or a hemy?

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Wow! Knew it was a man immediately.....so sad, what is this world coming to...no one has morals anymore. >;(

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Submitted by z-listed on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 1:04pm.

She's one of the prettier trannies that I've seen. I wasn't sure until I saw the video, they way she moves is not natural for a woman.
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Totally. That's what it is ...I was tryna figure that one out earlier...

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She's one of the prettier trannies that I've seen. I wasn't sure until I saw the video, they way she moves is not natural for a woman.

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Mel's picture

Her face kind of looks mannish to me.

MizRo's picture

vidz: I know sweets just being dramatic!

I have brown/brown too...

Ok, I'm off to clean the house and decorate for the holidays.

Have a great day and peace!
*muah*

vidz's picture

Mizro: don't fret, I was using the term midget loosely. She's taller than me remember? I love her eyes, I have dark brown eyes like 2/3 of the world's population.ON the brightside, grey or green contacts look very natural with my skin tone.

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MizRo's picture

*tears of laughter running down my face* Chiri: seriously! I'll stick with the low fives, dammit!

Crotch shot would have brought her to her knees! Here's a "hard" five for you.

Bree's picture

Did anyone else notice the little "v" shape she has going down to her private area, like men do?

Stoney's picture

That is one disgusting fucking yeti.

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Chirio's picture

ROFL @ MizRo w/ the high five sh*t. If I was that lil one I would've punched her in the man ovaries (balls)

Coma Caca!!

MizRo's picture

Hey! She's not a midget vidz. *crying* She's my height. *crying harder*

And yes, the smaller one is quite pretty, lovely eyes.

The Amazon's face is manly too.

Bree's picture

I'm 5'3 and my twin is 4'10, it's weird how much a difference it makes when it comes to guys and their preferences. Anywho, her man is 6'7 and mine is 6'4 so I have no problems with it :)

OT: I think she is model pretty but the fact that she'd rather be a freak show is a little disturbing. Maybe it's because she is a man?

vidz's picture

I have to say the midget is MREALLY pretty.

Mizro: You only now saw the vid? It's totally a man right? Also "her" back doesn't curve in and out. A very distinct trait in the flattest of women.

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MizRo's picture

Chiri: my bad, I commented on her being a woman without watching the vid either.

She does move like a man and does have man butt and middle body - squared off kind of torso.

Yeah, and that "high" five shit was uncalled for!
Ha, high five!! We needs us some short fives!
*can't stop giggling*

fulgora77's picture

I bet she sounds like Ben Stein.

Chirio's picture

MizRo: I just watched it too. I commented on her trannyness without looking at the vid. She/it has man butt. and I find at the last seconds for it to play with the lil women racist! the lil one trying to reach it's hand. NOT COOL!

Stop the lil women reach my hand abuse!

Coma Caca!!

MizRo's picture

Ok, I must concede that this was a man.

I just watched the vid and her gestures and the way she carries herself are manly. Jeez.

There are more convincing transgenders on the streets, nonethelss, I still want long legs. *sigh*

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Submitted by sunryse on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 8:15am.
"This is one for the 'photoshop disasters' and not for the little bitch, but I think they shaved off the amazon's vajayjay."

That's the tiniest crotch I've ever seen on an adult woman.

I hope she gets frequent cardiac screenings because people that tall and slim sometimes suffer from Long QT syndrome.

I have bias for tallness, I find it more attractive in both sexes. Male or female, though, taller than 6'5 gives me the creeps.

She moves like a tranny, not a woman, but the little one must be a midget on top it all because she looks a lot MORE than a foot shorter than 6'8", and her proportions look a little cute and stubby. So they got a dwarf to make the "amazon" look much bigger.

Dgrin's picture

after watching the video that's definitely a tranny if I ever saw one.

Dgrin's picture

man those implants must be custom made they're almost as huge if not bigger than the regular girl's head.

Katt's picture

Yup, I'm pretty sure she's a man...That little brunette is GORGEOUS tho.
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MizRo's picture

vidz: Well, my bro is off the market but I'm sure you'll find someone tall and handsome love!

My s-i-l's etyes ARE cat-eyes but the best thing about her is that she is a beautiful soul!! I'm happy for my brother.

Now my sisters' hubbies are another story! Bwahaha.

vidz's picture

Mizro: Ooh I love cat eyes. I'm also on the lookout for someone TALL to marry so that my kids don't end up as midgets.

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vidz's picture

I'm sure that is a man. Look at 0.24sec. The way "she" adjusts her hair, the lack of labia lips, lack of breasts and hips. Or maybe she has alot of male hormones. But my money is on tranny.

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Nephilim giant

MizRo's picture

vidz: I know, I know. Boys/men always help a damsel in distress babe - it IS great being a woman!

My sister-in-law is 4'10" and she married my brother who is - get ready - 6'6"!!!
She is quite pretty with these grayish glowing eyes, and that's what attracted my bro.

vidz's picture

@ Mizro

If I ever come to the US, you can catch me bobbing up and down the supermarket aisle. Luckily I'm kinda cute, so the stocker? boys are more than willing to help me. Also, I'm glad, i'm decently proportioned, I don't have supermodel legs but atleast they're not stumpy. You are 5inches taller than your sis? She must hate you ;) I have a cuz that is 4'10, her bro is 6'1. But she is also the most beautiful person in the entire family, so it evens out.

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Da Truff's picture

Punchline waiting for a joke:

"I said "She's a fucking horse", not "She's fucking a horse."

MizRo's picture

*sobbing with vidz* *blubbering* I can't reach anything in my cupboards, at the market, in my closets!! I feel for you too, honey.
My sil is 4'10!!

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@MizRo,

I'm 5ft NOTHING! Sobs.

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MizRo's picture

I agree A Noun... She's not a tranny: I've seen hella lots of women in NYC that were really TALL.

I guess I'm dwarfish - I'm 5'3" and I hate it!

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So she's tall. So what? Is she model-pretty? No. She's a novelty act.

The other model was 5'3", which I consider to be almost dwarfish.

It just bothers me that, apparently according to M.K., anyone over 5'7" is a tranny. That's sad.

jussayin's picture

I tawt I taw a putty tat!
but, no it was a penis...

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