RiRi Thinks All Chicks Should Send Nekkid Pictures Of Themselves To Their Boyfriends
If you haven't sent a picture of your chichis and coochie to your latest boyfriend, then send RiRi his address because she would like to mail him an "I Feel Sorry For You" greeting card. You see, RiRi's motto is: "If you don't send your boyfriend naked pictures, then I feel bad for him." That trick really said that.
In a radio interview with Hot 97 (via BBC), RiRi talked about those naked pictures of herself that leaked onto the internet earlier this year. RiRi said she had originally sent the pictures to an ex-boyfriend (gee, I wonder who), because she thought it was hot.
RiRi went on to say that she was embarrassed when the public at large got an eye full of her alien balls, "I just felt like my whole privacy was taken before that and then, when that came out, I thought, 'oh great, so now there's nothing they don't know about me and my private life. It was humiliating and it was embarrassing - especially my mum having to see that. It was two days before Mother's Day, so I was nervous. I sent her flowers first before I called and then she texted me - when the world is against me she's always there supporting."
Let's go back to this "sending your boyfriend naked pictures" thing. RiRi didn't say anything about your boyfriend returning the favor by sending you an HD DVD of him playing with his peen under a bright light. And she also didn't mention collecting a credit card number with expiration date and security code before sending him the naked pictures. I'm confused. RiRi wants you to give the gift of your nakedness without getting anything in return? Huh? Wha?! Huh?
It's not like you're going to have an orgasm every time he jacks off to the pictures. My motto is: If it doesn't make your pussy pucker or your wallet burst, then don't do it.
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@Pomegranate, glad we're like-minded. Sometimes I do wonder what the next generation will do. My generation already dances pretty crazy, and yeah it's fun sometimes, but then I wonder what my future kids will dance like if we're already pretty outrageous. Good luck with your daughter, just keep being a good example--what your family preaches and practices does make a difference. I went to a lot of parties in HS, hung out with the "cool kids"--a lot of who were playing sexual musical chairs with each other, etc. I got along with them and was never on my high horse. They knew I wasn't into the whole sex thing (they respected it) and despite the ease of which I could have slept around, it wasn't what I valued and upbringing had a lot to do with it.
@vidz, hahaha this was funny:
It's not as if the govt will give me a medal for saving it. ( Although if there was a medal, where would I hang it?)
Megan Fox game proper.
The hell kinda drugs is this chile on? I want to meet her dealer.
Unless... her dealer is probably Jay-Z. Nevermind.
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Photoshop madness, instead of a peace of horse hair she now has two horn weaves on her big head.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
Submitted by LolaBella on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 7:03pm.
"ITA, if you have to do it then this is definitely the way to go about it and for all that is holy don't take the pics in a dirty/disgusting looking bathroom with the toilet seat up!"
OMG! I almost throw up looking at pictures with the toilet lids & seat ups. What I want to know is why the hell does the toilet lid and seat need to be up unless someone's currently using it? It's bizarre to me. When people use my bathroom I remind them to make sure that goddamned lid is closed when they're done. I'm a bitch like that. I don't even like for men to use it at all;they never remember to pull the seat down, not to mention the lid. Dirty bastards! And don't show the shower unless it's fucking immaculate!
I know a woman who did this. After she and her boyfriend broke up, he sent the phone picture of her naked to her parents, all her friends, anyone he could think of.
Don't do it dumbasses!
For some unfathomable reason I still had a doubt bout her being completely stoopid. Case solved.
Makes me sad though all those girls staging their sex lives as if they were porn stars, sending pics of their pussies left and right. Pathetic.
don't know about this but after listening to her lesbian song 'te amo' couldn't help but picture byonce hassling her, dancing to close whispering in her ear 'te amo'
bwahahahahha make the lezies cream their panties
Rhianna,put some clothes oN!
Rihanna can kiss my ass because I am not displaying my black ass through text.
But the book!
