Chelsea Clinton Is Engaged
Chelsea Clinton and her boyfriend Marc Mezvinsky are officially engaged. Like for real this time. There were rumors that the two already attached ball and chains to their ankles in Martha's Vineyard this past summer, but that was just all a lie. They sent out this e-mail to friends and family:
"We're sorry for the mass email but we wanted to wish everyone a belated Happy Thanksgiving! We also wanted to share that we are engaged! We didn't get married this past summer despite the stories to the contrary, but we are looking toward next summer and hope you all will be there to celebrate with us. Happy Holidays! Chelsea & Marc"
Hooray. Pass out the cigars.... Actually, that probably isn't a smart move.
And in hotter news, while I was looking for a picture of Chelsea and Marc, I came across this stunning work of art that made my fingers stop in their tracks and my skin catch on fire for a quick second (insert your flamer joke here):
This gorgeous plate of fried tomatoes and sauteed eggplant was photographed outside of a Barbara Streisand concert, which was attended by Chelsea. I really hope Chelsea makes this woman her flower memaw. She deserves the position.
Anyway, congrats to Chelsea and Marc. And thanks to them, because if they didn't get engaged I would've never come across this gorgeous specimen.
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"OMG I know that guy in the purple! He's a HUGE musical theatre buff!"
HE???!!!
I see a life of missionary sex and Chelsea wondering...what ever happened to his upper lip????
Seriously..what are their kids going to look like??
Not that she needs the $$, but he's a big Goldman Sachs banker. Go Chel$ea!
He looks like a closet PERVE!
But hey,congratulations guys!
OMG I know that guy in the purple! He's a HUGE musical theatre buff!
As to the purple - what do you expect from someone from Edmonton? An Edmontonian wouldn't be caught dead in earth tones or greys - we're just lucky he wasn't wearing purple, red, orange, lime green, and neon pink all at the same time. I personally blame the Ukrainian diaspora.
I'm afraid that Chelsea belongs to the Tater Willis big head club.
Marc looks like he is quietly enjoying a butt plug in the first picture.
She is definitely not genetically gifted.
Please, Chelz... comb your hair. She's beautiful but not in a size -2 meth face kind of way. & she's highly intelligent. Stop judging people by what they look like, m'kay? It's a hater thing to do & I don't fuckin heart that, m'kay?
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
You folks are viscous today. You're right of course that Chelsea is an ugly woman. I thought that she was improving. But that particular photo caused me to stop chewing my food, and wonder what had happened.
Great!
Now THEY can have the child of Janet Reno and Ross the Intern.
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Submitted by Wren on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 3:30pm.
Marc there looks like a serial killer. The kind that eats his victims.
Chelsea got the worst her parents had to offer genetically.
Can't wait to see what the kids look like.
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Their kids will probably be gorgeous. I see that happen a lot, "quirky" looking parents begetting beautiful kids. I guess it's nature's way of saying, "My bad..."
That said, I don't think Chelsea or her man look that bad. Just average as can be.
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She's really ugly....every branch, as they say.
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I'm in Edmonton. I'm going to keep my eyes open for that hot woman on our city streets.
I don't get the whole gene pool thing. I mean really - Hilliary isn't butt fucking ugly, she just has an ass the size of a fucking football field and Bill- hell he's not a bad looking dude but Chelsea - I have to say that she looks face caught on fire and some asshole put it out with an ice pick. I mean just pitiful! If I were Bill, I would want a DNA test, its entirely possible Hillary was doing some fucking Czech dude in law school!
Meh. . . He can't be as bad as Henry Hager, the dude Jenna Bush married. I went to college with Henry and knew him. (None of this passing in the halls b.s.-I acutally knew him and had 2 classes with him.) He was without a doubt the biggest asshole I ever met in my life. I actually felt for Jenna. Oh, and he's also as dumb as a box of hair.
Dated a guy at said college who was friends with Chelsea. Apparently, she was a pretty nice person.
Once she saw that his face made hers look thin, the die was cast.
PS. Am I the only one who thinks her dude looks a bit en closette? Except for his hair, that is.
Congratulations to Chelsea Clinton.
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He does look like Thomas Lennon without the humor.
Hey! Are we slaying regular people now? I signed up for draggin celebrities through the mud (being so rich for doing next to nothing).
If we start dogging regular people, I just know one day my fuckin ass will be up here, tryna cop some Prince tickets, and then I will have to FUCK ALL OF YOU UP!!!!
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There's nothing like a little black pussy!
Marc there looks like a serial killer. The kind that eats his victims.
Chelsea got the worst her parents had to offer genetically.
Can't wait to see what the kids look like.
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
Gag! Chelsea Clinton was severely beaten with the fugly stick. Hillary has enough penis and balls to have made her completely by herself.
