Tuesday, December 1st 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 30th!
Having squandered his 9 Lives Cat Food earnings, Morris was reduced to performing in turkey shows in Tijuana. - OurMissC
Runners-up:
Don't look now, Aunt Birdie is playing with her pussy again. - AntBee
She who walks with Pussy in Face; or as we know her; Tila Tequila - wblooney
(Thanks Karen)
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Thanks everyone, I feel so honored!
You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers
Congrats to AntBee and wblooney!
And OurMissC - 'fess up! You done been sleepin' with MK, aintcha?!?
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Bottom-feeder.
Great job winners!
xoxoxo
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Congrats to all the hilarious pussies, these were really funny captions, but Miss C-that was inspired!
"Look to the cheesburger." Freebird
Congrats to AntBee and wblooney for their funny stuff! Thanks MK!
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
OurMissC: I knew that one was a winner! Congrats!
And to the runnerup funny, funny slutz!
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
Way to go OurMissC♥♥♥!!! Congrats to AntBee and wblooney too!
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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.
If you can find this book on Ebay/Amazon, doooo it. "Dancing With Cats" is out of print and is one big bundle of crazier-than-a-rat-in-a-brick-shithouse.
THIS woman might be one of the only people in the book that I'd feel safe leaving my child with.
Reason 112 why meeting via the 'Video Phone' is safer for all parties involved...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Submitted by wblooney on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 5:22pm.
She who walks with Pussy in Face; or as we know her; Tila Tequila
Submitted by huey on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 3:59pm.
Pussy will always dance for the big cock.
Bwahahahaha!
Madonna knew her latest reinvention went too far when cats starting treating her as one of their own.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
It was only a matter of time before Lady Gaga started to let her pussy hang out.
Ceiling cat is watching Lady Gaga masturbate.
One of Lady Gaga's common outfits.
All grown up and tired of the joke, surprised kitty decides someone must pay.
Karla demonstrates how to pacify an aggitated pussy with the 'sneak-two-finger-under-n-up slip'.
Sandra Lee's pussy went crazy during the Thanksgiving tablescape shoot.
Lady Ca-Ca was trying on her new costume when her pussy jumped up and bit her, provong once and for all that she really is a bitch!
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Get the fucking ads out of the comments section!!!
its bruce bitch...
Paris Hilton's new pet.. the ladyhawk.. good thing shes got so many cats to feed her...
Martha Stewart's daughter has to REALLY work to impress her mother at Thanksgiving dinner.
Bitch Ipsa Locquiter (The bitch speaks for herself)
Oh come on, when you were a kid you never played Cowboys and Crazy Cat Ladies on the Block?
Real Housewives of Mohegan Sun.
Martina Navratilova will stoop to just about anything to get some pussy.
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
P-P-P-PUSSY FACE P-P-PUSSY FACE
lady gaga's fans cant get enough of her
No matter how hard he tries, CHAZ just cant shake that pussy ......
Lady Gaga was shocked when pictures of her controversial nose job surfaced.
Now playing on X-Tube's Fetish Channel, lesbians who like to dress up as turkeys and nose-fuck real pussies!
....and they said Josephine Baker was banannas!?
Twyla Tharp's reinterpretation of Cats made broadway go dark for all the wrong reasons.
Po-po-po Poke her face
Once again, Lady GaGa reminds us that she loves pussy.
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Josh Is Trashy
Wonder how many obvious Lady Gaga/pussy jokes this pic will garner.
Cirque du Pussy starring Dame Helen Mirren.
*sniff* *sniff** I smell pussy
Everybody was Kung-Fu Fighting!
Those Cats was fast as Lightning!
In fact it was a little bit Frightening.
Cause they fought with expert Timing.
"Look to the cheesburger." Freebird
In the next edition of GOOP, Fishy explains how not to be so high maintenance.
"Look to the cheesburger." Freebird
She who walks with Pussy in Face; or as we know her; Tila Tequila
I need more cowbell!
"Look to the cheesburger." Freebird
Spaghetti cat gets a hankerin' for some MEAT!
"Look to the cheesburger." Freebird
SO THATS WHAT HAPPENED TO DONATELLA'S FACE!!
Josephine Baker's lesser known sister, Hesterine, doing her Turkey Feather dance.
How Lady CaCa got her new nose.
In a heart-warming Thanksgiving moment, Lady Gaga's pussy finally returned home.
Yeah... we fed our stale leftover turkey to our cats yesterday too.
She looks legit, let her open a casino....
DANCES WITH WOLVES....SLEEPS WITH TIGERS (WOODS)
"Wait, so Im having a good trip when I start feeling like a chicken or when I start seeing kittens jumping in front of me?" An excerpt from LiLos intervention/acid party
A bird in the hand is worth two in the puss.....
National Enquirer paid a lot for the exclusive shots of Elin and Rachel fighting over Tiger.