Hot Sluts Of The Week: b4-4

Birthdays: March 13, 1982 & December 5, 1979
Ages: 27 (Ohad) & 29 (Ryan & Dan)
Birth Names: Ohad Einbinder, Ryan and Dan Kowarsky

Original Date of HS of the Day: November 23, 2009
Claim to Fame: b4-4 was a Canadian boy band that went double aluminum foil with their hits "Get Down" and "Go Go." They also used that aluminum foil to frost their tips.

b4-4 was only together for a quick second, because all beautiful things must come to an end. And because the guidos of 1995 wanted their look back and threatened to sue.

Where are they now? Ohad moved to Los Angeles from Canada to pursue a modeling career. This means you can find him working the early shift at Koo Koo Roo in West Hollywood or doing drag at Arena on Sundays. As for Ryan & Dan, they moved to London, shaved the bleached hedgehog off their heads and formed a new musical duo creatively called RyanDan. They now make the musical equivalent of Clay Gayken's post-sex queefs. That's a compliment. Click here to listen for yourself.

Why are they HS of the Week? Because of THIS:

Posted by: Michael K

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Hot Slut of the Week

Submitted by Mike Litoris on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 11:52pm.

I'm staying at the Ramada across the street from Koo Koo Roo in WeHo. I'll go there tomorrow to ssee if he's there. I'm from Canada and I had to live thru this horror.

Submitted by Manbearpig on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 5:27pm.

Oh how I miss the 80's and early 90's.

"WHO ORDERED THE HAMBURGER WITH AIDS?"

Submitted by bambi_girl on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 3:50pm.

I've always loved reading this site, but this serious article of intrepid journalism made me become a member. And inspired the epiphany that everything absurd about my peer group and I is a direct result of growing up in the 90s.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 9:39am.

You should no be allowed to make music like that once you over a certain age like....18 19? man is that FUCKIN GAY!!!!!!

Submitted by Triscuit on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 8:12am.

what is with the stupid sound effects and all the pushing each other around?
WoW. scary.

Submitted by bunnies on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 7:49am.

OMG - thanks you for putting a grin on my face (as usual) this morning....and yes, I am ashamed to be Canadian :)

Submitted by anhydre on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 7:33am.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I don't understand people saying they miss the 90's. 80's were plain crazy. Madonna was shocking people full clothes on. The 90's started all the shit we're dealing with right now.

Submitted by bitchest bitch on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 7:15am.

their 'like teh sun' single doesn't sound that bad

Submitted by cio_cio-san on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 6:40am.

haha, gonna have to agree with the other two that bothered to click the link to their new stuff. I didn't hate that song, and for that I am ashamed... I will punish myself later

Pathetic Humans- Prepare to write down the recipe!

Submitted by Summermixx on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 6:30am.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!

They also used that aluminum foil to frost their tips.

Submitted by Romy on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 5:05am.

Submitted by Chatham on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 11:48pm.
The video looks like it was shot at Lou Pearlman's Orlando home, seriously!
The brothers look like they don't have teefs.
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Lou likes em toothless...^-^

Submitted by freebird on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 12:43am.

I dread the day I have to choose between them and that living room dancer lady with the sweaty chest. They both deserve it so much. They eye fucked the shit out of that camera and that did not go unnoticed.

Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 12:38am.

Chatham, I was thinking the same thing. I wonder what he made them to in exchange for use of his front lawn (if that is really his house). Wasn't he accused by Nick Carter's mom of being a gigantic weirdo pervert? I'm pretty sure that's the guy.

...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...

Submitted by Chatham on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 12:18am.

The video looks like it was shot at Lou Pearlman's Orlando home, seriously!
The brothers look like they don't have teefs.

Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 12:13am.

This is the entire meaning of HOT SLUT to the third power. This is pure MK fodder..and I don't mean no-no hole fodder..well, okay..maybe I do. But Kadooze, Michael. You discovered the male equivalent to Chicken Cutlets, The Empress of Lucite and Our Lady of Camaroooooon. Live long and prostate cancer free, Mah' Bruddah!
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Submitted by mayfairgirl on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 11:57pm.

if you go on the RyanDan biography (at the very bottom of the page) reads: Their pop group B4-4 went on to achieve multi-platinum sales in Canada and Germany.

Oh dear.

I have to say that i normally HATE elevator music "Like the Sun" is a pretty song.

Submitted by FritoDorito on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 10:24pm.

So they WANTED to have their hair look like a pile of dog diarrhea?
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Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 10:23pm.

weak sluts.

Submitted by Violet on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 10:12pm.

I can't get that horrible Get Down song out of my head dammit!!

And the video to this song is just bizarre as hell.

Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 10:04pm.

Now those are some talented boys! Oy Oy Oy.

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Submitted by cMal on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 10:04pm.

That B44 shit was painful...

But that RyanDan song, 'Like the Sun'...
Fucking. Good.

And I am...
Fucking. Ashamed.

I mean, I don't usually like slow sentimental crap, but Christ, that song is pretty.

And they (RyanDan) look hot now!

*crawls back to corner*

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 9:56pm.

Ok, then.

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Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 9:54pm.

No matter how hard I stretch my imagination, I can't picture which one would have gone into "modeling".

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Submitted by Carrie_Deway on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 9:54pm.

Ha, I just skipped forward to a random part(morbid curiosity),to see a guy pee on another guy at 1:24. That's rich. Guess it's a throwback to the water sports thing going on at the beginning.

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Submitted by Webberbear on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 9:49pm.

I actually made it through the earlier post of "Get Down", but like everyone else, couldn't get past the first minute of this. Perfect Sluts of the Week!
Aluminum Foil! ;)

Submitted by Carrie_Deway on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 9:46pm.

Had to shut it off around the :30 mark. Kept thinking one of them was gonna break out the Mentos, and I wasn't about to subject myself to THAT on top of everything else that was so very very wrong with this mess.

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"Christmas is around the corner." Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!

Submitted by kittymuffin on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 9:32pm.

not watching..for two reasons
Cheez Doodle hair a DKNY shirt and a denim jacket
yeah thats three gross

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 9:29pm.

Every single one of these methed faced twinks need to be beaten beyond recognition for being totally annoying and nothing else...and there's only one person for THAT job...CHOLA REESE and HER GOLF CLUB OF JUSTICE....Go Elin! Go Elin! It's yo' birfday....

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 11/30/2009 - 9:23pm.

"that went aluminum foil..." HaHa. Good one. I see after ripping off any generic boy band in the past, RyanDan is trying to do the male version of the Celtic Women.