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Grey Warden (more like Gay Warden) and warrior elf Zevran from the video game Dragon's Age: Origins!
Some dumb hos are freaking out over this secret gay butt sex scene from Dragon's Age, which can only be accessed using the correct pick-up lines. Yeah, I don't think they were present in class when we learned that all long-haired blonde elves (with voices like the Antonio Banderas bee) love it in the ass. That's just nature. And it's beautiful!
And the music itself just makes you want to jump into the strong arms of a warrior and let him ravish your butt in the forest.
I'm adding Dragon's Age to my Christmas list, because apparently everyone gets it on in this game. Dude elves on dude warriors! Chick elves on chick warriors! It should be called Dragon's Age: ORGIES! YAY!
The next time I'm at the bar, I'm going to try using the pick-up line, "Can you join me in my tent?"
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This is one of the greatest things ive seen all week.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N97HXJS7ayc
This is essentially how you have sex with every possible romance option. I really wouldn't consider it a "secret." Zevran tells you right off the bat that he sometimes has sex with men. The guy loves boning in general. It should also mention: "Zevran is also a really amazing best friend in case you would rather choose the bitch mage, or the lovable templar for a more interesting game ending."
You can also have a 3w threesome, or 2w2m/ or 3w1m FOURsome, or a 2w1m threesome. Also not a secret. People tell you straight up when they wanna bang.
At the brothel you can chose guys, girls, some of both or surprise me. I chose the last twice and the first time I got a dwarf that looked like a chick but sounded like a guy and the second I got two sticks....mwahahaha.
apparently the elf is not the only gay man in the village.there's a whole male brothel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49fCiktsYJs
i'd say this is more puss-n-boots from shrek than nasal bee but then again same voice actor.
Submitted by MkUltra314 on Wed, 12/02/2009 - 12:54am.
@M.E.- its rated M, which is the 17 and up crowd of gamers.
i head that you can have the whole lez scene, but was just talking to my gf about a guy on guy scene.
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@M.E.- its rated M, which is the 17 and up crowd of gamers.
i head that you can have the whole lez scene, but was just talking to my gf about a guy on guy scene. i mean, what's hotter than a blonde elf getting it on with a human warrior? 2 BLONDE ELVES! lol but seriously there's nothing wrong with this only that me and my gf got a good chuckle out of this.
Seasonal Affectiveness is kicking in and I ALMOST skipped this post...THANK GOD I DID NOT!
Buggared and Dumped: The Game? And here I'd been wasting time with Sims and their pixalated fuckery.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Why the fuck did they give that character Antonio Bandera's voice? Totally killed it.
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@ salacious
Nah it's not that short. It's definitely not like the old Final Fantasy games where you could have a shit ton of hours, but it's not bad. I've read that some people had 80+ hours but I don't really see how. That's extremely excessive.
I have both KOTOR's on my pc and I've been playing them on and off. I want to get Jade Empire, too. I just wish that BioWare had better endings...
Can't wait for Mass Effect 2!!!!!
And, after reading this I realize that it looks as though I have no life since I've beat this twice...lol. What can I say? Once I get fixated on something I MUST complete it or it will gnaw at me constantly. And, it's great for relaxation...
Love it!
That was surprisingly hot...
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
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HA! That's fuckin' awesome. I need to get this game!
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@TheTaraNator on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 1:35pm.
Is this a short game? It came out last month and you already beat it twice?
I'm playing KOTOR again. LOL
TTFN
Does this mean that elf is a humosexual?
(rim shot)
Played this game, beat it a couple of times, and got this scene with both my male and female characters. It cracked me up. I'm a huge fan of BioWare and was not disappointed with the game...other than the typical BioWare ending.
BTW...another KOTOR addict here, too. ;-)
"I've been playing video games most of my life. I'm a huge fan of Bioware and I know they don't dissapoint when it comes to these role playing games. Already in my wish list."
Ditto :) Still addicted to KOTOR here.
You have to be 18+ to buy it and YOUR DIALOGUE SELECTIONS choose whether you have gay, straight, lesbian, or no sex at all in the game. YOUR CHOICE. If your kid plays the game and purposely picks gay dialogue he's going to get gay sex. You get what you ask for.
HA HA HA, that just made my day.
Seriously, big fucking deal. Anyone who's played The Sims knows that your character as an adult can get down with another adult male or female, fall in love and get married.
I've been playing video games most of my life. I'm a huge fan of Bioware and I know they don't dissapoint when it comes to these role playing games. Already in my wish list.
By the way this is an elf and a human... it's called "inter-species erotica", people. ;)
WTF? I mean really. What is this game again?
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What age group does this game sell to? Kids? Teens? Over 18?
Um....
*pauses*
Uuuuuhhhh...
*blinks*
Errr....
*shocked*
HILAROUS! I got this game for my husband for X-mas (he knows already). Totally going to show this too him.
*Adds game to Christmas Wish List*
Damn you MK, I just spent the last 30 minutes watching all of the other sex scenes from the game on YT. Threesomes, femslash,elf on man, oh my!
Now I won't be able to get that fucking Enya music out of my head all day!
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So hot! Very nice. I'd play that game;p
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why does the one dude bark?
Needs more bondage and dungeons.
Dragons optional.
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Bottom-feeder.
lame. not funny.
Long live gay elf butt sex!
Hell yeah, Legolas wants a part of that action.
How can this be considered gay sex when it's between people of different species?
Shouldn't it be inter-species or interracial sex? hehe
well whats the news? they always seemed gay to me.
awww, they're cuddlers!
That's hot! Now I know what I want for Christmas.
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Game blouses!
Ahhaha Nanners. Who will break the news to the Princess?
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
hotness, can't wait for the warrior chick scenes.
Nerds gotta get some as well.
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GET NASTY!
How come there was no spitting in the poop shoot like in brokeback. Moment ruined!
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Is this on the Wii as well? Oh man, if they made that remote vibrate too....
onetakenfreak!
What a way to start the day!! Fantastic and strangely yummy.
Great, this is the music I'll hear when I have sessy timez with Mr. Kitty.
As for the game...genius. Never heard of it until today, but will definitely look into it lol.
that was hot
MY! This brightened our day!!! Blanche and Jane Hudson.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I don't play these games, however, I do play PS3 and Xbox and there are only a couple of games with sesssy times in em.... big deal.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" the lovely snowpiece 11/25/09
How the hell can I take this unseriously when I keep expecting the pointy-toothed elf to start talking about Nasonex?
What.The.Fuck?!
Um, I'm kind of scared at how somewhat hot I found that...
*hides*
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
Submitted by No Words on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 8:49am.
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Gosh darn it! I think I've created a monster again!
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"If your horse dies, I suggest you dismount."
This game is amazing..but..I don't think I've gotten to this part yet... lol
Submitted by cMal on Tue, 12/01/2009 - 8:46am.
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*rubs hands together with glee*
Everyone needs goals in life, right? (-:
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