Monday, November 30th 2009
Panty Creamer Of The Day
When I woke up this morning, I was hoping to see new pictures of a hot piece with wood, but this is not really what I had in mind. That being said, my genitals will still snatch it up and run.
Here's Colin Farrell at LAX with his latest baby mama Alicja Bachleda, and also sunning his nipples in Mexico.
Colin and Alicja decided to leave their 2-month old baby friend at home, because nothing kills orgasms like non-stop crying and the scent of fresh diarrhea. Well, unless you're Sarah Jessica Parker. That bitch sniffs a dirty diaper like it's a bottle of poppers.
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The only way I can see that the baby would be left is if it were with the Polish grandma. They're so clucky and prefer if you go and leave the baby with them. My mum had that with both my grandma and great-grandma. They were happier looking after me than having my parents around.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
It's Colin so I can almost smell the days stale cigarette butts, swamp pussy laden breath, and splashes of spilled Jack Daniels on him from here.
And women want to hit that?!
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 10:23pm.
Wow, such motherly bonding to leave the babeh at home. Although he's probably better-loved and -cared for by his nanny.
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Yeah...I was biting that back, myself...I can't even imagine WANTING to leave my baby when she was that young...even for sex. Let it come to me - we can work it out. Where there's a will, there's a way...
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
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"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Wow, such motherly bonding to leave the babeh at home. Although he's probably better-loved and -cared for by his nanny.
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"Are we pilgrims all of a sudden? ”
That's what I was gonna say. How the hell do you leave your kid at home so you can go on vacation? And what nutjob would agree to take care of your screaming offspring for you, so you can have a vacation?
Proves that hoodrat only had the kid so she could get her claws into Ferrell. And bitch ain't even hot anymore (he wasn't hot before either, but he's not getting better with age).
"There are three things I'm afraid of clowns, homeless people and drag queens" - Jeff Lewis
What kind of cold-hearted, self-involved bitch leaves her baby at home to go on holiday and fuck a sleazebag? Most women can't leave their new babies for a day let alone an entire fucking vacation. On the other hand, maybe the kid is better off in the hands of a nanny than those of these two douches?
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I'm sorry, but, Colin is like a guilty pleasure. I'm usually embarrassed to admit that I think he's HAWT and I love that accent. Swoon......Dirty white boyasaurus!!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
I'm sorry, I didn't know we wandered back into 2003 again. let's keep Colin best left in our memories from when he didn't have as many diseases and viruses pulsating from his peen hole...then again, he was probably born with the clap and genital warts on his tongue.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 12:55pm.
How long does it take you broads to get back into 'playing shape' after having one of these kid things??
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Disclaimer: May be TMI for some.
Every woman is different, and some jump back into the sex game sooner than they're ready or really want to. I had 100% natural childbirth and a very painful episiotomy (look it up, if you don't know) so it was a clear "hell no!" for anything touching me down there for a lot longer than 8 weeks.
After giving birth, it takes a few weeks for a woman's pelvis to contract back into pre-pregnancy position. Breast feeding can magically speed this up. (I could actually feel my pelvis moving back into place; it felt like really bad menstrual cramps.) Because the pelvis is still open and the genital tissues may not be fully healed, having sex too soon after childbirth can lead to infection and/or unwanted pregnancy. That last one might sound kind of obvious but that's how people end up with unplanned kids who are only ten or 11 months apart in age.
Besides the fact that most new mothers wouldn't consider leaving behind a two-month old, men please don't be encouraged by these pictures. It only happens like this in Hollywood. It's not like this in real life. Think about it. For over 9 months, a woman's body has gone through dramatic physical and hormonal changes. Followed by giving birth and then the round-the-clock taking care of a crying/eating/pissing/pooping machine. For normal women, it's hard enough to try to find a way to get two hours of sleep in a stretch. Taking a Mexican booty vacation just eight weeks after giving birth just doesn't seem real. Shit, I didn't have the time or energy to brush my damn hair.
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“An evening gown that shows a woman’s ankles as she walks is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen!” –Valentino
men who shave their chests are pussy boys. and colin has been a sleazebag for years.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 2:09pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 2:05pm.
hmmm. Funny how colin planned this trip 6-8 weeks after birth ; P
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Was thinking the same thing as I typed that.
How nice for them to have an entourage to their sex-date. LOL! That's gotta take some of the romance out...
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 2:05pm.
hmmm. Funny how colin planned this trip 6-8 weeks after birth ; P
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 2:03pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 1:34pm.
i meant the vagina. how long til ya'll are comfortable having sexy times again?
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LOL! That's funny. "Playing shape" for me is the whole package man. But the vagina's good to go in about 6-8 weeks:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 1:34pm.
i meant the vagina. how long til ya'll are comfortable having sexy times again?
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 12:55pm.
How long does it take you broads to get back into 'playing shape' after having one of these kid things??
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Everybody's different. Some bitches are lucky and get it back right away. As you can tell by my tone, I was not one of those lucky bitches...I wasn't in good shape until 8 or 9 months later...
♥ Threadkilla!
"I told him to tell her to be herself. I think he did and now she's bein a whore!"
~ david Letterman - Staff Fucker
http://www.bestofthe2000s.com/media5.html
"piggy is listed and dlisted isn't! Fuckers." ~ TITS VOTE!
Mmmmm...(leans closer to the screen). Nope. Still wouldn't hit it.
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"Watch the face, Asshole!" -BK
I'm glad he's decided to stop fighting the hot, because he was so fine back in 2004. It's a nice return to form.
@ LolaBella
I wanna see the tape!!! Where can I see it? Anybody knows?
y LolaBella
n Snowball
thank you for describing
“So no girl can really be your friend, because if she takes attention from you, your daddy doesn’t love you.” Megan Fox
For some bizarre reason, he shaves his body now. Worked on one of his early movies, and definitely saw some hair on that body. Either way, I'd hit it.