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BAAAAAAAA!!! Baaaaaaa!!!! LOL she looks like a fucking goat. I hate you, Rihanna...
Give me back my goddamn HELMET!
She's almost exactly like Megan Fox; stupid as a box of rocks. The dumbass opens her mouth, and pukes "I'M STUPID!" all over herself. Her agent/publicist is an idiot; his/her job is to protect her from herself, but he/she is not doing it & needs firing...
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Submitted by Vanitas on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 6:53pm.
honey, don't give it away if he don't appreciate it.
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all i wanna do is (BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM)
and a (KA CHING)
and take your money
Shes such a ******* idiot!
i think she's just helping promote that 'video phone' song by beyonce and gaga.
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all i wanna do is (BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM)
and a (KA CHING)
and take your money
Chris Brown must have given her severe brain damage. What a self-loathing piece of shit she is.
Game blouses!
Good for you! Keep your yes yes to yourself lol from my experience I shouldve asked my exbf exgf's if he was good in bed cuz DAMN WAS I DISAPPOINTED WHEN HE STUCK IT IN ME!
You figure a guy has a kid he should at least know how to use the thing but sadly my first time was the longest HELL NO moment of my life! I'm glad I got rid of that bitch
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Gotta love the catfights and S&F!
Hmm... relationship advice from someone who is successful, modern, childless and has popular and familial support but allowed her bf to hit her? I think not. RiRI should compete with Megan Fox for the title of Prefessor WhoreFace.
@Bossy, I'm 23 and still a virgin and i'm not uggs either. i come from a conservative family, but it was never something i set out to do. But I figured that since I've had it for so long, I'd might as well save it for my husband. I figure it's better than hopping into bed with someone after the 3rd date and feeling that "sex has brought you two so much closer" while in reality, you still don't know shit about the other person. My best friend, finally gave up her viginity sleeping with her last bf, and then he turned psycho on her, and she feels intimate with him, but apparently, not enough to tell him he has bad breath.
Well I don't plan to get hitched any time soon, but if the right someone comes around and charms the pants of me, then why not. It's not as if the govt will give me a medal for saving it. ( Although if there was a medal, where would I hang it?)
I too have a beauty mark, on my Yes-yes plus one on my bosoms that drove my last bf crazy. He was always begging me to show them to him. Well, I better be sending RiRi his addy so she can throw him that pity party.
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michael k, you are one of the best feminists i know. and i'm only joking a little bit when i say that.
"My motto is: If it doesn't make your pussy pucker or your wallet burst, then don't do it."
Life's lessons from Uncle Mickey K. If only RiRi would listen...
hat's a great post, Bossy, and I agree. I'm so glad my daughter isn't into Riahanna, because I wouldn't want her to even stop and think for half a second about the merits of this...I don't want my daughter to think that her only worth is in how titilated she can make some boyfriend...Riahanna obviously thinks of herself as nothing more than an object...she really is a dumbass.
I'm going to have to disagree with Rihanna on this one. Personally, I'm of the mentality that there will only be one man in my life who will see me naked and that's going to be my husband (who will be of the same mindset that everything can be worked out and giving up is not an option--i.e. no divorce). So saying that everyone needs to send a naked picture to their BOYFRIEND (not fiance, not husband, just a plain 'ol boyfriend), yeah, that's not going to fly with me at least.
It's also a pretty bad message for all the teenage girls dating guys who would gladly beg for naked pictures. Girls often have low self-esteem due to society in general, by sending pictures they think they'll be loved or validated (ahem, Vanessa Hudgens). Definitely don't think it's a good idea, especially once the relationship ends and they've left a very personal, digital imprint of themselves with another person.
Like, I totally agree! If it's, like, somebody you totally LOVE and you KNOW you're, like, totally gonna "do it" with him someday and, you know, like, you're gonna spend the rest of your life with him and, like, if he doesn't have herpes and such...
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Wow... she looks really good in this picture. Makes a normal girl think like a lesbian... coughs....