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
I hope she got in.
Who is the grumpy old geezer sitting between them? He looks as excited at they do.
Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?
Because her biological father was Janet Reno!
Is it me or does he kinda look like Thomas Lennon?
She is an unfortunate looking woman. Sad, since her parents aren't too bad... looking.
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
I see she inherited Hillary's good looks! BTW, that second pic of Hillary is really bad. She should have worn sunscreen, washed her hair, and the color purple is not flattering on her. However, I do like her shoes!
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Fuck Chelsea and what's-his-face's engagement...I wanna know more about that hot piece behind them! That expression is priceless. LOL
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Submitted by Snoogle on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 12:06pm.
Hopefully her wedding pictures will turn out better than Amy Carter's ... ewwww http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/126772.jpg
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Omy. Aren't they special lookin!
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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 12:08pm.
Clintons love the jews. I wouldn't be surprised if Hillary went down on Golda Meir.
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Oh I never realised Lewinsky was Jewish! Makes sense now. But then given the number of Jewish-descent Americans, I say it's chance. Something tells me Chelsea probably wants to avoid acting like her dad.
Chelsea is hella smart. Was plenty qualified to be a Rhodes Scholar, just like daddy, but she disappointed her teachers at Stanford by not allowing herself to be considered. She did not want or need the acclaim. I like her for that.
Bless her little heart..........
Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 12:26pm.
LOL you kinky german brit
Chelsea is a tragic creature.i blame Hilary's genes.
Submitted by Snoogle on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 11:53am.
Submitted by MizRo on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 11:43am.
The W twins could be kidnapped, raped, chained, flogged and flayed and I would still detest them.
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shhushhhh, guys, this turns me on!
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Marc's dad:
"A Career in Politics
Edward Mezvinsky was a football hero at Iowa State University, and worked in Iowa Representative Neal Smith in the 1960s, before being elected himself in 1968. He lost to Jim Leach in 1976, and moved to Pennsylvania, where he ran for Congress in 1980 and lost.3
In the early 1980s he opened a number of businesses, including grain export, medical instrument companies and a series of get-rich quick schemes with African businessmen, including but not limited to Nigerian email scams.1
None of the businesses worked well, and between 1995 and 2000, Mezvinsky executed 165 transactions under $!0,000—evidence of classic restructuring behavior to avoid reporting large amounts of income. He charmed investors, including close friends and friends of friends; and became close to, among others, Bill and Hillary Clinton.3 1
Eventually, his fraudulent business deals caught up with him and in 2001 he was charged with 66 counts of fraud, totally at least $10.4 million. Among the frauds he was accused of was a classic Ponzi scheme, in which he spent his wife's inheritance, used checks from her congressional account and cheated his mother-in-law out of $300,000. He pleaded insanity, claiming his bipolar disorder didn't allow him to see the downside of his risky investments.3 1
Mezvinsky was convicted in 2003 and sentenced to nearly 7 years. He is scheduled to be released in November 2009."
Coma Caca!!
Things that make you go hmmmm: When two homely people have sex is it called "bumpin' pretties"?
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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
Submitted by MizRo on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 12:05pm.
Besides, I wouldn't pay one red cent to see Streisand, she's notoriuos tightwad and an ugly human being, inside and out.
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I used to love the Babs until I saw the bitch come out of her in an interview.
Wake me when Chelsea swings a golf club over her head and chases him down the driveway..
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Submitted by Snoogle on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 12:06pm.
Hopefully her wedding pictures will turn out better than Amy Carter's ... ewwww http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/126772.jpg
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
Let's not forget her future father-in-law was in the slammer for his involvement in a Nigerian 419 black money scam. Niiiiiiiice.
Mac & Cheese is their couple name
Submitted by Emeriesan on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 12:03pm.
Mezvinsky? Kinda sounds like Lewinsky
Clintons love the jews. I wouldn't be surprised if Hillary went down on Golda Meir.
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
These poor kids look to me like they have the most boring sex EVER. I began to nod off just looking at their pic.
He doesn't have a wiki entry, but his dad does...
Edward "Ed" Mezvinsky (born January 17, 1937) is a former congressman who was later sentenced to 80 months in prison for a series of white-collar crimes involving fraud. As a Democrat he represented Iowa's 1st congressional district in the United States House of Representatives for two terms, from 1973 to 1977.
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
Hopefully her wedding pictures will turn out better than Amy Carter's ... ewwww http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/126772.jpg
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I know purple is "in" and the color of royalty but there is such a thing as over-doing it.
Too much purple, too much make-up, just too much.
Besides, I wouldn't pay one red cent to see Streisand, she's notoriuos tightwad and an ugly human being, inside and out.
Mezvinsky? Kinda sounds like Lewinsky - I hope this is not bad omen.
I quite like Chelsea actually.