The Hasselhoff Family Is A Mess
While The Hoff dried out in the psych ward on Saturday night, his ex-wife Pamela was put into handcuffs for driving while under the influence of booze. That family and the sweet nectar are fucking done professionally.
Pamela told TMZ that she was with her daughters earlier in the evening, trying to comfort them because their father is in the hospital. After she wiped their tears, she went off to dinner to booze her sorrows away. Pamela claims she only had a few drinks, but she blew a .14 on a breathalyzer test, so she must have been doing Big Gulp-sized shots.
Pamela was later released on $15,000 bail. This is her second DUI in one year, which means she'll probably have to spend some time in a jail cell.
After her arrest, Pamela told TMZ, "I am remorseful and mortified. I am going through a really difficult time between David being in the hospital and dealing with the divorce."
If you want to booze through your problems, then at least do it right. Do what we all do. Take the bottle, go to the bathroom, lock the door, turn on the shower, sit against the wall and bawl your eyes out while listening to Carly Simon's Greatest Hits. Don't get behind the wheel of anything with a motor.
And somewhere in a Vh1 board room, Dr. Drew is pitching Celebrity Rehab: Family Edition.
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You'd think these people could afford a fucking taxi.
I am speechless.
David and Pamela are pathetic!
God, I really feel for their poor daughters.
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LOL MK! I bet Dr. Drew is totally all over this. I feel bad for their two daughters. No excuse in the world to drive drunk. If she wanted to get fucked up she could have waited until she got home. Idiot.
Lovagod...Why don't these rich pricks learn how to call a taxi? Or do like I do, get sloshy at home, like a normal person. Drunk and sloppy in public ain't cute after 40.
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what trash. their poor daughters.
Snideychick sez:
Carol King's Tapestry album is the perfect cryin' in yer booze music!
most booze cruisers spend a few nights banged up from time to time. The rich and famed get their lawyers to bail them out. Not the The Hoff look who he called for help http://tinyurl.com/yjykgmy
Great. That must be SO comforting to her daughters.
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Ugh, her nose job is beyond horrible! She needs to stop justifying her DUIs and get some help before she kills someone. IMO they are both wastrels.
If you drink, hire a cab or a driver.
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I wish I could souse in the public eye....and then piss in it....
but really hasslehoff's house is hassled....he's lookin more
like P. Swayze everday
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Damn! That's rough for the kids having two rummys as parents.
Um, wow. Just reading about all of this now. Hoff, seizures? Really?!?! WOW. Hopefully he'll put the bottle down for good.
Pamela? Stupid bitch.
Submitted by kokoskitten: "...i have a feeling even though the alkie gene runs hardcore in the family the daughters have seen so much booze related nasty drama that while they may hate and resent their parents later(now) they won't be drunks..."
I sure hope not. If you have that alkie gene, you pretty much have to not drink at all.
Can you imagine the wonderful times these two had together!? *hiccup* *lurch*
I will be researching my family tree...I think I could be a Hoff! LMAO! Nah...we are not that popular in Germany.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
when your ex husband is in the hospital because of booze maybe SET AN EXAMPLE (at least in front of the kids--you can go drink in your room alone later AT HOME) and don't drink at dinner...i have a feeling even though the alkie gene runs hardcore in the family the daughters have seen so much booze related nasty drama that while they may hate and resent their parents later(now) they won't be drunks...
For chrissakes, Could the Hoff and his Ex be MORE SELFISH?! Do either of them ever think about their kids, and how this shit effects them? And Pam is so full of shit. They've been divorced for years, and to still try and use that as an excuse to get drunk is such bullshit.
You wanna drink, fine. Party on. But stay home, and do your drinking and passing out there.
"I am remorseful and mortified. I am going through a really difficult time between David being in the hospital and dealing with the divorce."
The divorce was a long time ago
Time to invest in a new excuse
dumb ass
Coma Caca!!
Look to the cheeseburger, Pamela. Look to the cheeseburger.
Sounds like a Dina Lohan intervention!
If you need drink away your troubles STAY AT HOME!! Getting in a car and driving wasted is so fucking retarded!!!!!!!!!!!
Get a driver BIYATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bravo Pleco!!! Amazing Avie!
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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
Damn, two alkie parents. Those poor kids.
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"Watch the face, Asshole!" -BK
I have heard that even KITT only uses Jack Daniel's Motor Oil now.
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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
How very Lohanesque!
At least the Hoff daughters aren't out snorting crack or chasing fame. Not that I know of, anyway.
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Bottom-feeder.
I feel sorry for their children.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Dayum. Candy Finnegan, where are you?!!
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They were divorced in 2007...same year as my divorce....I'm not a fall down DUI getting drunk!
Well...I don't fall down or get DUI's
~Madness as you know, Is like gravity. All it takes is a little push....
what a dumb fuck.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
But aren't all of us dumb naive whores supposed to believe the hoffster has a "medical condition?" Being a fall down drunk apparently has nothing to do with it.
Gooooooooood Morning suckers!
Hasseloff should just do a Surreal Life and just get it over with. Or "Celebrity" Rehab...Fuck, I'm sure VH1 will soon give him his OWN show.
Fucking assholes.
They've been divorced for at least a year. Quit crying!!
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From what I remember, the kids are fairly normal, right? Well...they USED to be. It'll be tough to stay that way after this kind of a year.
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Oh, my God, you dumb fucking buttwhores!!!!!!
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David in the hospital and the divorce?? Havent they been divorced for sometime??? Get the fuck over it already. Usually a poor excuse is better than no excuse, but not in this instance.
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