Monday, November 30th 2009

Anthony Michael Hall Is A Biter

A couple of weeks ago, Anthony Michael Hall's ex-girlfriend Diana Falzone took out a restraining order against him after he allegedly bashed her head into a wall. Diana said that AMH was definitely drunk at the time and might have been off the meds he takes for his bi-polar disorder. AMH's denied that allegations.

Page Six got a hold of the police report and published more details from that night. According to the report. AMH "bit his girlfriend's forehead" and "pushed, shoved, and spit at her." Officers arrived at Diana's Midtown Manhattan apartment and escorted AMH out of the building. He was briefly questioned, but he's currently not under investigation.

Every single police officer and detective at Midtown North precinct house must be serious "The Geek" fans, because why wouldn't they be investigating his ass?

If this is true, then Cesar Milan needs to put AMH into the submissive position and muzzle his mouth so he can drag him down to the Dog Psychology Center for rehabilitation. Yes, I watched a lot of The Dog Whisperer this weekend.

Posted by: Michael K


TheBreakdown's picture

I've heard for years that this fucka was volatile and this only confirms.

He's basically a brokedown Kiefer Sutherland on a budget.

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Pearl_Necklace's picture

Elin Nordegren-Woods and her nine iron need to pay him a therapeutic visit.

tweak's picture

can u imagine if he hooked up with shitney? think of all the crazy bipolar crap they could do together

Fred Flintstone's picture

Who the fuck is he?

nono's picture

I have to confess in shame that I would hit it.

letinstar's picture

how can teeth get a grip on forehead skin?
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P.T.Bull's picture

Dude looks like he just carved up a human for dinner. Impossible to recognize the likeable child star from vacation and 16 candles...

Whatever's picture

Biting? Take your medication you fucking loser.

Noelegy's picture

*sigh* I always liked him. Time to remind myself that the character/s and the actor don't always coincide.

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the Blinding's picture

if your brain is defective at birth, there is a reason why you are put on anti-psychotics when you become a big boy. get back on your meds, you ugly has-been. there is no excuse for domestic violence--even if your bitch is nagging your dick off, like Rihanna.

MizRo's picture

A bite to the forehead huh... That must be painful: the skin is so thin and fragile.
What an ass!

Snideychick sez:

Bit his gf's forehead? That's an erogenous zone I'd not heard of. I prefer neck and nipple bites myself.

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AND I'll bet he sniffs panties too!

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Manbearpig's picture

He needs to be put on the treadmill also.

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Vermithrax's picture

Brian Johnson is out of fucking control.

AntBee's picture

Is it weird that I have the biggest crush on this dude? Go ahead, you won't hurt my feelings.

You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers

CantStandBitches's picture

WTF

WTF

and did i say WTF?

No excuse to bite your women like she is some damn steak bone!

angel_i's picture

Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 1:28pm.

He's a biter, a pusher and a spitter. Charming!

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M.E.'s picture

Stocky - ;P

ACT COOL!

sparkys nemesis's picture

I watch Caesar, too, but the key is *calm*/submissive and Hall was anything but.
Biting the forehead? -- seems almost impossible.

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Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 1:28pm.
He's a biter, a pusher and a spitter. Charming!

I bite and spit. I guess two out of three ain't bad.

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Stan Hooper's picture

Not sure how AMH is going to explain this other than stating he is Bipolar, which is a fucked up disease and if he was off his meds, that explains the violent behavior.

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little_rascal's picture

He's a biter, a pusher and a spitter. Charming!

Stock Broker's picture

M.E. ~ LMAO! Yea and I paid a dollar to see them.

AMH eyes look like a couple of 2-day old glazed donuts.

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Dude's looking a little Busey in the eyes.

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KD's picture

Seems like a forehead is a random place to be biting. Are you sure it wasn't a love bite? Like a tender bite followed by a kissy kiss? Takes talent to bite a forehead though. I personally don't have a lot of loose skin there..

angel_i's picture

LOL@ Pleco: Poor Gorgeous George looks like he thinks he could have done better;p

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zomay's picture

Angel,

Foreplay, Forehead.

Almost the same word. Coincidence? I don't think soooo.

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M.E.'s picture

But did he buy her panties?

Plecostomus's picture

He and RiRi should get together and he can finally get over this forehead-biting phase.

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Submitted by zomay on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 1:17pm.

"bit his girlfriend's forehead"

Sounds like normal sex stuff.
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angel_i's picture

According to the report. AMH "bit his girlfriend's forehead" and "pushed, shoved, and spit at her."
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Foreplay. What's the problem?

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Submitted by loozer on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 1:16pm.
Farmer Ted must not have been wearing his retainer.

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

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zomay's picture

"bit his girlfriend's forehead"

Sounds like normal sex stuff.

What's the big deal?

Who has not bit a forehead??

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loozer's picture

Farmer Ted must not have been wearing his retainer.

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