There isn't really much a father can do for a 2 month old anyway, he's pretty useless. Two month olds, if nursing, are on the tit every 2-3 hours, bottle fed around every 3 hours, need to be changed, burped, held, etc.
Aside from helping the mother change his diaper/bottle feed, get the baby FOR her in the middle of the night. Dads are pretty useless for the first 5-6 months.
I wonder if this child has any developmental problems as his other son does.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 12:48pm.
describe the tape I havent seen it
It's a short tape he and his then girlfriend Nicole Narain a former Playboy Playmate made of them fucking. Apparently she wanted to sell it and Colin didn't so he got a restraining order preventing it from being distributed. The tape 'somehow' ended up being leaked onto the Internet.
It's a grainy tape, and the joke is that for the entire tape Colin keeps saying 'You're so fucking beautiful' over and over to Nicole in this kinda awed tone as they're doing it.
All joking aside, the tape shows that clearly Colin is well endowed and enjoys 'eating'.
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No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.
Yes and please.
Please and yes.
How long does it take you broads to get back into 'playing shape' after having one of these kid things??
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
Well, he looks like he finally bathed.
"you're so fucking beautiful" - hahaha
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describe the tape I havent seen it
I haven't seen it all - yeah, sex is hot, but this was just..no - but from what I did see, Colin enjoys eating out. In between all the, "you're so fucking beautiful"s.
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Think of all the amounts of dick butter, ass jelly, nose dingles, taint cream and pit wine he has produced. (MK)
My sisters took their newborns EVERYWHERE: planes, trains and automobiles, for heavens sake!
To Europe and back even.
They left their 8 week old?
Seriously, they could have brought the kid, 8 week olds just look for their Mom for the 5 mins that they are awake then go back to sleep for 2 hours.
What assholes.
I know it's been said but...who leaves their two-month old baby in another country while they go vacationing?! I could see if they went to the beach down the road for a couple hours but another country? No way.
LolaBella on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 12:42pm.
Submitted by SkyBitch on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 12:32pm.
I wonder if he looks at his baby and says:
"You're so fucking beautiful. You're so fucking beautiful...
@Skybitch, glad to see I'm not the only one who had that reaction while watching that infamous sex-tape of his! In fact, if you make a drinking game of it, you'd be sloshed within 5 minutes!
Love me some Colin; he's so fucking beautiful!
*Off to watch tape again!*
describe the tape I havent seen it
“So no girl can really be your friend, because if she takes attention from you, your daddy doesn’t love you.” Megan Fox
For a minute I thought it was me smelling like marshmellows and creamed cheese. As for the baby, it's prolly better off with the nanny anyways.
Submitted by loozer on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 12:37pm.
This one time, I called a phone booth and uh Colin answered and then I held him hostage there, cause I was like in an apartment with a gun shooting at him. Aaah, Good Times.
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One time I helped train him to be a recruit and played some mind games on him and tortured him and stuff, just to make sure he'd choose to die before giving away military info to the enemy. That was some good times, too.
I don't blame them for going on vacation from their baby. People who have money do that all the time. Not that I know any people like that personally. I think it is good for them to keep the romance alive. I'm sure they miss the baby. How long were they gone for? If it is longer than a week, though, that is something else. I don't think I would go for longer than 4 days, personally.
He's a dirty skank and apparently also a bad father. Meh, who cares about our new baby? We need to go sun our tits and fuck.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
He looks pretty good, except for the trashy tattoos.
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
Submitted by SkyBitch on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 12:32pm.
I wonder if he looks at his baby and says:
"You're so fucking beautiful. You're so fucking beautiful...
@Skybitch, glad to see I'm not the only one who had that reaction while watching that infamous sex-tape of his! In fact, if you make a drinking game of it, you'd be sloshed within 5 minutes!
Love me some Colin; he's so fucking beautiful!
*Off to watch tape again!*
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Live Your Life Like Brian Kinney Said:
No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.
MOTHERFUCKERS QUIT SHAVING YOUR CHESTS.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
I'll give Colin my pie goods any ole day.
I thought he'd be hairier.
This one time, I called a phone booth and uh Colin answered and then I held him hostage there, cause I was like in an apartment with a gun shooting at him. Aaah, Good Times.
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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
That's why I'm the mother of a dog.. 2 words.. crate training.
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"It's like I'm walking on sunshine." Ffftt ffftt
Colin honey, you really need to tone those abs up!
sorry but Colin is not attractive if you find him attractive you like the bad boys that cheat and treat you like shit so get yourselves checked out that includes MK
“So no girl can really be your friend, because if she takes attention from you, your daddy doesn’t love you.” Megan Fox
TEAM LEAVE THE LIL BASTARDS AT HOME!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
im not a mother but I cannot imagine leaving a 2month old behind maybe im crazy
“So no girl can really be your friend, because if she takes attention from you, your daddy doesn’t love you.” Megan Fox
Tree trunk and trousers in the way.
MOOOOOVE!
Meh.
I wonder if he looks at his baby and says:
"You're so fucking beautiful. You're so fucking beautiful. You're so fucking beautiful. You're so fucking beautiful. You're so fucking beautiful. You're so fucking beautiful. You're so fucking beautiful. You're so fucking beautiful. You're so fucking beautiful. You're so fucking beautiful. You're so fucking beautiful. You're so fucking beautiful. You're so fucking beautiful. You're so fucking beautiful...."
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
he doesnt do it for me.
Coma Caca!!
I got your breakfast, lunch and dinner right here, Colin, you dirty dirty boy.