Monday, November 30th 2009
That Better Not Be A Jackalope
Some hos (with extra chromosomes) spend their entire lives searching for the elusive and mythical creature known as the Jackalope. And here's singer Paloma Faith casually strolling through some event in London the other night with one of her chest! This crazy trick is acting like nothing is wrong. A Jackalope died from humping on her breasts, and she's smiling like we shouldn't be running to our kitchen to grab a bag of flour to douse her with.
And if Paloma is wearing the carcass of a Jackalope on her titties, I don't even want to know what kind of chupacabra-like creature she's wearing as panties.
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woah i'm ashamed to be a redhead now
SERIOUSLY! Please someone tell me. It's like a melted jackalope. WTF TIMES INFINITY.
I'm sure its a Jackalope but what the hell is it holding?
Why the hell does that thing appear to have a hard-on sticking out from it?
Oy vey! A face only a muddah could love!!! @@
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
For a split second I thought this was Evan Rachel Wood
kitties <3
Whoever this fugly, gummy, attention whore is she looks like an idiot.
She looks like one frisky kink. She had me at the word 'redhead'.
That fur thing is ugly as hell, but I appreciate someone willing to stir the pot a bit.
Tallsonofagun: thank you for the info. I will give her music a listen: anyone whose sound is reminiscent of Holiday is ok in my book!
Thank you.
Man, I hate that none of you guys knows who she is. She is soooo awesome! She´s a British singer who is like a mix of Amy Winehouse and Billie Holiday without the Crack or Heroin problems. Seriously, without snarkiness, her album, "Do You Want The Truth Or Something Beautiful" is definitely one of the best albums of the last few years. And yeh, not exactly the best pictures of her, but really cool that she has a sense of humor about herself to do this.
She looks like she'd give the worst toothy bjs on the planet.
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
@ moomarse: HA! He does kinda look like that RP. If the real thing were to stick a dead pigeon on his head, all the Twitards would follow.
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"All of us are lying in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars."-Oscar Wilde
Not cute.
Anything that draws attention away from her face, I guess...
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Submitted by Katt on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 12:13pm.
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I love and hate this at the same time!
1. That's a pet ginnea pig, not road kill (hate this)...
2. That guy looks like RPattz - LOVE IT! Especially the double rat headpiece!!!
3. Now I've seen everything! Love IT!
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
WTF is it?? I mean the one with red hair!
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Get the fucking ads out of the comments section!!!
I have NO idea who this ugly chick is, but holy crap! At first I thought she was holding that thing, but NO, it is ATTACHED to her dress! WTF???? Who looks at dresses and says "Yes, I MUST have that one! The one with the dead thing hooked onto the front of it!"???? Who???? Desperate for attention much???
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I dont get this bitch AT ALL
Another record company a and r desperate to jump onto/into the Winehouse "genre" .... FAIL. She doent even come close to the talent of Wino.
Plus everyone knows you NEVER wear eyeshadow from lid to brow.
Desparado attention ho accessory too.
*blows rasberry.*
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
I love a woman with a hairy chest.
...the fuck??? Roadkill as accessories now?! That shit must be crawling with dead-animal germs. Too bad it can't even distract from those gums and that FACE!
Saw this slide-show of taxidermy hair accessories, seemed appropriate to share with you whores.
http://www.bellasugar.com/5810889
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"All of us are lying in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars."-Oscar Wilde
that's really jennifer connolly before the revlon people
doll her up for the shoot....and the girl holding her is
her sister
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Toss up on which one looks more like a carcass.
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
Ugh. I am offended first as a vegetarian, second as a fashion-conscious person.
Has she been rummaging through Damien Hirst's attic or was her bulletproof jacket attacked by a vicious mink (you know Karl Lagerfeld said they are very dangerous creatures and deserve to be made into coats)?
wtf is that?!
So... which one is the jackalope?
What the fuck is that?
and I'm not referring to her Katie Couric gums there. Ugh!
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"Let's unleash the defense lawyers." Nancy Grace.
Special needs version of Chicken Cutlets...that's who this trick reminds me of.
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA
She's got that "50/50" smile: 50% gums, 50% teeth.
That kind of smile always freaks me out.
I still can't see what the fuck I'm looking at. Looks like she was drunk shopping at regretsy.
The lesson learned from lady gaga is wear outrageous crap for more attention and you might get more listeners that way. So much for talent speaking for itself.
too fug for words...oh and that furry necklace thing too.
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA
"eyebrow situation," anyone?
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all i wanna do is (BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM)
and a (KA CHING)
and take your money
Maybe she spilled something down the front of her dress and she stopped at the Moose Lodge to pick up a brooch to cover it.
The roadkill is easier on the eyes than she is. _______
Think of all the amounts of dick butter, ass jelly, nose dingles, taint cream and pit wine he has produced. (MK)
I'm not sure whether last rites should be administered to the dead thing on the dress or the undead thing in the dress.
Me too loozer!! I am back on my no bread/pasta/rice/potato lifestyle... Love you, honey!! *muah*
LOL at Jack "collecting the roadkill" loooooozahhhhhh!! NO SPANK YOU!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
Thank You Miz!! I hope your day was wonderful too!
I had a great holiday and weekend. Probably gained 20 pounds.
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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
SOMEONE needs a better lint roller.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Who? What? Whoever she is, she has a spot of cheeto-dust underneath each eye.
MK aren't you going to write about the two famewhores who crashed the President's dinner last week? http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/white-house-crashers-michaele-tareq-salahi-pas...
Good morning all!!
Loozer - hope you had a phenomenal weekend honey - especially Saturday! I left you a message on the birthday sluts thread, that day!
This woman is scary looking and frankly that thing on her chest is offensive: to my eyes and to my head.
I'm surprised someone didn't knock her to the ground and attempt to kill it.
Submitted by loozer on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 10:22am.
Ooh Ooh, new business venture. Road Kill Fashions! It can be a collaborative Dlisted effort. Which of you sluts is good at designing? Jack can collect the roadkill. I will harvest the meat and sell it to school cafeterias. SandF loves fur, he can tan the hides and/or learn some taxidermy. Advertise on Dlisted.
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I WANNA DO THE SKINNIN'.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Is it tranny day on Dlisted???
Jackalope aside, WTF is that???
what the....
Coma Caca!!
Why is she wearing Rachel Zoe on her chest?
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Nice beaver, butthead.
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Bottom-feeder.
Hohan just bought one, it's a great place to hide your stash!
Jermajesty's Secret Service
Ooh Ooh, new business venture. Road Kill Fashions! It can be a collaborative Dlisted effort. Which of you sluts is good at designing? Jack can collect the roadkill. I will harvest the meat and sell it to school cafeterias. SandF loves fur, he can tan the hides and/or learn some taxidermy. Advertise on Dlisted.
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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
Roadkill chic.
Maybe this is a homage to Christmas Vacation and the squirrel in the tree. I thought the cat chewing the Christmas lights was funnier. A fried cat would look lovely on the front of a dress or suit.
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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
THIS IS LADY GAGA'S FAULT!