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Oh look, it's the singer chick who Chris Brown hit.
How's the whole "your public persona will forever be about that RiRi"?
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
For reals, Riri? THIS is the advice you have for the women out there?
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Something is off about this girl's reasoning. Since, her first interview about Chris Brown, she's gone from barely opening her mouth at all to blabbering non-stop. Now, she seems intent on proving to the world that she's some sex-starved dominatrix. At the same time, she's complaining about losing her privacy. If she values privacy so much, then she should STFU already. I see a hospitalization for "exhaustion" coming real soon.
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thats gross
RiRi has no credibility for relationship advice.
Yes I do it too, sans face!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 8:33pm.
really... reeaallly?... why do i see a half eaten zoo official in the background?... lemme see... yup, that's a zoo badge on the corpse... chew better next time Tiger!LOL!
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It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 7:54pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 7:51pm.
don't get me wrong... i said nothing about sending nekki... wait a sec... my e-mail just alerted.... whoa, that's a lot of fur!!
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Yeah...um...wonder who sent you that hot pussy pic...cuz it sure wasn't me....* tiger eyes upward, whistling through tiger lips*...No siree Bob, no nekkid pics of the Tiger sent to nobody...Nope...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 7:24pm.
Great role model there RiRi.
http://www.tampabay.com/news/humaninterest/article1054895.ece
@EvilShoe that was a fucking tragic story. Then when you have impressionable kids looking up to people like RiRi as role models...
It is scary as hell seeing what parents have to deal with when it comes to their kids...
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No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.
Oh yeah...just sending the naked pics to my boyfriend...and a billion other people, dumbass.
She's my favorite feminist intellectual.
well....she did convince Chris to put her panties on his head and take a pic too so RiRi 2, CB 0
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Submitted by Genny18 on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 7:06pm.
i have a beauty mark around there...ha my no no is marilyn monroe
That's hilarious!
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My motto is: You don't give, you don't get. I ain't sending nothing naked to nobody unless I get some quid pro quo, fucker!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 7:51pm.
don't get me wrong... i said nothing about sending nekki... wait a sec... my e-mail just alerted.... whoa, that's a lot of fur!!
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 7:37pm.
this is some MEGAN FOX SHIT!
this chick is an idiot
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Pssht, yeah right? Moron...*sending nekkid pics of myself sans face to all DListers*....*wondering if they'll notice the excessive fur and six tits...*....*regretting actions but feeling sorry for those whose S.O's don't send 'em nekkid pics*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
faceless ones and then delete fucking everything.
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
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this is some MEGAN FOX SHIT!
this chick is an idiot
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"The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin"
haha those better be lined with a few depends cuz im gonna be here all night!!!!
not really, im too lazy for that
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Gotta love the catfights and S&F!
I've posed nude for a real deal artist (he's in a number of museums) and I was too embarassed to attend the show in SoHo. That was many many years ago. Only a few people IRL know about it, but somewhere there is a painting of a nude 19 year old Hekki on a chaise.
If Mr. Hekki wants to see my chocha, he can look at it whenever he wants. At this point, I suspect he'd rather look at some porn chochas, which is fine with me. Saves me the guilt about not waxing it during the winter.
She is a fucking no talented idiot.
Great role model there RiRi.
http://www.tampabay.com/news/humaninterest/article1054895.ece
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Christmas is around the corner!
She just wants the rest of us to do the same stupid shit she does so that she won't look like such a dumbass in comparison.
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Genny! i have a beauty mark around there...ha my no no is marilyn monroe
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You are so funny...brb, gotta go change my pants!
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Lol Sugaroo... please just say it's not the wallpaper or screensaver! haha
And we see everyone naked nowadays.. it's not that big a deal if shit leaks (or really just gets released... looking at you Queen of Lucite..) what left is there to see? And most of it is plastic appendages , etc anyway. It's nothing.
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"If you don't let your Boyfriend punch you in the face, strangle you and bite you than I feel bad for him".